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My router = brand new. My wireless connection = 5 bars. My lagg on Runescape = unbearable for the past month :wall:

You Sir, are an idiot! Paranoiya (sp) all round eh? Never-the-less the article was good, well written and sarcastic just my taste :)

Awww man?! They've hit barrows?! For [cabbage] sake!

I would love to be able to slaughter a level 702 Mickey Mouse in the Fight Pits... sure would be revenge for watching his annoying self in my younger years

So basically Runescape will be divided by class. The richer and better you are the more servants you can hire the more tasks you can accomplish etc.

Sara brews... answer is already there. The demand for them will increase in PvP battles.

"U" As in 3 year olds can play. Jagex mothers every player, cant say crap and other minor swearwords which are all on a "12" rated film...

Well then, it'll be the same way the chaos elemental is now: Wait a few weeks, and treasure-hunter pkers will go away. At least I hope. But I do have a feeling that the dungeon itself will not be wilderness. Pking in there, with the monsters as well, would make the dungeon seemingly impossible, I'd think. Good, maybe the prices will remain high and we will have something worthy to save for!

"The stupidity of summoning..." Agreed. A complete waste of a skill. What benefits will there be? Summon a monster to kill -> trains combat. Hmmmm, SLAYER! You lazy arse! Summon a monster -> mage exp. Hmmmm, Ancient Magics, High Alching!

Why does everyone have to socialize to have a life these days? Seriously its all I hear. "Go out and get a life son", "'You should go outside more, because your such a nerd now". "Wow, if that was my life I would kill myself, go out and make friends noob" Im fed up with people trying to make someone "life" more. Its a Runescape fanforum for Squirrels sake. You don't go on a forum of something you hate or dislike now and try to 'convert' people to the bright side. You talk about runescape and not how it is some kind of drugs that takes over your mind, your life and what not. The very next person who says someone needs to get a life is going to wish he was never born. :evil: . [on topic] Ive seen the Al karid and Lumbridge versions, but the falador and house are awesome. And that Chessy is such a show off Nice way to show all your riches. How many people have quit this game because it takes over their life? They stay in and play it, obsess over it instead of having a teenage/young adult life. When people say go out, enjoy other people's company for once instead of the company of your mouse and keyboard it's true. What the hell is the point of detailing something like this? This guy has even made the colours of the clothes line in the tanning shop correct!! And people have to socialise to have a "life" because of the simple fact that life will not begin with RuneScape and will not end with RuneScape therefore have an experience of a good social life and a good gaming life. Not just the later.

Can I be a "non-pker" noob and ask where this black space is exactly? :-k

I wonder which high level's rant finally penetrated the thick "noob revolved" skulls of Jagex and made them release so many tantalising updates for us :D . Looks Great!

Nice nice. Sad guy who put on torags helm :wall:

Forgive me for not laughing... but why is this "The Funniest Clue Scroll Ever"?

Who are you to say that, he can do in his spare time what he wants. I wont start about the fact that you play RS because i play it myself. I take back what I said entirely if he did this in his spare time BUT over a course of 3 years amounts of spare time are the conditions . Hmmm "Go out, have a laugh, socialise." -- "Stay in, make every single detail into a better runescapeing environment" The choice is yours. -.-

The creator of it: if you didn't get paid for this then please, as a request to save your life, GET OUT MORE.

Melle brothers > Karil/Ahrim. Not a very extensive topic.

Well done Einstein, you can officially tag along with the newbs who get scammed out of the bronze picks if you got scammed 3 times -.-

Unless your character happens to be given as an undead slayer task then no you cannont have a 52 hit on by a whip. And no, Dark Bows only own pures as they have low def and low HP.

Welcome to RuneScape. Oh dear you are dead. :boohoo:

Well you definatly broke rule one by saying "[bleep]" and "noob". If people break the rules they shouldn't complain about getting punished for it . Play by the rules and you will be fine. "Noob" not offensive. "(B)ich" not offensive. Jagex = mothering sons of a [bleep] who will do anything to grab a few extra coins from under 13 year olds. Will send automated messages due to extensive laziness and their obsession with adding TOO many unessecery updates. Been banned/muter and what not, all given appeals all been rejected with incorrect automated messages. Example I got muted for offensive language. I appealed and got the "persistant rule breaker" message... Andrew and Paul should be lined up at shot for letting the game become what it has.

No. Simple. Straightforward. Satisfied.

See player mods all the time have 3 or 4 friends that are P Mods aswell :) Seen Paul twice, once at PC when he was lvl 40 testing if the combat level requirement worked and once down at the Duel Arena, dunno what he was doing. Also seen Mod Tharby at the Duel Arena aswell :roll: (stakers, sheesh)

:shock: <<< Appropriately I'd give it 110/10 :

lmao just think how excited they would all have been to get a bronze plate! I remember not caring about stats/money/the usual all i cared about was how cool my black armour/wooden shield/air staff/yellow cape looked! This was well before the days of the snazzy fancy boots from Secuirty Stronghold... Ahhh such simple times. :boohoo: