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You would be able to sneeze, and when you sneezed, someone yelled "Ewww!" and covered their noses, which let go of their pet rocks, which would fall on a springboard and shoot a red partyhat into the air, then it would land on a roof falling into a gutter, then falling out, onto someone's big hat, then rolling off into the sewer. An alligator would start chewing it and it would be wet and soggy. The alligator would find it disgusting and spit it back out of the sewer into a black smiths house, flying over the fire, warming, falling in a slingshot, and shooting, landing on your head. Rofl.

Shrek the Third, anybody?

I loved it, but i think the 2nd one was a bit cooler, not the action in all, but how the storyline was written. Pirates 3 was very confusing though, but the action scenes and the rock and peanut scene was great. [hide]*sniff sniff* *walk walk walk* *sniff sniff* Peanut. *starts eating* *Shot by Jack Sparrow* My peanut[/hide]

Yeah, cool idea, I support, I also think when you do jumping jacks and push ups and stuff you would get a LITTLE amount of agility xp.

Thank you all for such kind feelings! Different than other threads I make :o

Ehhhh maybe :oops:

Please reply to this thread, I'd like to know your opinions on this!

No, cuz i wud b oohned wif da munsers d000d

Well I used to have a cat I loved and adored, and I named him Browny, and yes this was Runescape, I called him browny because he was a brown cat I got from gertrude. I shooed him, my best friend, when he became a fat [wagon] on Karamja. Dunno why.

First Quest: Perilous Piracy comes out for Stravagian! Support (of the whole idea) armourboy05

Stravagian Island Quest: Perilous Piracy Difficulty: Medium Requirements: 58 agility, 60 strength, 34 crafting, 30 construction, 50 thieving Items: Bring a weapon, food and defense! Also bring an enchanted Ruby Necklace, any kind of hatchet, and 5 ropes. Required: Completed Cabin Fever, Completed the Varrock Museum with Ruby Necklace to return to island, Priest in Peril. RECOMENDED GHOSTS AHOY! Start: Arthur Jadeson at the barge in Port Phasmaties Head to Port Phasmaties in many of the ways there is to get there. Go to the docks. On the south part of the docks should be a barge. Arthur Jadeson will recognize you as the one who completed the Varrock Museum. He asks you if you want to ride to Stravagian (Straw-vay-gee-in). Say yes. You will see a cutscene and get in a conversation with Arthur about your trips throughout Runescape. Then you should enter a dark place. You have landed on the island Munos. Right as the crew steps off the boat onto Munos, Davy Jone's crew emerges from the depths and tries to kill you. There is a safespot where you can commence home teleport, but if you can, fight off Davy Jone's crew with the band of explorers from the barge. After you kill the poor souls claimed by Davy Jones, they will go back to the depths and you and the crew will be alone again. You will receive Sanguinesti gunpowder. Some of the barge explorers, as naturally, will try to swim across the river the water region inbetween Kudos and Munos (Cooh-dose and Moo-nose). They quickly freeze to death and sink to the locker. The rest of them are shipwrecked on Munos. You are alone. You talk to the rest of the explorers and Arthur. You decide to head north. Take the MUDDY TRAIL, as the stone and dirt trail are crawling with monsters and undead pirates. You will find green poisonous roots. Cut them with your hatchet. There will be a meter at the top of the screen. This is the energy bar. There are 4 stages. Purple, red, yellow, green, green being the highest. It will slowly decline. Time your swings at the roots so the bar declines slower. If it falls below red, you will have to wait for it to return to high. After you have cut through the poisonous roots, follow the rest of the trail and avoid aligators. Stand on a stoney area, and Arthur will scan the area. A voice tells you to throw the gunpowder you got earlier into the river. Use gunpowder with the river rocks and it will explode when you throw it into the river. Undead Pirates from Davy Jones crew will emerge and teleport you to the top of Mount Parlay, on Kudos. Here there are more undead pirates and regular pirates fighting eachother. Avoid explosions from cannon fires and snow avalanches! Also avoid attackings from level 98 undead pirates and level 56 pirates. You and the other explorers, Arthur (there are 5 explorers now), spawned on the south side of the island. Go to the north. There is a small river, cut down the Murky Tree with your hatchet, Shape it into a Dugout and go down the river. You should now see a cutscene with the dugout going down rapids and rocks and junk. You should now be in the water region between Munos and Kudos. You can actually move the canoe around the water, being the first time on Runescape you can navigate through water. Head south, because Arthur tells you to, and you should find yourself in a pirates battlefield. There are 5 pirate ships and much smoke as they are battleing eachoter. Beware though, if you have your speakers too high, pirate yells and blasts will blast your speakers. your boat will sink as it is shot, so you and the others automatically swim to a small shipwreck. Use your agility level to swing from ropes dangling from ships, and land on a small piece of land which is all ice. there are a few islands to get to, so use your ropes with dry rocks on the small islands that have them. You should end up near the slayer tower. A funny cutscene will pursue and a squadron of 8 gnomes will spot you, and take you and drop you and the 5 explorers and Arthur at the crashed glider at the digsite. Arthur will tell give you your reward, start working on another barge, and tells you he may need your help in the future. Reward: Access to the pirate shop which Captain Jack Crow owns in Varrock. A couple dragon arrows and darts scavenged from the shipwreck you were on, varies from 5 to 10 in all. 4k agility experience, 4k strength, construction, crafting and thieveing experience. Ring of piracy, adds a +4 to strength, thieving, and defense. Tips: If you get off the island using any teleport or anything, use your ruby necklace to get back, and you'll be right back where you were when you left, with the band waiting for you. Pirate Shoppe: Dirty leather brown tricorn hat Dirty leather gray tricorn hat Large tricorn hat with feather dirty gray Bandanas in all colors Pirate torsos in all colors pirate leggings in all colors pirate boots Dirty leather brown tricorn hat with red bandana Dirty leather gray tricorn hat with blue bandana Pirate jacket, in black, red, brown, and gray, similar to the Random event's one, only in different colors Rum in glass bottle, it's wieldabe, and can be used as a weapon. When attacking someone, you smash it over there head, hitting 1-5 on them. But it lowers your thieving and agility Big boots Raggedy trousers Puffy trousers Torn trousers trousers with boot Straight cutlass Curved cutlass Jack's Parrot Cutlass, it's like the ones from pirates of the carribean, but it has a better attack and strength exp boost Raggedy pirate shirt, like mr. gibbs torn pirate rag shirt Ornate shirt dirty gray leather tricorn hat with a red bandana, an eyepatch, and it makes your face look like Jack sparrows.

