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I threaten to bite who_am_i unless he gives me the cheese. Unfortunately, showing a lack of stupidity, he tells me that if I bite him, he'll bite me back.

 

 

 

it takes me a few moments to process that innuendo.. I then vomit all over him and the cheese. He drops the cheese in disgust.

 

 

 

I pick up the vomited on cheese, and walk away. #-o

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since I happen to enjoy the rick astley song, never gonna give you up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI I sit there, and enjoy myself...

 

 

 

unfortunately, the song is really really loud, and it reaches who_am_i's ears.

 

 

 

he holds his ears, screaming in pain, and drops the cheese.

 

 

 

I send one of my minions to collect the cheese, and me and the cheese sit quietly in the Rick Roll pit, enjoying the song, and singing along off-key.

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Rick Astley himself shows up to challenge you however. He's none too happy about the Rick Rolling phenomenon that makes a laughingstock out of him and his work, something which you have supported with your haphazard posting. He beats you senseless with his guitar and gives me the cheese because I've never Rick Rolled anyone.

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Uses my distraction the "Hit smack goble ect" thread to steal the cheese from pyscho.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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*Throws a bundle of thread links into Silver's face.*

 

 

 

She drops the cheese and I scamper off with it.

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While Death is scampering away from me... I look at a rope in my hand. The rope is somehow attached to his foot.

 

 

 

*ties rope to end of truck*

 

 

 

the truck drives off...

 

 

 

45 secs later, I see Death being dragged past me... he still clutches the cheese in a death grip in his hands, and glares at me...

 

 

 

suddenly, the truck turns, and... the rope breaks.

 

 

 

Bruised and battered, Death is unable to fight back for the cheese.

 

 

 

I collect it.

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*Spends a month in a hospital recovering and plotting*

 

 

 

I walk to Silver's house, and throw a canister of tear gas through the open window. I go in with a gas mask and take the cheese from Silver's cat, who inexplicably has a gas mask on too.

 

 

 

By the way, this game title is awfully misleading, it's not Pass the Cheese, it's steal the cheese. :lol:

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no.. it actually pass the cheese.

 

 

 

*staggers up to Death7755, and wrestles the gasmask away from him*

 

 

 

I'll show you. if you want the gas mask back.. you know what you gotta do.

 

 

 

*Death meekly gives up the cheese, but collapses before he can claim the reward of the gas mask*

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*Wakes up in an alley later with the cheese in his pocket*

 

 

 

Now how did that happen? :-k

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Dodges robot's body flying out of the house, marches up the door, knocks, ask if you have found Jesus, while secretly taking the cheese away from you.

 

 

 

Then jumps into the Halomoblie to the Halo cave where I put the cheese in a glass jar.

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smashes through the brick wall and flys off in an F-22 with the cheese

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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The wormhole takes you right in front of me (going through a wormhole without specifying a destination - rookie mistake) and I leap forward knocking you over, breaking the chair, freeing myself, grabbing the cheese, and leaping off a cliff, and pulling the cord on my parachute which unfurls and sails me gently to the bottom of the ravine.

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and all this time.. we did this on a jet pack.... nice... :-#

 

 

 

*grabs on to Psycho, and tickles him like crazy*

 

 

 

he kicks me and also drops the cheese... we both watch the cheese fall.

 

 

 

[if I can't have the cheese...] :twisted:

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