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Shark, an anaconda-death would probably a lot slower and painful. Would you rather die at the age of 65 with perfect health your whole life, or live to be 100 but become senile and bedridden?

That's the spirit!

Granted, but you lose your job at the toilet store due to downsizing. I wish the Flyers will win their game tonight.

Can't say I have. What's your favorite season? Gotta be Winter. I love the snow.

It's good for ya.

I don't find any justification in adding additional instructions to this group of posts. It's always got along all right without any.

Granted, you're dead and can no longer be harmed. I wish I had a swarm of angry bees.

Yessir. Do you watch a lot of TV? My house only gets those lousy 13 or whatever channels on Public Access, so no.

:roll: People these days not knowing how to play Forum Games. Now Cracked, they have an awesome Image Board.

I like my women like I like my politicians; old, fat, sweaty, and full of crap. Spears.

...millions and millions of ants might come swarming out. It's not smart to be a clown because...

I could never really get into it. I would always try to be creative and do something different, mix it up a bit, but someone would always just go, "Hurr, my atomic bomb blows it up."

Yes. Everyone is obsessed with cats, even if they don't know it yet. TPUM is in a great mood.

I hate you for being such a tease.

I love you for being made of candy.

Fascinating.

*Rubs Mather's belly.*

Everything, and yet nothing at the same time.

/\ Correct. < Got off work early today. \/ ¿Que pasa?

Banned for eating two hamburgers yesterday.

This times a million.

Les Stroud, his beard would protect us. Would you rather have wear socks and shoes, or sandals?

Wears hats when he's not taking his MC.

Gump. Volcanoes.