What. The. ****.

 

 

 

I give the cheese to Psycho and Silver, because I guessed a number which led to them having to go through this. :wall:

 

 

 

Mather, stop giving me the cheese, it's not the point of the game. :| (My post doesn't count, as they really do deserve it for going through that.)

I won't take it, I'll let them enjoy it. TheMather1, what is wrong with you? The point is to have it, not have it to give it away to someone. You're kinda trolling this thread... First you're "Atlantis" obsession, now constantly not following the rules.

I have the cheese. :shock: :?

 

 

 

*had to bury psycho's body to get it to myself.. but anyways...*

my dogs attack you and i steal the cheese as i trap you in themather's rules

I prove to your dogs that I am the alpha leader, by biting them.

 

 

 

they turn around and attack you.

 

 

 

the cheese falls from your hands. I pick it up, and turn you into a frog!!

 

 

 

now the only way you're going to get turned back into a human is if you get kissed by a prince. :?

I grab silva's rules and rip those up too, then mash them into a gooey paste, gluing her mouth and nose shut with it. As she passes out, I steal the cheese.

when I wake up... I find my cat sitting on top of my chest, with the cheese in her mouth.

 

 

 

apparently she sought vengeance on psycho for mistreating her human.

Are you kidding? Your cat would eat you if you tasted like tuna, and since you don't she'd just abandon you to find some tuna. In fact, what you thought you saw your cat doing was actually just a deathbed vision. I still have the cheese.

I shove a jaffa staff-weapon down your throath and fire it, watching your eyes roll in pain as you let out a last groan and pass away. I then collect the cheese from your body. :twisted:

 

 

 

\-My cheese!!! \

Unfortunately you didn't say the magic words, and my semi-immortal body remains living. And in possession of the cheese.

I completely obliviate your body with a P90 leaving you as no more than a bloody stain on the floor.

But the lack of the magic words prevents me from dying or relinquishing the cheese.

groaning and grunting in pain, I drag my tired body and sleep to recover HP.

 

 

 

then.. I wake up in the morning, completely refreshed and ready for action.

 

 

 

I take a walk on the Reading Railroad, stop by on the community chest, and get a free "get out of jail" card!

 

 

 

Then I see Psycho. I joyfully show him my new card, completely forgetting the last night's activities.

 

 

 

he thinks it's really cool, and offers to swap the cheese for it.

 

 

 

I decline.

 

 

 

he hits me over the head, steals my card, and gives me the cheese.

The Reading Railroad was actually working for me, and it's actually the phantom train with 9999 hp. He owns you intensely while I give him a small slice of cheese as payment. I also set up a barrier of smiley's to crush you dare you come closer.

 

 

 

=D> =D> =D>

 

=D> Cheese =D>

 

=D> =D> =D>

But the lack of the magic words prevents me from dying or relinquishing the cheese.

 

The you're in trouble sice as a blood stain you can't do mouch more than at first make people slip then you're just ugly.

 

 

 

I bring my P90 and makes your smilies as full of hole as the cheese then grab it, I then take the cheese to Norway and fills both it's land and sea boarders with nuke-mines( :ohnoes: ) buy some Swedish anti-air missile systems and make a tirinium underground wall all around Norway, down to the earth's core where it forms together. \

I slither under you and make you slip on my blood. Then my flesh regenerates and I run away with the cheese.

...right into one of my mines which blasts you into orbit around the sun(you still don't die as the word wasn't said) and the cheese right back to me. I then replace the used mine before anyone gets in.

I fly my airship over your mines...dur. I drop down and grab the cheese, owning whatever stupid thing you throw at me.

My charred, oxygen starved corpse falls onto your airship from low orbit. The impact pushes your airship closer to the ground, close enough to trip one of the mines. The explosion jettisons us from the airship, you flying one direction and the cheese and I flying another.

Garnet casts Float, enabling us to fly. We zoom out of there while she also casts Reflect, dodging bullets/rays/etc.

Psycho_robot and the cheese then land somewhere in Finmark where I go find them and fasten psycho to a missile, sending him into the Arctic and return to my home city.

 

I then replace the mine you hit and put up anti-air systems all around the boarder and in tactical spots covering all of Norway in their range.

The missile flies up into the ionosphere, where the ionic charge destroys the missiles navigation systems. The missile loses control and plummets back down to TheMather, who is incinerated in the fiery blast which somehow fails to incinerate the cheese and I, who are blown away scathed but mostly unharmed.

But I was in my home city so I respawn right by the cheese, I take it and trap psycho and put him in a titanium box in my basement(where I'l keep watch on you as it is a living room not just somewhere dark to store things).

 

 

 

Tell me if you want anything, I've got a bar there.

I steal the cheese and Psycho.

Wow, that was creative.

 

I trade in your evil kitty, which I suppose is guarding the cheese, and trade her in for 100 death runes. The cheese is unguarded and stolen by me.