Skull

I try.

It seems that you're implying that he was banned though.

I don't know, I mean I'm 18 and I can see the relationship I'm in right now lasting for quite a long time. And I am by no means an optimist. I mean, if we break up, it still won't have been meaningless. Thus far, these past 8 months have been the best of my life and honestly I can say I'm a better person because of it. I respect life a lot more now. I'm not going to get all sappy and [cabbage] here, but I went from being a cynical [wagon] to someone who can actually appreciate the beauty of life. Then again, I guess most teenagers don't have the awful outlook on like that I did.

You're that young? Happy birthday!

2am fuuuuuuu-

Not the Scarlet Letter. That's which one you should read.

Not bad. Except it stops working about every half hour.

I want to punch those people in the face until they can't make anymore sound. Other than that, it seems like a decent idea for a game.

My girlfriend was supposed to be spending pretty much the whole day with me today (her words "I'll be over as early as I can be"). It's almost 5pm and she still hasn't left. At this point I almost want to tell her not to bother coming over. I mean I love her and all, but that's pretty [bleep]ing frustrating. I thought we were going to do a bunch of fun things today, but nope. So far today I've done laundry. What an exciting Saturday. Just like I skipped a party last night so I could spend time with her, and all I ended up doing was buying her food and then she brought me home. Despite all my whining, I am excited to see her though and I really do enjoy any time spent with her. Edit: Also, I now have mother [bleep]ing mutton chops! I look so ridiculous. Perhaps you guys will get to see it...

Got an email saying I could play World of Warcraft for free up to level 20 and for as long as I want. Let's see how long 10gb takes to download :roll:

Cute.

Go ahead. If you think it'll be fun then why not?

Something a friend of mine put up on facebook. Thought it might be good for a laugh.

I've come to the conclusion that my favorite thing to do in minecraft is to gather resources. I think I'm broken. Seriously, I'll spend hours strip mining, but I get bored after 20 minutes of exploring and I get frustrated from building.

I know you shouldn't. The fact that I know it doesn't stop me from doing it though. Besides, I don't consistently do it, just every few puffs.

Lung cancer club unite? :roll:

It's midnight, I have a paper I have to write for tomorrow, and I want a cigarette but I can't because I quit (and I don't have any, otherwise I'd be smoking right now). The only reason this isn't killing me is the occasional cigar with my roommate. Don't smoke kids.

I'm sad. My webcam is broken and I can't show off my beard. However I think I might be shaving it into mutton chops this weekend, in which case I'll make a friend take a picture of me and send it to me so I can show you guys.

Your interpretation is all wrong, for you see, Mr.Kitterson is not a baker but an artist. The perpetual kneading of the dough isn't due to inability, but it is instead representative of the constant toil of the lower class that is required to sustain America and can even be extrapolated to represent the world on a whole. The fact that Mr.Kitterson never actually bakes anything is because the lower class aren't the ones who get to benefit from the fruits of their labor, no, they will never get to enjoy the delicious baked goods that are made. They simply knead. Nothing more, nothing less.

Still not writing my paper that is due tomorrow.

One day at work I found $5 in the parking lot about 10 seconds after thinking to myself how weird it was that I had never found any money before. Other than that I've found money a couple times, never more than $20. Although I did find headphones and an iphone at work in the same night. I kept the headphones but I knew who the iphone belonged to so I turned it in. Also morals and stuff. But mostly because I knew who's it was.

Unfortunately it turns out that the handle of vodka in my fridge has in fact been finished. So no drunk paper writing for me it seems.

So what you're saying is... I should get drunk and then write it?

I'm bored and don't want to write the paper I need to for English... what should I do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egmMMzt28g8 I don't know why I don't listen to more Cake.