*uses baseball bat on death to knock him unconscious* hehehe.. *collects the cheese and skips away*

I trip silva while she skips and then I pretend to get all worried about her, asking if she's alright, helping her up, etc.

 

Oh I almost forgot, once she's up I snatch the cheese and run off

I tell psycho that he needs to update his profile. he puts the cheese on the computer table next to him, and starts updating. I snatch the cheese and tele away.

I update my profile to say "Silva stole my cheese :(" then use my GPS tracking device to find her (I clipped a tracking beacon to her ear during one of our many encounters)

I use a device to teleport the cheese to a random cheese factory. Good luck finding the cheese now, it could be in any cheese factory in the world. :twisted:

I track TBM down and beat him up for his device. I then teleport the cheese to my house. under my bed. where my evil kitty hides.

I bribe the evil kitty with kitty treats and she surrenders the cheese without any fuss

I track TBM down and beat him up for his device. I then teleport the cheese to my house. under my bed. where my evil kitty hides.

 

There is one problem, that device can only be used for teleporting something to a random cheese factory, it doesn't let you know where the cheese was teleported or teleport it back. Sorry, you have to find another way. :twisted:

I track TBM down and beat him up for his device. I then teleport the cheese to my house. under my bed. where my evil kitty hides.

 

There is one problem, that device can only be used for teleporting something to a random cheese factory, it doesn't let you know where the cheese was teleported or teleport it back. Sorry, you have to find another way. :twisted:

 

 

I modded the device to let me do whatever I wanted with it. It's called a jailbreak. google it.

 

*sics kitty on psycho to get the cheese back*

I offer kitty unlimited access to a kitty treat factory if she'll leave me alone.

I tell kitty i'll pull her tail if she brings back the cheese.

 

guess who wins?

 

*holds the cheese high in the air*

While you're holding it in the air I tackle you and grab the cheese, then leap out your window, landing like a cat on my feet, and speeding off.

I chase after you. I trip and fall. you decide to help me up.. while you are doing so, I pickpocket the cheese. you then walk away minus the cheese.

Dammit. I would totally do that... anyways...

 

Once I realise I'd been japed out of the cheese, I run back up to you and tackle you to the ground, undoing my previous "helping you up" bit. This knocks the cheese loose which I then scamper away with.

the cheese you scamper away with is a fake.

 

*hides the real cheese in her kitty's mouth*

I discover its a fake and return.... once again... and I offer kitty kitty treats to show me where the real cheese is. She spits the cheese out to eat some kitty treats. I leave the whole bag and take the cheese and run.

I offer psycho a kiss in desperation for the cheese.

 

He willing gives me the cheese... and I tell him the kiss is a lie.. like the cake.

I feel like a gullible fool, and I offer Silva a congratulatory present for having completely duped me. She takes it with both hands and rips it open. its empty. But I have the cheese and am running away.

HEY silver _wits long time no see. I quit rs for 6 mo. though. Nice new avatar. BTW i snipe both of you and telegrab the cheese it is now mine! MUHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!

I offer myself as your new servant.

While I'm cleaning your sniper I accidently shoot at you.

I take the cheese and run!

I trip you up while you're running, steal the cheese and run to Tzharr!

I put my dark blue afro on.

Make some Superdiscomoves, you are so impressed and drop the cheese.

I take it and continue with my discomoves

You accidently discomove your way into somebody elses fightcaves, where they are currently at Jad, who kills you first.

 

Thankfully, the cheese spawns outside the caves, where I take it again, before running towards the bank.

Luckely I spawn close to the bank.

I disguise myself as a bank employee and you give the cheese to me!

I suddenly realise I don't have a bank account, and headbutt you through the stomach, I then take the cheese and leap into a lava pool.