silver_wits Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Since cut cheese is a member's item... I steal it from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiy2 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 i steal the cheese from sliver_wits by luring him away with a 100,000,000,000,000,000 $ bill....which i take as well...and teleport to china with the cheese and the bill \ It is not a "dumb" little town Shivers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 anyone can teleport to china (lvl 1 mage :P) I teleport in front of you, take the cheese and throw you inside a sweatshop afterwhich Jagex comes to arrest you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 You know your Knight0006 person selling balls? You trade the cheese to them for the balls, and they happily hand me the cheese in exchange for a cookie :D /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I kick you and steal the cookie. Simple, but it works. Btw, you died. Weakling. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchstyle Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I get my chikens to attack you, I pick up the cheese and lock up myself into a space shuttle which goes to Uranus. #4500 to 91 rc - 03-03-09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 I fart and blow your ship up. :P Cheese is mine. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I fart too. Even though I'm female, my fart overpowers yours. [must have been because I was holding it in so long!] Anyways, you faint. I grab the cheese, and leave you for dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 That is the smelliest cheese ever... I find Ms. Cyndia [psycho RuneScape player/neighbor] and HER fart overpowers yours, although more effectively than you did since she suffocated you...once Poison Control and the bomb squad arrive to see what happened [CYNDI'S FARTS STINK], she finds the cheese for me and takes it to where I am hiding two states away. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I hunt you down and stab you with the cheese. Then I shove it down your throat. you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledusskapis Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 fire a rocket at you. take melted chease parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 ??? I didn't have the cheese [wagon]! It was in fluffy's dead throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdussattar Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I take it from his/her throat If i got 1gp for everytime sum1 said the word "noob",I would have a full p hat set.nahhh ill continue mis-spelling^!click for blog!^sigs by: woopidoo2|yaff2|4be2jue|me|guthix121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 ...You mean you tried to take it from my throat...BUT...I was alive since you found me in Lumbridge at my F2P respawn, and when you tried to get it out of my throat I bit you :D You might want to get a few shots, that cheese has been through a lot... /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martinblade Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Cuts open fluffyzoe's throat and takes cheese. Starts swimming down the river lum towards the ocean. "quality is doing good when no one is looking" - Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Crushes Martin's body with a cruise liner and the fragments of his body get diced through the rudder. I take the cheese and sail to freedom. Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martinblade Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 My battleship destroys freedom and a landing party gets the cheese. Then some doctor uses the magic of the cheese and revives me. "quality is doing good when no one is looking" - Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpop11 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 you didnt realise that the power of cheese is a new, and extremly dangerous method of reviving yourself, and you die in medical mistake. i take the cheese at your funeral... and i clean it, cut the mold off, clean it some more.. and i keep going untill its nice and clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Unbeknownst to you, you accidentally chop your own head off while cutting the mold. I take the cheese, yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicrune007 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Wearing ava accumulator.. i shoot an arrow at the cheese. Knocking the cheese out of your hands and attracting it back to me. Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username? 99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 gives nicrune008 a cucumber in exchange for the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I melt you with the cheese, put it all in a bottle, and the dense material goes to the bottom, which would be you, and the other materials float to the top, which would be MY cheese. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 unfortunately for you, the dense material in this case was me... so infact, you cuddled me, nibbled on me [wehn no one was loooking] and let me see you doing all your personal acts [like biting your toenails and kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend/it-friend] you never do find out that I am not the cheese. My zombie cat comes along and carries the cheese to her litterbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I clean your cat's litter box :P /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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