i shoot a (superdedooperdubblewhammybigboom) missle at pluto, blowing the hole thing to little cheese sized bits. luckly, the cheese was saved, and is now in my possession.

I knife you, steal the cheese, turn it into an omelette (yummy!) and drop into the atlantic ocean with a fleet of 60,000 pirate ships to guard it.

 

 

 

Yes they had crews on there -.-

I knife you, steal the cheese, turn it into an omelette (yummy!) and drop into the atlantic ocean with a fleet of 60,000 pirate ships to guard it.

 

 

 

Yes they had crews on there -.-

 

 

 

I have never eaten an omelette with cheese before...

 

Oh wait, I have never eaten an omelette before! :oops:

 

 

 

Ot: Sends navy out to own the pirates and steals the cheese in the commotion :twisted: . * hides in a secret and evil place muahahahhaha!* :twisted:

Uses MI6 gadgets to track you down, then I flay you and rip out your guts before scampering away giggling like a demented pixie.

You find me in your way and I lick the snout out of your face. You frwak out, drop the cheese, and run away, and I steal it. Notethat you will not want to see the Fort licks logo anymore.

oh em gee! i got the cheese (as to how, that is a secret)

I walked up on u in wildy and teleothere'd u 2 tzek-tok-jad, u die in 1 hit, i take the cheese, and tele out. :

Zzzuperman appears in Fally holding cheese... I grab it before he can even blink and hide behind him.

 

nana nah nana nah na.. can't see me \

i yoink it from you, then hide in in a big hole

I go in the big hole. I take the cheese. The stupid being shivers21 is helps me out of the hole, after what he is struck by lightning. I don't cry over his death. I stuff the cheese in my mouth, note that I do not eat it. Also note that my mouth is extremely stinky. Stinky as can be. You are scared of touching my mouth, All of ye!!

puts on a huge nose mask filter thingy, along with heavy duty pvc rubber gloves and pries it from the harrinatior's mouth.

 

Quickly seals it in a ziplock bag, gagging as the smell permeates the mask.

 

Then buries it deep in the ground, and marks the ground for toxic waste... knowing happily that I have the cheese technically.

Looking for Native American arrow heads I wander into the toxic waste zone not paying attenion to the sign. I accidentally find the cheese, but a Native American spirit appears because the site is an Indian burial ground, and he snatches the cheese. The spirit disappears back into the afterwrold, where it is impossible for a living being to go.

Looking for Native American arrow heads I wander into the toxic waste zone not paying attenion to the sign. I accidentally find the cheese, but a Native American spirit appears because the site is an Indian burial ground, and he snatches the cheese. The spirit disappears back into the afterwrold, where it is impossible for a living being to go.

Uses the ghostspeak amulet and confers with the ghost.

 

The ghost agrees to give me the cheese for my firstborn child.

 

I accept. :anxious:

 

he'll be dead long before I ever have any children.

I hire a ghost slayer and he helps me kill the ghost, and then he runs home with it.

I bite the ghost killer's nose. He falls because of my bad breath.I take the cheese. I give everyone on tip.it an iPod and no one except me cares about the cheese. Everyone dances to Flathead by the Fratellis. I have the cheese and it is forbidden that you take it!

Accidently breaks ipod and snaps out of the embarassing dancing spell you put on us. Quickly analyze the situation, and break a few other people's ipods. Manage to beat the truth into them, that ipods are evil evil evil, and form a plan of ambush the next time you are around. We get the cheese, and leave you tied up in a small smelly dungeon, where the only things your bad breath will trouble are the rats.

 

however, mayhem insues because everyone else wants the cheese. I save the day by breaking the cheese into smaller pieces and sharing it. I have my piece safely hidden in the front of my shirt. Anyone that even tries to touch me there, i will shoot!

 

However this doesn't seem to work with the other people. So I order my minions to steal the cheese in the dark of the night, replacing it with cheap plastic immitation cheese.

 

No one is aware of my deception.

 

I carefully place all the pieces of cheese together again, and put it where no one will ever think to look for it. In the fridge.

*goes and replaces holy cheese with some holey cheese*

 

*puts a magic lock on the cheese, that cannot be broken*

 

*gets a roman guard to protect cheese(like 1000 soldiers)*

I hire sparta to kill all of your romans (only 300 :P) they steal the cheese and rip the magic lock off the cheese. only a little piece of cheese comes off but hey, its still cheese.

the cheese walks home and i find it there, then I wash the cheese, (because it was very dirty after being in... all those places...) now the cheese is happy, and stays with me forever and ever and ever and everand everand everand everand everand everand everand everand everand everand everand ever

 

 

 

ps. harrinator, I am female

*mind controls cheese to come*

 

*hides cheese between crackers*

 

*laughs all evil like*

Silver steals the cheese from The virtual Ruler.

 

Hides it in one of her friend's dirty men's underwear. In plain view.

 

you know, the one with the streak of brown on it?

ps. harrinator, I am female

 

 

I wrote his because I called you being, being being masculin.

 

I find a hot girlfriend for your friend. The cheese falls out of the underwear (we all know why :-# )I melt it so that all the microbes from your friends... inner underwear diewith the heat. I make a sandwich with the cheese, and I use my magic skills to teleport the cheese to my pocket. Everyone thinks I ate the cheese and ruined the game. Feel free to insult me/spam my inbox with insults.

I steal the cheese sandwich, then get magically transported to Evil Bob's Evil Isle.

 

I unmake the cheese sandwich. getting cheese and bread.

 

I offer Evil Bob the cheese for my freedom. He accepts.

 

I get my freedom and go live in obscurity.

*points out the cheese he had stolen was a fake, that's why he laughed*

 

*flees*