The devil and me are very close friends.. I argue with him.. and we get into a huge fight...

 

just then.. a huge lesser demon appears by teleing... I get blown away.

 

 

 

I land in bluejayfan94's tiger tank... I grab the cheese.

 

 

 

the devil, feeling sorry that that happened to me... tele's me back.

 

I now have the protection of the devil... and the cheese. :thumbsup:

I get the 3 girls from Charmed to banish the devil to another realm temporarily, get Bob Baker to wrestle you to the ground while I grab the cheese and go underground.

This Bob Baker guy runs away when I tell him I have pictures of him in a compromising position with 3rkid.... it's photoshopped.

 

 

 

 

 

I go underground as well, and beat up 3rkid and collect the cheese

I drive my Tiger Tank through the earth and blow you up while leaving the cheese there. I then get out of the tank, grab the cheese, and grab my Space Ship and fly to Alpha Centauri

I hijack you on the way.. and hold a gun to your head. you give me the cheese while crying... also.. there's some yellow liquid leaking from your pants.

 

 

 

as soon as I grab the cheese.. I run far far away.

You post your movements on your forums, of which I am a member. I easily track you and steal the cheese when you turn your back.

Only to find out that I'm really really really really really fat.. and... that wasn't the cheese you just stole. :?

 

 

 

I escape again.

You're so fat that you're visible from space (just kidding :lol: ) and I track you via satellite and steal the cheese from you.

But you don't notice me sneak up behind you, hit you in the neck and run off with the cheese and some coffee you happened to have sitting on your desk.

Fortuitously the coffee is bugged, with a fly named Chauncy. He flies back to me once you stop moving and tells me where you are, allowing me to plan a full frontal assault to reclaim the cheese, which I execute flawlessly.

But when you return to your base of operations, you notice that the cheese is actually a giant piece of cardboard, and I actually kept the cheese hidden underground.

Which is where I had disappeared to aftre Psycho called me fat.

Chauncy tells me where you all are.

I then see a fly buzzing around my left shoulder, and swat at it. I hit it and it falls to the ground. I steal the cheese that it was taking back to you, and run away.

As you are running away, you notice a foot sticking out. You stop and decided to walk over it, you pay so much attention to avoid tripping by the leg that you do not notice my forearm clothesline you.

 

 

 

You fall flat to the ground, I grab the cheese, yell an internet meme and run off to Singapore.

As you are running away, you notice a foot sticking out. You stop and decided to walk over it, you pay so much attention to avoid tripping by the leg that you do not notice my forearm clothesline you.

 

 

 

You fall flat to the ground, I grab the cheese, yell an internet meme and run off to Singapore.

 

 

 

I talk to Dragoonson, and tell him if he gets the cheese back he gets half. he does and brings it back to be. We split it and then part ways.

I accuse both of the cheese-holders of being terrorists, they're gunned down and I take the cheese while the feds aren't looking.

I claim that your hair is blonde....

 

while you are shrieking and yelling at me that it;s not... you drop the cheese. I run in, collect the cheese and disappear off the face of the earth.

My inside joke detector goes off and my orbiting satellite locks on the source and tracks her wherever she goes, with me in hot pursuit.

I hide the cheese under a rock.. Psycho never notices.. he continues his pursuit of me.... after running for a long long time..

 

I turn around, and show empty hands... 8-)

I go back home.. and lo and behold you've hidden the cheese under the rock I live under! I steal it and run far far far far far far FAR away.

*points and laughs* Psycho lives under a rock.

 

 

 

I go on a boat cruise.. and unfortunately have this creepy guy as my neighbour...

 

lo and behold.. it's Psycho clutching a very smelly cheese.

 

 

 

I hit him over the head and take the cheese.. while jumping over board.

My unconscious body falls overboard as well, you feel sympathy and decide not to let me drown, and swim me to an island. As soon as I wake up I steel the cheese and swim away.

into the shark infested waters,..... of which you swim right back to me!

I grab you and toss you to the sharks, they all swim for you while I make my get-away.