Seeing Silver's attention focused on slapping Daxter's butt, I sneak up behind her, take the cheese, kick her in the shins, and retreat to my treehousefortress.

I offer goon's mother one of his incest mother-son Adult rated anime video where the mother and son look like goon and his mother.. and she gives me the cheese and goes into her house, holding goon by the ear, dragging him inside for some form of punishment.

I wake up next to Carlos, my new feline partner in crime. (RIP Zoe, 1994-2010) Carlos is Mexican and good at stealing, since he is a ladrón. I tell Carlos "Yo quiero el queso" and he meows at me the way he does, and runs off with that mischievous twitch in his tail. The cheese chasers have been dormant long enough. This is not over, it will never be over, and I am prepared to continue this battle. Carlos brings me the cheese from wittyface and curls up nextto me again, purring.

I create MechaCarlos, a creature that is half robot, half pufferfish, half 321raptor, and half Carlos itself to trump your feline. It takes the cheese.

I fire off a high-yield EMP device which shuts down MechaCarlos' mechanical components, leaving him helpless as I pluck the cheese from his hands

I get a sniper rifle, go to the nearest tall building, snipe you, and collect el queso.

The sniper rifle was loaded with blanks. I fake a dramatic headshot using strawberry syrup and jello, then drop a decoy piece of cheese. I retain the cheese.

You trip and I take the cheese.

as you walk away I grab your leg, pulling you to the ground and taking the cheese

I get up, chase you, catch up to you, and punch you in the head. You become unconscious and I take the cheese from you.

I wake up... and quickly find you due to the tracking beacon I put in the cheese.

You found me, but didn't take the cheese. I remove the tracking beacon and continue on my way with the cheese.

Oh shit I forgot... as you're running away I throw the tracking beacon in your beard, then follow you and this time... I take the cheese

I do a somersault into you, causing you to drop the cheese. I pick it up, destroy the beacon, and get away on a blimp.

I throw the cheese into a biohazard containment bunker made of bedrock after taking it from the blimp.

This isn't Minecraft, so I break through the bedrock with some effort and take the cheese. I sprint away for 34 miles.

Just like the original marathon runner, you die as soon as you arrive. I am there to collect the cheese

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Wait was that you? Shit man. I forgot all about that.

 

I harness the power of bittersweet nostalgia to disrupt your hold on the cheese and steal it.

I use [superpower][/superpower] to take the cheese back and protect it from people

Your bbc code has no effect in real life, I'm afraid. You really must learn the difference between reality and fantasy. While you ponder that over, I take the cheese.

You took the cheese, but you didn't go anywhere or do anything. When I finish pondering, I take the cheese back and hide in the center of the planet.

Me + Russia dig to the core of the Earth and retrieve the cheese with our fancy high tech doohickey. We then place cheese with Osama Bin Laden's forever lost body.

your fancy high tech doohickey was sabotaged by yours truly. When it grabbed the cheese, the cheese went to a secret compartment and a decoy was spat out in its place. You put the decoy in that guy's body. I have the real cheese.

I locate the real cheese, snatch it from you and with no hesitation, consume it.