But I am waiting there with a shotgun, and blow off your head. I grab the cheese and start running down the mountain.

and slam into Psycho and me.

 

 

 

I kick you in the stomach and take the cheese.

I throw a whipped cream pie in your face. As you try to remove it I apply cloroform liberally, tie you up and run away with the cheese.

I gnaw through my bindings... and chase after you.

 

 

 

while running away from me, you trip on a tree root.. and fall..

 

 

 

I take the cheese and tele home.

Right before the teleport occurs, I grab the cheese. I teleport the cheese into a house sized block of titanium.

I lasso the block of titanium, and put it under my bed. :shock:

I sneak into the black hole under your bed and open a wormhole to make off with the cheese (and the titanium block). I close the wormhole behind me at the undiclosed location.

Since I've been stashing quite a lot of things under my bed....

 

 

 

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you decide to dump it in another wormhole.... for some odd reason, you accidently drop the cheese in the wormhole as well...

 

 

 

the wormhole ends back under my bed. :shock:

I also wind up under your bed with the rest of the rubbish. I grab the cheese and leap out the window.

*smirks at Psycho for inadvertently identifying himself as a piece of trash*

 

 

 

a bungie cable, which was mysteriously tied to Psycho's left foot, hangs him 2 feet below the window sill...

 

the window is on the 3rd floor.

 

 

 

*goes up to Psycho and puts him under tickle torture*

 

 

 

he gives me the cheese.. I leave him alone. :twisted:

I take the cheese

every single one of us piles you and savagely beats your for bringing that up again. I remove the cheese from your bloodied person and abscond.

I hug Pscyho in happiness for being awesome in the crusade for literacy back in forum games, and accidently kiss him

 

 

 

[on the cheek don't worry...]

 

 

 

since he has severe intimacy issues [such that he only doesn't want to be in close contact with stupid ugly girls called Silver Wits], He immediately blushes profusely and drops the cheese.

 

 

 

I collect. :twisted:

I ride by on my trusty steed, lasso the cheese, and ride off into the sunset.

at which point, just as you're cresting the horizon, a bomb detonates...

 

 

 

the cheese flies and lands in my lap.

however what you don't know is that I am weightless and temporarily invisible and sitting on your lap so it acctually lands on MY lap and i run off with it

I run after the floating cheese.. and squish something when I grab it and fall.... :

I am still falling from the explosion and amazingly I crash land right on top of you, crushing you. I pick up the cheese and slip into the nearby black forest.

It turns out that your above post was merely a fantasy as you were in a coma from the explosion. I ask Silver nicely for the cheese and she smacks me. She drops the cheese while doing so and I grab it and run.

I run after Death, and promise not to do anything weird if he gives me the cheese. He complies, I tickle him. -.-

You lied, therefore I take it back. :cry:

*snatches the cheese from Death, and teleports home*

Right before the teleport occurs, I grab the cheese. I teleport the cheese into a house sized block of titanium.

sneaks up behind Death, and smacks him in the head... with a frying pan...

 

 

 

I now claim ownership of the titanium block of cheese. :twisted:

321 ownage melts down the titanium block, and amazing the cheese is nicely warm, so 321ownage eats it and does his business

 

 

 

I win.