You forgot to take the cheese. I didn't, and I did take it. Where I am now, is beyond your understanding.

I run my understanding through the shredder, and appear next to the harrinator1. I show him a picture of Gaara, he drools... I grab the cheese and run away.

A rat appears under your feet suddenly, and you trip on him. I burn to a crisp with your flame thrower after taking the cheese.

Your bad wording made it so that you were burned to a crisp with the flamethrower. I pick up the cheese, which is now coated with your ashes.

While lit on fire, I jump on top of you, then roll around on the ground. You are burnt to a crisp by the fire, and I am just fine.

ittc

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While you guys go into a traumatic mental meltdown, I stealthy swipe the cheese like a ninja rat.

If you are a ninja rat, then you are part of my army. You give me the cheese as I have trained you.

 

Btw:I'm immune to ittc. I left before that started, and came back after it ended. Though I still hate abc.

I command you to visit page 93 of this thread, you were around to witness the ittc pandemic.

 

 

 

And I turn back into a middle aged woman and claim the cheese which you so clumsily dropped.

 

 

 

While you're distracted by that image, I grab the cheese.

Because I always read text before images, I knew your hastily executed plan. I put the cheese in a safe 2 miles below the earth's surface and then read the funny resistance signature.

Goonstalf the Moleman retrieves the cheese for me. I put it where you would never think to look.

Bwahaha, but who said I gave you the actual cheese? While Death is busy hiding the clump of cheese looking ear wax I gave him, the actual cheese and I teleport to our sanctuary on Neptune. Keep in mind I am good friends with Robot Santa.

I point out that in your sig, the guy wearing red looks as if he's taking a crap.

 

 

 

Robot Santa laughs at you for having a pixelated sig.

 

 

 

While you are sad at being laughed at by a good friend, I steal the cheese... I then bribe Robot Santa of pictures of Santa being very naughty, so that he will leave me alone. :o :shock: :?

I point out that in your sig, the guy wearing red looks as if he's taking a crap.

 

 

 

Robot Santa laughs at you for having a pixelated sig.

 

 

 

While you are sad at being laughed at by a good friend, I steal the cheese... I then bribe Robot Santa of pictures of Santa being very naughty, so that he will leave me alone. :o :shock: :?

 

 

 

I photoshop you into taking your pictures and "shortening" some pieces.

 

 

 

I hide the cheese deep in the bowels of santa.

Since I'm female.. that doesn't bother me as much as you thought it would... :?

 

 

 

Santa gives me back the cheese willingly... however.. he was deeply embarassed at having to fish it out of his intestinal tract... I appeased him, by giving him a flame gun... :thumbsup:

 

 

 

he used it on Mrmegakirby. #-o

Just before the fire hits mrmegakirby, I throw my pants in its path. It hits the flame-[developmentally delayed]ant material, and bounces back at Robot Santa, burning him and you to a crisp. I then pick up the flame gun from RB's ashes, then the cheese from yours. Then I burn mrmegakirby to a crisp.

you forgot, in your illogical rant, that if a flame gun fires at a non-flamable material, it will not bounce back at a 180°, instead it would bounce back at anything less than 180° [meaning the flame].

 

 

 

In this case.. you fail.

 

 

 

Robot Santa fails as well.

 

 

 

I walk away, relatively unharmed.. while... the pants fall harmlessly to the ground. Robot Santa flames both of you.

My pants, however, are magical like that, and do bounce the fire back 180°. I retain the cheese.

*stabs who_am_i with a knife 53 times*

 

 

 

hmm.. *laughs nervously*

 

 

 

uh... *picks up the cheese and walks away*

I take the cheese.

 

[hide=P.S]I read page 93.[/hide]

Seriously, that's starting to piss me off. You can't use that if you weren't here for it, and if you were here for it, you shouldn't be using because of the memories that brings back.

 

 

 

Psycho Robot's lame answer alarm goes off, and you are shot by the laser. Just as abc was all those times.

I take my knife, still fresh with Who_am_i's blood, and stab halo2proman.

 

 

 

not being manly enough, he clutches his stomach, and cries like a girl. [being a girl myself, I'm quite aware as to what a girl crying is like]

 

 

 

I then threaten who_am_i to bend his thumb backwards unless he gives me the cheese...

 

 

 

he tells me he doesn't have the cheese...

 

 

 

so I make who_am_i feel up halo2proman and acquire the cheese.

 

then.. holding my quite bloody knife in the air, I demand the cheese.

 

 

 

he happily hands over the cheese, and I skip away.

But, again, you forgot to check that the cheese was real. My mice drag me away, and Tabuu stalks you from behind.

Edit:Woops. Double post.

 

Edit2:Ooooh, post 2000.

I'm just happy that I managed to make a guy feel up another guy... 8-)

 

 

 

I then press a button, and who_am_i blows up. [i planted a bomb on him without his knowledge before]

 

a slightly melted cheese falls into my lap.