Maleficus1055

It's all like "All my friends say I am a hard worker" and you put Strongly Agree, Agree, Unsure, Disagree, Strongly Disagree I mean, it's common sense to put Strongly agree and everyone's gonna do it, so why waste people's time?

Online job applications. When I want to apply for jobs I'd actually prefer going down to the mall and getting a bunch of them and sitting down with some coffee to fill them out. Instead, I get one paper app and the rest i have to navigate through the maze of a website to get to the damn application and fill it out and then fill out one of those generic personality test questionnaires at the end.

Honestly, I need to get most of my button-downs tailored. It's really a pain to find ones that fit my arms lengthwise and aren't then all big. I'll get them tailored after I (hopefully) get a job.

I went to the campus burrito place and the gay worker there was in a really good mood and was serenading me whilst making my burrito. I got to enjoy it for a good 10 minutes before it shredded through my intestines.

This.

I can't grow a beard 6'1 or so.

Some random girl walking by me today said "Hey! I really like your outfit!" That was kind of cool. What does TIF think?

I walked back into my dorm just now after class, and it literally smells like someone took a [cabbage] in the room. My roommate is [bleep]ing smelly. Opened the windows and door to air it out, and hopefully he takes a [bleep]ing shower.

"Lol dude epic fail" "yeah i totally herp derped" ALL OF MY RAGE

Can a mod please change my name in the index from Maleficus1055 to Boros? And delete my current indexes and index these? [hide=A][/hide] [hide=B][/hide] Thanks.

One of my friends is messaging me sending me a conversation he's having. This random Indian dude added him on facebook (from his college, which he hasn't started the year yet for), and was having a normal conversation then at like 1am just randomly asked if he was circumcised. Then tried to find out whether or not he shaves his pubes, all while insisting he isn't gay and just wanted to know "if other races do it" It's entertaining, at the very least.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. I'm TERRIBLE at stealth games and I'm trying to do a pacifist run of the game so I'm going pretty slow, but it's a really fun game. I got Dead Space as well but haven't started it.

I feel the same way and even games that I enjoy, I only play for an hour, or two tops, and then put back down. I think the reason (at least for me) is that I do more things these days. When I was a kid video games were all I did, and I played them constantly. