Goonstalf

I like my women like I like The Operator, slender. String Cheese.

BUMP FOR BUMP'S SAKE.

32. How I count for fish?

Caps lock broken. I PRACTICALLY NEVER USE THAT KEY. Would you rather be lit on fire, or submerged in extremely cold water?

You are sentenced to the Teeth of Tatooine.

Let me check. ... Nope, no boobs. You're wrong. Kc, by night known as PoorLepRecon?

wut

#2. At least I hope so. We pirates don't like your kind 'round here. 1. As a kid my main source of income was breeding African Clawed frogs and selling them to the local pet stores. 2. I still use a portable CD player on a regular basis. 3. I'm majoring in Criminal Justice.

Torn to the Bone - Six Feet Under

Not if you're covered in ants!

Pepsi shook a

Euphonium/10.

10/10 for the jermy_jam quote.

-972

6/10. Who dat?

694.

I'm better than you because I knew Goon was around before anyone else knew Goon was around.

I will not. TPUM is a professional thumb wrestler.

Banned for selling human organs on the internet.

Nope. Are you flexible? I can touch my toes, but that's about it.

Granted, but you live in the Australian outback so even though he is your closest neighbor he lives over 50 miles away. I wish I wish I was a fish.

Pepstalf.

Hey. Quit it. 470.

Peeps. Marshmallows.