You are under arrest for terrorist attacks.

 

In a city in France some buildings are destroyed because of the rocket launcher and I go there and take the cheese.

 

I have my cheese in one pocket and my gun in another, and shoot ANYONE who goes anywhere near the cheese.

 

Try to be creative, no bullet-proof armor, vest or anything like that. Try to get the cheese without wearing anything bullet-proof.

 

Wait, you can't. :twisted:

I repeatedly draw your attention while ducking behind cover and dodging the shots, then rush you while you're reloading and take the cheese.

While you were distracting him I was aiming for both of you with my sniper rifle and as soon as Kaida got the cheese I shot he and went and got it.

As you escape with the cheese,I set up a very astitute rabbit snare trap that gets ya. as you dangle upside down, I take the cheese!

After two days of searching, I locate your hidden cabin in the woods where you took the cheese. I break in an take the cheese while you're out checking your rabbit traps.

I throw the cheese to a building full of cheeses that all look exactly like the cheese. Good luck finding it now, it will take weeks. :twisted: Months. :twisted: Years even. :twisted:

Fi has managed to localie the aura of the Cheese, allowing me to dowse for it, I also eat some tasty cheese along the way, until I eventually locate it. (Dun-Dun-Dun-Duuuuuun) [/ZeldaReference]

unfortunatly the cheese you ate was al poissoned ( wel unfortunatly for you that is!)

Whilst running of you suddenly die and I only have to pick up the cheese before someone drives over with a car ;D

Easiest way yet is this... For a third time today.

You've had the cheese far too long. Let's see...

 

That disgruntled guy in your unit who's always passed over for a promotion has finally had enough, steals the cheese and gives it to me.

He gets caught for desertion and rats, meanwhile I run over your house with a tank and pull the cheese out of the wreckage.

I knock you out with a brick and place the cheese into a storage container which I throw into the ocean.

Uses amazing alien tech to retrieve cheese.

I have the FBI seize the alien tech, and the cheese along with it.

FBI has nothing on the secret Japanese ninjas who train day in, day out in some illusive mountains. They use their amazing ninja skillz for teh winz and take the cheese to their remote habitat in some mountains.

AC-130 beats ninja...

But no-one beats :ph34r:

I still have the cheese.

I pick pocket you as you unsuspectingly walk through a crowd. I run away with cheese.

I hire a group of your ninja's to jack the cheese.

I hire a bunch of pirates to keelhaul the ninjas and claim the cheese as my booty. Yar har har.

I flush it down the toilet.

I use a fishing pole to fish it out of the sewers.

While you are fishing for the cheese I snatch your fishing pole and take the cheese from the end of it.

 

*goes to eat the cheese*

 

Eww it's mature cheddar

 

*puts cheese in fridge*

I blow up the fridge.