Goonstalf Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Seeing Silver's attention focused on slapping Daxter's butt, I sneak up behind her, take the cheese, kick her in the shins, and retreat to my treehousefortress. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 I offer goon's mother one of his incest mother-son Adult rated anime video where the mother and son look like goon and his mother.. and she gives me the cheese and goes into her house, holding goon by the ear, dragging him inside for some form of punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 I wake up next to Carlos, my new feline partner in crime. (RIP Zoe, 1994-2010) Carlos is Mexican and good at stealing, since he is a ladrón. I tell Carlos "Yo quiero el queso" and he meows at me the way he does, and runs off with that mischievous twitch in his tail. The cheese chasers have been dormant long enough. This is not over, it will never be over, and I am prepared to continue this battle. Carlos brings me the cheese from wittyface and curls up nextto me again, purring. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I create MechaCarlos, a creature that is half robot, half pufferfish, half 321raptor, and half Carlos itself to trump your feline. It takes the cheese. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I fire off a high-yield EMP device which shuts down MechaCarlos' mechanical components, leaving him helpless as I pluck the cheese from his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I get a sniper rifle, go to the nearest tall building, snipe you, and collect el queso. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 The sniper rifle was loaded with blanks. I fake a dramatic headshot using strawberry syrup and jello, then drop a decoy piece of cheese. I retain the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 You trip and I take the cheese. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 as you walk away I grab your leg, pulling you to the ground and taking the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I get up, chase you, catch up to you, and punch you in the head. You become unconscious and I take the cheese from you. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I wake up... and quickly find you due to the tracking beacon I put in the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You found me, but didn't take the cheese. I remove the tracking beacon and continue on my way with the cheese. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Oh shit I forgot... as you're running away I throw the tracking beacon in your beard, then follow you and this time... I take the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I do a somersault into you, causing you to drop the cheese. I pick it up, destroy the beacon, and get away on a blimp. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I throw the cheese into a biohazard containment bunker made of bedrock after taking it from the blimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 This isn't Minecraft, so I break through the bedrock with some effort and take the cheese. I sprint away for 34 miles. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Just like the original marathon runner, you die as soon as you arrive. I am there to collect the cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 ittc YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Wait was that you? Shit man. I forgot all about that. I harness the power of bittersweet nostalgia to disrupt your hold on the cheese and steal it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I use [superpower][/superpower] to take the cheese back and protect it from people YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Your bbc code has no effect in real life, I'm afraid. You really must learn the difference between reality and fantasy. While you ponder that over, I take the cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You took the cheese, but you didn't go anywhere or do anything. When I finish pondering, I take the cheese back and hide in the center of the planet. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Me + Russia dig to the core of the Earth and retrieve the cheese with our fancy high tech doohickey. We then place cheese with Osama Bin Laden's forever lost body. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 your fancy high tech doohickey was sabotaged by yours truly. When it grabbed the cheese, the cheese went to a secret compartment and a decoy was spat out in its place. You put the decoy in that guy's body. I have the real cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I locate the real cheese, snatch it from you and with no hesitation, consume it. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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