Omar Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 You forgot to take the cheese. I didn't, and I did take it. Where I am now, is beyond your understanding. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 I run my understanding through the shredder, and appear next to the harrinator1. I show him a picture of Gaara, he drools... I grab the cheese and run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 A rat appears under your feet suddenly, and you trip on him. I burn to a crisp with your flame thrower after taking the cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Your bad wording made it so that you were burned to a crisp with the flamethrower. I pick up the cheese, which is now coated with your ashes. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 While lit on fire, I jump on top of you, then roll around on the ground. You are burnt to a crisp by the fire, and I am just fine. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 ittc While you guys go into a traumatic mental meltdown, I stealthy swipe the cheese like a ninja rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 If you are a ninja rat, then you are part of my army. You give me the cheese as I have trained you. Btw:I'm immune to ittc. I left before that started, and came back after it ended. Though I still hate abc. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I command you to visit page 93 of this thread, you were around to witness the ittc pandemic. And I turn back into a middle aged woman and claim the cheese which you so clumsily dropped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 While you're distracted by that image, I grab the cheese. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Because I always read text before images, I knew your hastily executed plan. I put the cheese in a safe 2 miles below the earth's surface and then read the funny resistance signature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Goonstalf the Moleman retrieves the cheese for me. I put it where you would never think to look. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Bwahaha, but who said I gave you the actual cheese? While Death is busy hiding the clump of cheese looking ear wax I gave him, the actual cheese and I teleport to our sanctuary on Neptune. Keep in mind I am good friends with Robot Santa. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 I point out that in your sig, the guy wearing red looks as if he's taking a crap. Robot Santa laughs at you for having a pixelated sig. While you are sad at being laughed at by a good friend, I steal the cheese... I then bribe Robot Santa of pictures of Santa being very naughty, so that he will leave me alone. :o :shock: :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I point out that in your sig, the guy wearing red looks as if he's taking a crap. Robot Santa laughs at you for having a pixelated sig. While you are sad at being laughed at by a good friend, I steal the cheese... I then bribe Robot Santa of pictures of Santa being very naughty, so that he will leave me alone. :o :shock: :? I photoshop you into taking your pictures and "shortening" some pieces. I hide the cheese deep in the bowels of santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Since I'm female.. that doesn't bother me as much as you thought it would... :? Santa gives me back the cheese willingly... however.. he was deeply embarassed at having to fish it out of his intestinal tract... I appeased him, by giving him a flame gun... :thumbsup: he used it on Mrmegakirby. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Just before the fire hits mrmegakirby, I throw my pants in its path. It hits the flame-[developmentally delayed]ant material, and bounces back at Robot Santa, burning him and you to a crisp. I then pick up the flame gun from RB's ashes, then the cheese from yours. Then I burn mrmegakirby to a crisp. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 you forgot, in your illogical rant, that if a flame gun fires at a non-flamable material, it will not bounce back at a 180°, instead it would bounce back at anything less than 180° [meaning the flame]. In this case.. you fail. Robot Santa fails as well. I walk away, relatively unharmed.. while... the pants fall harmlessly to the ground. Robot Santa flames both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 My pants, however, are magical like that, and do bounce the fire back 180°. I retain the cheese. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 *stabs who_am_i with a knife 53 times* hmm.. *laughs nervously* uh... *picks up the cheese and walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I take the cheese. [hide=P.S]I read page 93.[/hide] "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Seriously, that's starting to piss me off. You can't use that if you weren't here for it, and if you were here for it, you shouldn't be using because of the memories that brings back. Psycho Robot's lame answer alarm goes off, and you are shot by the laser. Just as abc was all those times. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I take my knife, still fresh with Who_am_i's blood, and stab halo2proman. not being manly enough, he clutches his stomach, and cries like a girl. [being a girl myself, I'm quite aware as to what a girl crying is like] I then threaten who_am_i to bend his thumb backwards unless he gives me the cheese... he tells me he doesn't have the cheese... so I make who_am_i feel up halo2proman and acquire the cheese. then.. holding my quite bloody knife in the air, I demand the cheese. he happily hands over the cheese, and I skip away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 But, again, you forgot to check that the cheese was real. My mice drag me away, and Tabuu stalks you from behind. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Edit:Woops. Double post. Edit2:Ooooh, post 2000. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 I'm just happy that I managed to make a guy feel up another guy... 8-) I then press a button, and who_am_i blows up. [i planted a bomb on him without his knowledge before] a slightly melted cheese falls into my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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