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Pass The Cheese (Now on TIF)

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drops a bone on the ground

 

while the dog chews on the bone the bone blows the dog up and the cheese flies to me.

 

gives cheese to shivers21 she'll know what to do with it

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places it a toilet, then flushes it. it goes into the secptic sewerline, and rots and turns into soil, then grass grows out of that soil, and then the crass gets eaten by a cow, then the cow uses the "little boys room" and that then gets sholed, put in a composter, and then eaten by ants.

 

 

 

then the some ants migrate and go to mexico....

 

 

 

and some to nunavut....

 

 

 

 

 

and some swam to japan....

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Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great

im too lazy to collect all the ants and somehow :oops: get the cheese back so i just buy a new slice of cheese from the food store in port sarim :P

 

 

 

after that, i go to karjama to get lobbies :D

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.

Oh no you don't. If you're the knight in your avatar I can shoot you and take the cheese away from you easily. Oh damn it, the armour is made out of steel. :wall:

 

 

 

I use hire a demon and ask him to use magic to let the lobsters attack you, and he gives me the cheese.

 

 

 

Then I fludge it down the drain. :twisted:

o no!! i dont have 4gp to buy cheese anymore :wall:

 

 

 

I kill the demon u hired and get 1 mil :P

 

 

 

Then i buy a new piece of cheese and hid in the muddy key chest

 

You already used ur muddy key Blaziken Master so you cant get it :twisted:

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.

Fool you didn't expect me did you. I use my muddy key to get the chheese and give it to TBM as a welcome back present.

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

uses telepathic powers to take the cheese and lock it in my mind

i blow up ur head and sneak away............... :-w :-$

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.

i use a giant fireball to burn you

 

then take the cheese from your house

 

then throws the cheese into a radioactive sea.

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buy a submarine and scavenge the cheese of the bottem and the sea, then continue to stay under where nobody where find me

You are near a sea creature that farts day and night, since you can't stand it you have no choice but leave, but notice the sea creature took your cheese, we need someone that CAN handle farting that stinks bad.

Me, I haven't taken a bath in two years anyways. Ouh la la! sea creature has teeth! bites part of the cheese away! People, our game is now half-eaten by the sea creature! The cheese must now be reffered as the half-cheese!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Because my whole family farts all of the time I can easily withstand the farts of the sea-creature. I go beat the freakin crap out of him, get the other half of the cheese, and find Harrinator. I beat him up, because I'm still pumping with adrenalin from the fight with the sea-creature, and I take the other half of the cheese and melt the two pieces back together. Then I collapse from exaustion. Next person can easily take the cheese.

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Thanks to ThruItAll for my sweet sig.

UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!

i steel the cheese from his cold, lifeless hands and hide it under the sofa where the decades will pass unnoticed and the quest for cheese will end in forgen knowlige :-w

 

 

 

 

 

PS i still know About the cheese :mrgreen:

 

 

 

pss who ever writes somthin below me will probably steal the cheese

will take advive on how to upload sig and avatar

 

ty :D

 

pss who ever writes somthin below me will probably steal the cheese

 

 

 

well, duh.

 

 

 

I steal the cheese and make a tasty sandwich from it and give it to a ramdom lady in the street, who takes it to Ireland, yay, IRELAND

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Are you sick and tired of people telling you what to put in your sig? So am I. No, don't put this in your sig, you'll be doing what THEY want!

I snipe the lady and it falls out of her hand. I take it using the force and put it in a titanium vault that's infinetly thick.

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if the vault is infinetly thick couldnt you not put it in or get it out? :-k

 

assuming that ur plan does work, i grab the cheese before you close the vault door and feed it to a cow. I kill the cow and cook its meat. I give the meat to a noob for free and now its his prized posession so he will never trade it. It stays in his bank forever!!! :twisted:

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Not all F2Pers are beggars or scammers, some are respected members, but these respected people are over-populated by these beggar and scammers.

Forever is a lie word, because you see bank robbers go to the bank take the cheese, and go to their hideout, since their gang is so famous you WILL have trouble with gangsters with swords, guns, flamethrowers, arrows and all kinds weapons.

TBM the cheese is still in the cow, prime action killed the cow before the cheese was ever digested, so you only have meat. I walk up to the cow and take the cheese from the dead cow's stomach. Then fly myself to pluto and sit on a rock.

I didn't take the meat. :roll:

 

 

 

Since the gangsters are angry on stealing the wrong thing, they all kill you for taking the cheese. Yes, they even have space suits, so they go to a space jounrey to space and kill you, take the cheese, and stay on Pluto.

What makes you think some of the gangsters also don't have AK-47? Because like I said they got all kinds of weapons. :roll:

woah, i havne posted for 3 pages...

 

 

 

i sit on tbm and eat his pokeball, thinking it was a soufle. then, while he is crying over his lost pokemon, i take the cheese (slightly soaked in theblazicanmasters tears)

 

 

 

 

 

ps. i like your signature.

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Back to RuneScape, Again.Avatar by Brian The Great

I don't cry over stupidness. I'm calling it that because I don't have the cheese, the gang has it. The gang is on pluto. :roll:

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