before the cheese even touches your lips, you are knocked out by the biblical stench it creates. I grab it and don't let it anywhere near my nose as I run away with it

I pick up the cheese and give it to Star.

 

It just stinks too much now.

Star accepts the cheese, then takes off a mask, revealing that it was psycho all along. I spray the cheese with febreeze and stick some incense sticks in it, then i scamper off.

-unzips robot's face to show silver wit's face-

 

Takes it because it's just makeup.

 

Also if it was real, it wouldn't be very healthy to keep your face like that.

Stop screwing around with my cheese. I sent Carlos to retrieve my queso (as I call it to him, since he's Mexican) and you don't have to worry about it again, it's mine.

-lets fluffy have her queso and steals the cheese from killer-

I seem to remember having an army of mice. I use them to distract wits's cat and Carlos, and then kick wits in the balls and take the cheese while she rolls on the ground in pain.

FYI, Carlos is like the sharks on Finding Nemo. As they say "fish are friends, not food", Carlos believes "mice are friends, not food". He once rescued an escaped domestic mouse and didn't harm it, and now said mouse is his friend and lives downstairs in a tank.

 

I distract you with my wall of text and reclaim that nasty cheese.

Secretly, that mouse in your tank has been one of my minions the whole time. One night, he breaks out of his cage and slits your throat, taking the cheese when he leaves.

Lols as the mouse runs into one of the 1000 mouse traps i have been setting up to protect the cheese once i get it.

I pick up the cheese from the dead mouse.

Punches you in face with Chuch Norris and takes the cheese so that Chuck Norris can put it beside his third fist.

I shoot him in the head and pay the FBI, CIA and more secret agencies billions of dollars for protecting the cheese. And anyone who comes anywhere near the cheese will be treated like terrorists. :twisted:

Is part of the CIA, FBI and dozens of federal agences and because of being part of them all is given the cheese to guard.

Convinces Congress to cancel all your funding and then takes the cheese from the empty building.

Snipes you in back of head and takes cheese.

I use correct grammar, and thus confuse you. While you try and sort out the meaning of my words, I slide the cheese from your grasp.

But was I really confused? As you grab cheese I have guys in van come and snatch you and give me the cheese.

I steal the cheese from you using a summoning charm.

I used the same summoning charm to steal the cheese. I then place a protective spell around myself as I dance with the cheese.

You trip and fall over while dancing, dropping the cheese. I walk over and pick it up.

I take it and eat it.

 

Yeah, I know I broke the main rule, so sue me. :twisted:

The cheese is not digested properly and passes through your body whole. I reluctantly pull on some protective gear and take it.

I distract you and take the cheese when you're not looking. I remelt the cheese so that it's clean and whole again.

As you admire the wholesome cheese, I slip a cloth over your mouth and nose. You fall asleep and I take the cheese, put it in a rocket launcher and fire it vaguely towards France.