silver_wits

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TORTATPAM is that he loves little green men.

hmm.... never die... doing that sounds fun. Would you rather kick comical in the groin or make move slowly towards his back with a knife in your hand?:ohnoes:

/\correct >gullible \/will make a lame joke about rubbing their phallus for a wish.

Pro: helps tell if the person you're talking to is a noob. Con: some people think that post count means everything and refuse to interract with you if you don't have sufficient post count. Its not the post count that matters.. it's the quality posts you make. and if you don't make quality posts.. no matter what your post count is, you'd still be considered a dum*** in my book. asinine people.

with butter.. only with melted butter. Do you shave your legs? I shave mine because when I wear long pants in winter theres a lot of static buildup and its uncomfy.. shaving reduces this issue and there's no static at all! :thumbsup:

[hide=tldr][hide] ^What halo had before [bleep]yeahblackguy.gif They fulfill the female fantasy of a guy who acts like a girls essentially. Cares about his clothes, acts like a deep emotional well, sassy when provoked. Also I think females wish guys were more complicated, whereas for the most part we are brutally simple. This irritates them because they can't comprehend our simplicity. I like complicated guys[/hide] [hide] YOUR ATTEMPT AT APPEASMENT SHALL NO- Eh, who am I kidding? Mini Pizzas. Those are fried eggplant with pizza stuff on them.. they look tasty.. but it's definitely not mini-pizza[/hide] [hide] this looks like what I think Death looks like [/hide] [hide] what I think comical looks like [/hide] [hide] what I think goon looks like[/hide] [hide] what I think Napalm looks like [/hide] [hide] I am?[/hide] [hide] who[/hide] [hide] this image always makes me giggle [/hide] [hide] edelweiss[/hide] [hide] I am so glad you didnt post the one with the cat humping the other cat...[/hide] [hide] too small[/hide] [hide] what's this about Control Panel? you have your own website too?[/hide] [hide] you can nominate me too... I promise to use my powers for evil.[/hide][/hide]

bovine.

I love you for the bears.:shame:

you are a very kind and loving person.:thumbsup:

Real men like pink.<3:

they're hot because they take the time to dress, do their hair, accessorize, shower, etc.

I like my men dead in 20 years. AK 47

/\incorrect >once wanted to live in a telescope. \/will let me have my wish.

Banned for being located in a bar.

TORTATPAM is that he is obsessed with lemon parties....:ohnoes:

no mousepad anymore.. but the last one we had did have a pic on it... It was of my sister and brother-in-law behaving like monkeys.. :P TPUM doesn't have a weird family.

[hide] Sometimes you worry me who... sometimes you worry me... This is according to my female friends. Not from me. You might have said that before... If i had no self respect I would pretend to be gay. you might get to go bikini/ underwear shopping with girls. But alas, unless one wore compression shorts or something. After the first time, the game would be up. However... gay guys usually do wear skinny jeans... so that might keep it down... Nah, trust me, not good. You never get to live it down. Act gay once and you never live it down. I know from experience. Also, abc's banned from tif until tomorrow, 5:55pm. He wanted me to let you know. He also is only going to be an /FG/er from now on. Like me. >.> [/hide] I agree... gay guys are usually pretty hot... I'm not talking about the hairy sweaty guys who can't get girls. I find that if you disagree with their opinion, they're liable to call you a troll... like they say if you don't like something that they're talking about, then the only reason you're posting at all is to disagree and be a troll... if that's their definition of trolling... >_> I know exactly what you mean.. I once wanted to marry my dog too... <3:

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depressed. Would you rather be a sexy female elf, or a cat?

Banned for not being made out of meat.

TORTATPAM is that he ingests his own bodily fluids.

TORTATPAM is that he licked the cat's butt second hand.

or porker...

Yea.. Not many people are downright ugly though... and those that are ugly.. well their ugliness forces them to be nicer people just to survive...