silver_wits

*tells goon's mother that the priceless mac art she made me for our anniversary was destroyed by her good-for-nothing son, promptly causing her to run berserk and maim goon*

I can't... she just twisted her head in a more comfortable position in typical kitteh fashion.. and she looks so cute I don't want to hurt her..

yes.. but I won't go till they create a cure or a preventative measure for the severe bone loss that occurs... Females are more prone than men to bone degeneration and osteoporosis etc. I can't take my chances. TPUM is not a weak female.

she's sitting on the floor next to me waiting.. thumping her tail... ha.. who's the boss now you little she-dog?!

gain >_> kitties.

no.. I hugged her till she ran away.. then forgot about giving her more treats... treats that she came for... muahahahhahahahahahahhaahhahaha :twisted:

I didn't like water.. I liked charmander.... <3: I also know how to win btw. TPUM is annoyed at being raped by a mermaid.

why would I drop kick a kitty>? oh nevermind.. she just jumped up for more treats... i'm going to exact my payment for the treats.

It took me a long while to not get aware of it when I was young... I've managed to troll myself lots of times like this... TPUM knows how to win the game.

I like it when it snows... this $#@%^*& cat!!! she came on the computer desk, snuggled and purred and was only after treats! she's trying to tear open the bag.

Whoever made that word must be awesome. TORTATPAM is that he has a small sig that's not a gif.

thank you goon... Rachael wore her winter coat in this picture in January.. She'd just come back from eating good food with my other humans... and here's another picture of me being molested...

yes. TPUM knows that goon doesn't swallow his spit anymore.:unsure:

uh.. I've posted actual irl pics of me in this thread... >_>

I don;t like it because it's centered... 4/10

*pastes a "kick me" sign on goon's back*

my youtube channel is awesome.. right?

I hate you because you made out with a deadly watermelon.

this:

I only like ripping kitty's legs off... I don't like ripping other kittys' legs off....<_<

btard

how?

has 12k posts.

I love you because your husband is a bear.

/\incorrect >I eat noodles when I'm stressed as it's usually the only thing that goes down. \/doesn't have odd food fetishes.