It turns out that the allergy shots you used to cure your allergy was actually Swine Flu Concentrate. You die and I take the cheese,

A sudden hole appears in the ground under you. You fall into a deep dungeon, where you hear scuttling sounds. Suddenly, what feels like a rat crawls up your shirt and you scream, tossing the cheese up through the hole in your surprise. A penguin smoothly slides over the hole and snatches the cheese from the air. He brings it to me. I have the cheese.

 

 

 

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I bring back haunting and painful memory: ittc

 

This made me want to start crying. abc ruined this game for quite a while there. But I'm better now. You can't use this to hurt me in order to take the cheese. It's in a hide tag![/hide]

As you are walking along one day holding the cheese, suddenly a massive ring of smileys drops from the sky and prevents you from going anywhere. Now that you are trapped, I just nonchalantly stroll in, take the cheese and shoot you.

But the fact of the matter is, I don't hold the cheese. The fake cheese explodes in your hands, and, with your incapacitation, the smilies disappear.

Well, the cheese seems to have been destroyed, so I make a new one. (again...) I have it now.

Lies! The cheese is in the hands of my armies. Your created piece of cheese explodes like the fake it is!

Your insane mind continues to have delusions about having the cheese. It exploded. :-$ I still have it. :-w

Fine. I send Tabuu after you. He takes to his world, defeats you, turns you into a trophy, and brings me the cheese, along with a sweet cheese trophy.

Returned3: Look! The Great Wall of China!

 

*Points in a random direction*

 

*who_am_i turns in that direction to look*

 

*Returned3 secretly takes the cheese and runs off*

 

who_am_i: Hey, there's no Great Wall of Ch.. wait!

I laugh at the utter stupidity of that post. Then send my mice to kill you. They do, and bring me back the cheese.

I am in disbelief that you fell for the old great wall of china' trick.

 

You put down the cheese to catch one of the mice so that they can kill me.

 

I grab the cheese and run to my cat friends for protection.

One sad fact which you unfortunately forgot is that cats are evil. The mice offer a bribe of 1 oz. of catnip, an offer which the cats pounce on, literally. They abandon you and while the mice swarm you to take the cheese back, I empty an entire can of Raid at the lot of you, killing you, the mice, and the cats. I take the cheese and abscond.

I am angered that you would first use my mice in a way to benefit you, and then kill them. I come, in person, to kill you. I sneak up behind you, and before you see me, I start choking you to death. When black starts to invade your vision, I take your can of Raid, shove it down your throat, and spray. From my pocket I bring out one of my two surviving mice, the necromancer mouse I used to bring back this thread, and set him to work resurrecting all the cats and mice. I then have the other mouse, the most powerful of my mutant mice, take the cheese and follow me.

I have catnip.

 

Needless to say, I am able to take the cheese in the ensuing chaos.

Ah, but that is foolish. Catnip only works on cats, not on rats or zombie cats, and definitely not on zombie rats. They are whipped into a frenzy, and they eat your face, bringing the cheese and the catnip to me. I now have all the power you have, and you are powerless without your catnip.

I sneak up behind you in an attempt to steal the cheese. Unfortunately, your army of evil mice spots me and prepares to attack. I reveal a Mickey Mouse plush toy and throw it in a direction away from the cheese. The mice are attracted to it and starts following it. While you are still oblivious to everything happening around you, I tap your left shoulder and turn to your right. You turn and notice no one but when you turn back, the cheese is gone.

I go to my house, and tap the base of my cheese statue. It becomes the cheese, and the fake cheese in your hands blows up. My mice also bring me the mickey mouse toy, thus giving me another weapon in this war.

I break the glass over a big red button and press it. The Mickey Mouse toy starts emitting a high pitched buzzing sound which you find very annoying. At least you would have found it annoying if you weren't being blown into a million pieces by the T-800 nuclear battery pack I had placed into the toy. Your in fifty places at once so I walk over and take the cheese.

Then Dio Brando comes out of nowhere and punches you over 9000 times, uses ZA WARUDO, throws a bunch of knives at you, then he jumps up and brings a steamroller out of the sky to crush you, and then he screams WRYYYYYYYYY! Then I steal the cheese out from all the confusion.

Goonstalf's blowing me up, instead of blowing me apart into fifty different places at once as he expected, cloned me forty-nine times. The fifty versions of me argue for several hours, and finally make sense of Gallade's post. So we send a very powerful warrior after him. Gallade hears a sudden noise from behind him.

 

 

 

"Hot-go-bat...ch!" He is Falcon Punched by Kirby, who stole Captain Falcon's punch several pages ago, when I first obtained Tabuu for my army. Gallade drops the cheese as he flies off into the sunrise. One of me picks it up, and walks off with it. The other forty-nine of me produce fake cheeses and go separate ways.

Reisen Udongein Inaba and Sho Minamimoto decide to team up and form a plan to get the cheese for me. Reisen goes in and shoots all 49 fakes of you and then Sho comes up and makes your brain explode with extremely complex math equations. And after a hard day's work of stopping your evil dictatorship they decide to part off and give me the cheese because both Reisen and Sho are lactose-intolerant.

Little does Sho know that I too am a math person. I quickly astound him with complex math, thus winning him over to my side. He then goes after Reisen and explodes his head. I retain the cheese.

Now that I know who_am_i is a math enthusiast, I send him an email containing this link.

 

 

 

He clicks it and is so interested and curious he becomes oblivious to everything and retreats into the depths of his subconscious to solve the conundrum. While he is preoccupied, I grab his cheese, use my patented "Cheese Tester" to make sure it is the cheese I am looking for, put on my tinfoil hat, spray myself with anti-Jedi spray, and go on my merry way.

But Goonstalf forgets my minions! My rats, seeing me pre-occupied by the problem, take the initiative to attack you and steal the cheese. They also take the cheese tester from you, and one of the smarter rats sets to work on making copies.

 

Several hours later, I emerge from a darkened room, pale, hungry, and in need of a shave, but infinitely enlightened by the debate in which I proved that 0.9 repeating is equal to 1. To add to my happiness from that enlightenment, the rats bring me the cheese, and I send out my Russian, Chinese, and American armies to enslave the world, certain of victory.

I get Eirin Yagokoro to fully heal Reisen. I tell her that you called her a he, and she goes into a blind fury shooting all of your Russian, Chinese, and American soldiers. After she did that, Reisen uses her Lunatic Eyes to drive all of your mutant mice insane and turn on you. While she releases all of her anger and fury on you with the insane mice, I go in, take the smelly cheese, and run like hell to the border between the World of Trophies and Gensokyo. When I get there I have the Super Smash Bros. team up with Reimu Hakurei and the rest of her friends so they can work together to take you down if you try to take the cheese again.