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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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Walks along the beach, minding her own business, thinking that this business with the cheese has died down...

 

Then suddenly I see a guy washed up on the beach like a beached whale, clutching a peiceof cheese. I take it from him, and rush him to the hospital.

 

As payment for his life, I get to keep the cheese.

 

I bury the cheese on the beach, under a sand dune marked "X"

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i go and dig up the cheese then go hide under a palm tree

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

yes.... it's me.... I'M BACK!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I JUMP OUT OF THE PALM TREE AND YOU'RE LIKE "OMFG HES BACK!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!" AND I GRAB THE CHEESE THEN RUN WHILE EVERYONE IS PARALYSED WITH SHOCK....

I spawn hell on your head. Your neck breaks under the weight. I take the cheese from your motionless body, and stuff it deep inside my radioactive ear, which antiradioactive gloves won't stop. Nobody wants to take it.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I pay someone to get the cheese for me.

 

He brings back the cheese, wrapped in a ziplock bag.

 

I have no idea how he got it.

 

I don't want to know.

 

I hide the cheese between a year old sandwich, and a moldy jar of peanut butter under my bed.

as u put your tooth under yur pillow i dress up as a tooth fairy and steal the jar and give u a 25c. Then i tele to a random bank and put it in my bank acc (i have a pin its ****) and i lauth evily as noone can safe the moldy cheese sandwich. :twisted:

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wazzzz up!

Well, someone hacks the bank system and takes the cheese, and goes back to the gang.

 

 

 

I get to that gang, to help rest of the gangsters to protect the cheese, WARNING: All kinda gangsters, they got flamethrowers, generates, RPG guns, and a lot more, so this will be impossible to get the cheese now.

The gang's leader takes me for his girlfriend.

 

I make him propose to me.

 

and I make him give me the cheese.

 

He turns into a henpecked man.

 

I dump him.

 

 

 

Ps.. I get to keep my tooth right?

I announce you that you cannot get your tooth back. You cry and drop the cheese. I take it.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I tell you that you have no life...

 

you cry and drop the cheese.

 

I take it.

while your still and tears and partially laughing at him i just..... take the cheese :|

 

 

 

i go to a nacho chees factory and turn it into nacho cheese and put it in some random guys nachos 8-)

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I Kick the guy, and take the nachos.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I kick The harrinator and take the cheese.

I kick the moron and take the cheese.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

as you stand triumphantly holding the cheese.....

 

I step out from behind the kicked moron, and grab the cheese. \'

Kindly asks Silver_Wits for the cheese.

 

 

 

Because I am the sexiest man she has ever seen, she kindly gives me the cheese <3: , and promises to protect it with her life, so that nobody can take the cheese from me. =)

 

 

 

Thanks Silver_Wits :thumbsup:

JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07

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i distracted her with the finest perfume in the world and took the cheese from you because you had no worries so you werent even trying

 

 

 

i place the cheese in a never ending all out soul calibur battle field :twisted:

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I pimp-slap Silver for giving away the cheese.

 

 

 

Then I simply walk into the battle field, knowing nothing about soul calibur, and leave.

 

 

 

edit:also laughs at riku for wearing perfume. =D>

JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07

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I pimp-slap Silver for giving away the cheese.

 

 

 

Then I simply walk into the battle field, knowing nothing about soul calibur, and leave.

 

 

 

edit:also laughs at riku for wearing perfume. =D>

 

 

 

while your laughing i punch you in the kidney for saying i wore make up because i put it on a free sample table and then punch you in the other kidney for not knowing what soul calibur is.

 

 

 

after your dead from the battle i take it from you cold dead arms

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but over-rejoicing makes you no pay attention to your surronding area which I take advantage of and steal the cheese right from your hands and feed it to a magical platypus named Larry which I carry around.

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I sick my pet Meork on Fakeitormakeit and his magical platypus. I then do a complete dissection of the platypus' corpse and retrieve the cheese, which I then stuff in a place where nobody wants to look for it... :twisted:

JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07

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I command all the Meorks in all of the universe so i command to get me the cheese which they eventually find and I command the Meorks to guard the cheese and their forces number 10,000,000,000,000,000,000.

 

[hide=POWER TO THE MEORKS!]

 

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laughs at the meorks. then takes the cheese =)

JamesBlond09: banned, 7-14-07

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while your laughing at the meroks i replace the cheese with $50,000 rims and take the cheese for myself

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