The time capsule breaks, and you only travel 1 second into the future. I steal the cheese as you walk out of the capsule, still thinking it is 2050 and you have escaped us. As you are shocked to see your cheese stolen, I run around and desert you. I flee to my POH and lock the portal.

Because of a glitch in the game your house fills up with 100000 lvl 3 beggars +1 good person(moi) you freeze because of these noobs. I knock you to the ground and steel the cheese. Hmm would be lovely on some tosti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This guy comes in firing his laser all over the place and rabidly shouting that it's over 9000. During all the commotion, I take the cheese.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you into next week as you attempt to flee. I steal the cheese, as you have dropped it. I hide under the King Black Dragon.

I spend several months domesticating and training the Kalphite Queen to allow me to ride her, and to understand a complex series of clicks and whistles which I use to command her. I take her to the King Black Dragon and totally wipe the floor with him. In the midst of the KBD-wiped floor I find a KBD-wiping soaked cheese. I take it and ride off into the sunset. On my giant beetle/wasp thing.

I close the Runescape browser.

 

 

 

The cheese has now been passed to me.

:roll: *kicks Returned3, and collects the cheese as loot*

Drags everybody to a PVP world, fires the Giant Atom Bomb, kills all, and steals the cheese.

my dwarf cannon kills you. 8-)

Dwarf cannons can't be used on players :shame:

 

 

 

I take the cheese while you're setting up the cannon.

:shock: :? I cry...

 

 

 

you feel sorry for me and give me the cheese. 8-)

Stabs back w/ a dagger. Steals cheese and puts in a safe w/ an Eternity Code (Code that is 100% foolproof, no way to hack it)

My evil kitty glares at you. you feel the need to open up your eternity code safe. 8-)

*wins the cheese in a game of wii boxing*

"Free Cheese polishing"

 

 

 

You see that sign and a man with a moustache standing beside it. You decide to go for it since the cheese has been survivng for so long and is getting really stinky. You hand over the cheese to the guy and goes for a potty-break.

 

 

 

Turns out I was that guy and ripps off the fake moustache and wears an Elvis Presley disguise.

I use my flamethrower on your cheese. I am sad bacause the cheese burns. I go to publix and buy 2 cheeses=P Mozzarella and Cheddar

I eat the cheddar cheese. we now have moz cheese! :roll:

Run to the nearest Grocery Store, and buy moar cheese. I has t3h fresh cheez!

*slaps starman945 for breaking the rules*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Picks up the cheese and holds it in the air*

Evil penguin ftw

 

 

 

I know that wits won't just make it so simple for me to grab the cheese from her, so I find an umbrella, a lawnchair, and a pair of galoshes. I hold the umbrella above me, sit in the lawnchair, and put on the galoshes. While wits is giving me a "wtf" face, I smile and begin to chant "Smiles and raaaaaaaaaaainbooooooooooows!". As I continue to say this, I add in the hand motions (drawing a smile by moving two hands towards each other and moving them down to a rainbow after the fingers have met) and start making my left eye twitch. Wittyface begins to become scared and runs. To my disbelief, she actually runs right in front of me, so I trip her and grab the cheese. I then hit her with the lawnchair and run away with the cheese and umbrella (in my galoshes).

[hide=fluff puff trips on her too large galoshes.][/hide]

 

 

 

I take teh cheese from her and shove her face in the mud, then run away... :lol:

Who ever said it was raining? Since when was there mud?

 

 

 

I get Boo Boo and send him to maul wits. After he does so, I take the cheese and hide it in my pants. (not referring to undergarments, referring to jeans and such.)

*takes the cheese from fluff puff's pants*

 

you best believe that if its the cheese i'll go there!

 

 

 

*then gives it to danno to put it under his pants* :-k :-w :-w :uhh: :anxious: :-X :wall: :twisted:

No one... Will ever... Get the cheese... Again :shock:

I live in the same house as danno sadly (HEY! HE'S FINALLY GETTING A HAIRCUT TODAY!!) and he occaisonally changes pants, so I find the cheese on the floor of the laundry room. I throw it in the washer, it comes out intact because of how gross and hard it is... Anyway, I has the cheese.