Since cut cheese is a member's item... I steal it from you.

i steal the cheese from sliver_wits by luring him away with a 100,000,000,000,000,000 $ bill....which i take as well...and teleport to china with the cheese and the bill \

anyone can teleport to china (lvl 1 mage :P)

 

 

 

I teleport in front of you, take the cheese and throw you inside a sweatshop afterwhich Jagex comes to arrest you.

You know your Knight0006 person selling balls? You trade the cheese to them for the balls, and they happily hand me the cheese in exchange for a cookie :D

I kick you and steal the cookie. Simple, but it works. Btw, you died. Weakling.

I get my chikens to attack you, I pick up the cheese and lock up myself into a space shuttle which goes to Uranus.

I fart and blow your ship up. :P Cheese is mine.

I fart too. Even though I'm female, my fart overpowers yours. [must have been because I was holding it in so long!]

 

Anyways, you faint. I grab the cheese, and leave you for dead.

That is the smelliest cheese ever...

 

 

 

I find Ms. Cyndia [psycho RuneScape player/neighbor] and HER fart overpowers yours, although more effectively than you did since she suffocated you...once Poison Control and the bomb squad arrive to see what happened [CYNDI'S FARTS STINK], she finds the cheese for me and takes it to where I am hiding two states away.

I hunt you down and stab you with the cheese. Then I shove it down your throat. you die.

fire a rocket at you. take melted chease parts.

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I didn't have the cheese [wagon]! It was in fluffy's dead throat.

I take it from his/her throat

...You mean you tried to take it from my throat...BUT...I was alive since you found me in Lumbridge at my F2P respawn, and when you tried to get it out of my throat I bit you :D You might want to get a few shots, that cheese has been through a lot...

Cuts open fluffyzoe's throat and takes cheese. Starts swimming down the river lum towards the ocean.

Crushes Martin's body with a cruise liner and the fragments of his body get diced through the rudder. I take the cheese and sail to freedom.

My battleship destroys freedom and a landing party gets the cheese.

 

 

 

 

 

Then some doctor uses the magic of the cheese and revives me.

you didnt realise that the power of cheese is a new, and extremly dangerous method of reviving yourself, and you die in medical mistake.

 

 

 

i take the cheese at your funeral...

 

and i clean it, cut the mold off, clean it some more..

 

and i keep going untill its nice and clean.

Unbeknownst to you, you accidentally chop your own head off while cutting the mold. I take the cheese, yay

Wearing ava accumulator.. i shoot an arrow at the cheese.

 

Knocking the cheese out of your hands and attracting it back to me.

gives nicrune008 a cucumber in exchange for the cheese.

I melt you with the cheese, put it all in a bottle, and the dense material goes to the bottom, which would be you, and the other materials float to the top, which would be MY cheese.

unfortunately for you, the dense material in this case was me... so infact, you cuddled me, nibbled on me [wehn no one was loooking] and let me see you doing all your personal acts [like biting your toenails and kissing your boyfriend/girlfriend/it-friend] you never do find out that I am not the cheese.

 

 

 

My zombie cat comes along and carries the cheese to her litterbox.

I clean your cat's litter box :P

thanks.