Abyssalwhip

No it's just you, Abyssalwhip. You are the first person on this forum to process that thought. You card. :twss: Yes I know that was sarcasm

Wha?

Mint oreos > all

Sig worthy. Anyways I have another one for the list. (this has not happened to me just kind of funny to see the replies) You're [bleep] without a care in the world and all of a sudden mommy comes in and you minimize the browser only to have a picture of a guy from something else you were looking at and mommy sees that, whatcha do? (inb4 lol dat happnd 2 u)

Oh you guys should have seen what peta said about this, I'm for animal rights and that crap but that was over the line.

When I was 14 some pedo tried to get me in his car with candy, a bit old for that.. I flipped him off and threatened to call the cops if he didn't get away.. (it was crowded so no getting out of the car and trying anything)Left but I called the cops anyway. Wasn't really scared though... If he had a gun on the other hand that would have been a different story.

If you mean Obama, its not his age, its his (lack of) experience. EDIT: And why are people so afraid to be called "racist"? Kinda off-topic, but I've always been curious. I can understand blatant ignorance, but in most cases its harmless. :? Are you racist if you only hate negative stereotypes? If so I'm racist.

This, I don't go "what the Fing F you Fing son of a B W C (you figure out the last 3 letters) but it's also nerdy and stupid to go "aw gosh darnit"

Case A: You slip and completely fall off balance, giving yourself a nice face plant on the concrete floor, amidst a crowd of friends and strangers. What do you do next? I don't get embarrassed by those kind of things, so just find a paper towel and stop the bleeding Case B: You get caught staring at a woman's bust/man's region who you know and are confronted with: "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THERE?" How do you respond? "I wasn't looking there perv" (I don't really do that crap anyway) Case C: You're walking in a cinema, and all of a sudden you try to go around an area and stupidly run into a barricade, and a group of teenagers repeatedly point and laugh at you. Case D: You're kissing a girl. (Assume this is your first time) Even though they have accepted the notion of love, it is very stiff and un-natural. An awkward silence follows. What do you do or say next? You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

Did anyone else get a dirty thought reading the title?

Did anyone else get a dirty thought in there mind after they read the title?

Obama

As I said, not too fat to put a bullet in his head.

Floaties will help when you have a life jacket on/being drowned by someone. Anyway I'd have to say my dog almost being hit by a car going 80+mph

:wall: you obviously missed the WHOLE point of this thread.

How are you not banned yet... Anyway I say let the ones who do drugs kill themselves with all of them if they're stupid enough to take them in the 1st place.

Flamebait waiting to happen. Mccain = 2nd bush and we all know what a great job he did, not very bright and, LETS GO NUKE DEM YEAAAHAW! Obama = more free crap for blacks and "CHANGE!1!11!!!SHIFTONE1!!!" No I'm not being racist so please no riding my [wagon]

Thanks for the sig

I am against death penalty, and I think lethal injection is the silliest way to execute someone. It is extremely painful, expensive and inhumane, yet it doesn't look scary. It is the opposite of what an execution should be. Gallows, on the other hand, is very quick(if done properly) and quite scary. Cheap and practical. If someone is too fat, you can just use a stronger rope. Anyhow, the best execution method is the guillotine. *Chop*, and you're dead. It is a huge machine which shops your head off, and blood is spilled everywhere. :D Inhumane? Did people think it was inhumane or cared when they killed/raped people?

Shoot him with a gun imo, more effective and cheaper than an injection.

Wasn't walt disney a huge Anti-semite?

Hacking into the principal's account and put a picture of the desktop as a background and turned the shortcut buttons off on EVERY computer. (when you clicked a button it would just be a picture).

Sigged.

I have 3 scars and a broken nose from one in may, I won though. Someone else bumped into him and the [wagon] punches me in the face thinking it was him...

Marry me, rap sucks in general and he took it to a WHOLE new level.