anonymous1234

3,800,669,826,427,387,904 come on Mat u didn't do the O:) emote :shame:

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i know its alot to read but please listen this was on my lvl 23 account waiting for a combat tipeter event in varrock square "leader never showed up :cry: ) 2 ppl are dancing (u know the following thing) me: *joins in the group* noob(gf): please go away mister noob(bf): yea go away u f***in ch00b. me: :evil: :evil: i have a right to follow this is a feature jagex made. noob(bf): go away u f***in ch00b .N.O.W **thank you, your report has been sent** me: no i have a right to follow u it isn't breaking any rules noob(gf): *stops following her bf and starts doing cry emote 10 million times noob(bf): **** look what u did to her u a**hole! me: omg what did i do im just following \ then they keep trying to run away and get me caught behind fences for a half hour unsuccesfully afterwards the noob gf's "brother" shows up and starts doing the same thing the bf did here is where it gets interesting, after an hour (yeah im THAT stubborn) of getting mad at me for following them, they start pming each other (trust me i knew) and then the noob gf logs off all of a sudden. also her private chat is off so i couldn't follow her to the other world. as i sit there disappointed, she logs back in to the same world (not so smart as i thought eh?) and makes a run for it, but im still following :D. i still follow and now the gf's "cousin" who is exactly the same looking starts flipping me off. all i can say is "is following that bad? then this is where it gets interesting. all of a sudden the bf "reports" me for bug abuse. now here's some more dilogue: (sp?) me: dude i didn't abuse any bug let alone find one. noob(bf): u were bugging my gf u are reported me: than u just misused customer support**Thank you, your report has been sent** me:tb@jt won't be happy to see your report noob(gf): why are u doing this to me?! me: it's fun then i logged off so yeah, im kinda the noob in that story but i think they overreacted to me following them. After all, i just wanted to dance

banned for talking about number of posts when pie is so important

i would take the hose and pour out gallons and gallons of water to dilute the chemicals until it was safe to cross. about the house, eh i got insurance. what would u do if a cute puppy was scratching at your door and u see its so cute and when u try to pick it up it bites a deep wound in your arm

umm don't you have to have at least 5 days notice to host an event. anyways im not going it seems very vague

pixie pie

1066 william the conquerer unifies england. i need to know it for a social studies test. anways... You get banned for item scamming because u caused the prices to drop by thinking that the more there are the cheaper they are i go back to 1998 and stop myself from slipping into the wall that i hit directly with my forehead because i wanted to go outside

granted, you get enormous amounts of radiation at a nuclear power plant and don't get cancer but instead get tortured horrible by the massive energy going through u like ice cream through my organs. i wish i could hack rs and make myself un-bannable

because they are 1337 5p34k1ng 6 yearolds

1ce woz ay gui h0 h4s b4b 47 5p33114g

...yay

you swing your axe at a tree.... 1k nats and iron ores fall out. as u start superheating them in the bank, u burn your hand, and become a fire giant. you rampage through falador and u see all these people saying "durial123 kill me!". you are confused because u aren't durial. then u realize....... you wake up in your apartment

14979 i think

granted, now you know all the 1337 speak and always talk in it. this annoys your fellow tipiters and u eventually get banned from the forums. i wish i had 100% health (never get sick or hurt)

eh im skipping the TET event my range stinks. 50 minutes to the event EDIT: the host isn't on and theres 15 min left till event 2nd EDIT: i have my pker evilspy101 in varrock square but i don't see the host and event is in 5 min his rsn is ruster29 correct? 3rd EDIT: events started host aint here

well i not on my noob guy much cause my main has members and im not wastin money, but when i get 200 tin and copper ill smithinto bronze stuff i guess

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u got that from Two And A Half Men right? ok i got a few jokes joke hope no1 said them: 1) there was a brunnete jumping rope on railroad tracks saying "21" "21 "21". a blond comes up to her and says "can i join u?". the brunette is fine with it and the start jump roping saying "21 21 21". then a train comes and brunette gets off the track. the blond doesn't though, and gets killed. after the train passes the brunette gets on the tracks and starts jump-roping and says "22 22 22" 2) 3 guys get stranded on an island with cannibals. the cannibals say "we will eat you unless u go gather 10 of the same fruit and come back to do our challenge. the guys want to live so the first comes back with apples. the cannibals tell him he was to put them up his rear end without showing any emotion. the guy gets up to 5 and starts crying and he gets eaten. the 2nd guy comes back with 10 cherries and the cannibals tell him to do the same thing. he gets to the 9th cherry, then starts laughing hysterically. In heaven, the 1st and 2nd guys talk. the first asks "you were so close to not dying why did u laugh?". the 2nd guy said "i saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples" :lol: .

your wrong because random events would stop you and noobs would also lag u out. also, u would have to chop 9.2 logs a second not counting bank trips or dropping

banned because u didn't tell us who Hans is

i just wander around and when i see something i wanna do, Ex: a copper mine. ill go to where i would normally train that particular skill Ex:mining guild

granted, the yew long fletchers and alchers would have to pay massive amounts of gp for the yews and would lose money and the economy of fletching would end

saradumbin sucks more than a snobby 8 year old with a lolly pop

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