Not true. You also: Have shoes thrown at you, steal paint ball tickets, get tackled into water by fat kids, get locked on wet roofs, make little kids on the train cry, and spawn zombies daily. Thats a Lie, I only spawn zombies on weekends.
Personally - I would prefer to use IRC over the runescape clan chat. Although it would be a good idea to message people who are all online, it wouldn't help for people offline.
I havn't really had that many confusing moments with girls, apart from once when I was asked to organise a party for them and got shouted at because I did exactly what they asked.... Anyone else spot what I did wrong there, cos I don't.
I did it with a super set, 5 restore potions and the rest of my invent with tuna potatoes. I think the only reason I did it was I got lucky with my Dharoks (almost all my attacks hit above 30, lol)