You get instantly pked by Zezima, who does not need the gp, throws it away. A fish eats it, gets eaten by a kitten, that kitten plays with it until a dog walks by. The dog takes the coin, brings it to his boss, who throws it away (useless, only 1 gp), i take it.
that is absolutely correct! (i think... :P ) TPUM is twelve years old, has a fully grown beard, and likes to eat kittens in red wine sauce for breakfast, while playing the piano with his toes and nose.