I come up to the corpse of Mather, whose body exploded when he ate far to much cheeese, and take the real (uneaten) cheese whch he never got to.

No, you got a fake cheese. Only I have the sharp eyesight required to keep track of the real cheese amongst so many duplicates. Having kept track of it, I take it!

I reassemple myself, now with Death as a part of me as he stood on my corpse.

 

I hit Psycho to death with my Death and collects and eats the cheese.

As soon as the cheese enters your mouth it emits a piercing siren and flashes red. Eating the cheese is not allowed! It explodes leaving nothing of you behind

I put the cheese in my boxer shorts.

i put on rubber gloves, and take the cheese! I then spray it with Lysol.

I knock down and pee on wugmasterx, I then put the cheese back in my pants.

I light your pants on fire, removing them from the equation. Then I grab the cheese

Ittc...

 

and hide it in my shoe.

I knock down Psycho and abc with my Death and put the cheese in my armpit.

Psh, armpit cheese? I lick it off and sit on it.

I kick abc into far orbit and put the cheese in my anus.

You forgot that we have gravity here on Earth... I simply remove the cheese from your anus, along with my car keys...

I taser abc while he's washing his hands and take the cheese. I then run away giggling like a maniac...

I take the cheese out of your hands because you are too busy laughing. I fly to Mars to be alone with my cheese...

I warp to Mars, take the cheese, and warp back to a random Safeway, leaving you stranded amongst the hostile Martians.

I warp inside Pieis' brain and take a dump, I then warp outside and hide the cheese.

I warp to a farm and realize that there is much more cheese... and I take Mather's in the process...

I warp to and dismember abc and collect the cheese.

I bite off your head and pry the cheese from your cold, lifeless hands.

As Death's brain keep me alive I put my head back on and shove you up my Death's anus.

I'm death's pimp. He was expecting cream, but he found cheese. He gives it to me and [inappropriate for tip.it]

I once again shove you into Death's anus, this time until not even your feet are visible.

Since you forgot to take the cheese i put on rubber gloves and take the cheese. i then use my rabid dog to give you rabies.

I bombard you with thermite followed by a molotov cocktail. I collect the cheese.