Lol! W1nned!

OLD STRAVAGIAN ISLAND, FROM THE FIRST STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT NEW STRAVAGIAN ISLAND, MADE BY ME. Stravagian Island: A pirate battleground, many ships and deaths have accured there, and it is a cursed land. Soon it will be available to civilization after the barge funded by The Varrock Press finishes. The Varrock Museum workers have stated they found an island above Morytania, and it is found. Archeologists plan to discover more from this barren melting battlefield. Stravagian Island history, the land of half dark and half light: It is a cursed land ruled by Lord Drakan. He doesn't actually rule it, but claims it belongs to the Sanguinesti region. Every 1,000 years it rises from the murky depths along with the poor souls who died there and haven't crossed over. After it rises from Davy Jone's Locker every 1,000 years, it stays above sea level for 10 years. During this time many pirates try to claim this land for their own, but get killed in the process of making civilization. Then who originally owned this land? Davy Jones and The Flying Dutchman claimed this island but have a very weak foothold over it. The reason the souls claimed by this island haven't passed over is because they've been cursed to Davy Jone's locker and have become part of his crew. At the end of the 10 years the island is above ground, Davy Jones and his crew can come ashore to wipe out all pirates spoiling his land. COMING SOON: Landmarks, history and more!

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I hope I see you at the Rangers Forted event, so I can kill you. Every post of yours I've seen has been flaming someone like that one. If I went with your attitude, I could flame every single topic that's ever been made in the world. But if you really want me to make a video about that, I could do if for you. And about where these topics were, there's quite a few. There is one somewhere in General P2P and there were about 5 in the official forums, with hundreds of posts lol. :? I'm just mimicking other people as their flaming gets them a nice reputation. But flaming is OK on MY thread where on your thread it's bad? And how would you know if every post I make is a flame? I'm not in idiot, I can see through assuming.

Omg! PEople whined about dogs! Let's turn it into a serious discussion! But guess what? People complain about pkers too. Should we make a whole video of how people pk people? Omgwewillworshipyou!!!

Just to say, the Varrock Press is not a Runescape based paper more like a Role play Varrock based paper, in the Varrock Press, there is no such game called Runescape and no nerds typing keyboards. The most legit thing there is is when King Roald gets a haircut in Falador.

But it is true you can't denie that SOMETIMES (emphasis on sometimes) Jagex can be a little stupid, like for EXAMPLE (Emphasis on example) "It seems to us that a massive glitch where when you climbed up a lader it wouldn't play the emote, so we've delayed the update until next month to fix this deadly glitch."

Lol, you kiddies say oh yeah this month was great, but on other threads you moan "Jagex didnt gimme mai dragon platebody yet!!! GRR JIG EX SUXXXX!!"

You know what I hate? I hate obsessed little 12 year olds who play this game and skip through cutscenes and skip storylines just for a reward. Information from quests are funny and cool. I think the updates are good because Quests aren't just for getting rewards, they're cool, FUN addons to the game. That's why I hate pixel obsessed little kids (Not necessarily 12 year olds, but you all probably know what I mean, not being stereotypical to 12 year olds) Yes. I could think of so many better things they would be doing instead of that. It's all trash, people who believe that to be good got their rose sticked right into it, so much they can't realise the difference between a good and a bad update. How would it be possible anyway? A Runescaper only has two kinds of updates; good bad updates, and bad bad updates, they come to think that good bad updates are good updates :lol: OH? Really? So what would you like from an update? Free dragon platebody and Dragon abyssal whip? I wish ungrateful people would be, you know, grateful, that the quests actually give out something. OH yeah, it's a good update if the quest storyline stinks and is 5 minutes long if you get a dragon platebody in the end, but if it's long, fun, challenging and interesting with only a ring with some better stats at the end, it sucks.

Stonehenge, whatever, I just noticed it, no need to be Mr. Omg I'm A Kool Kid Who Makes Myself Look Hawt By Flaming People

I was looking through the varrock museum the day it was redone and one curious thing was noticed. I looked through display number 8 and said "Is that Stonehenge in Runescape?" I clicked on it and it said Druid's Circle. Is Jagex trying to state their beliefs or is it just a little joke? PIC: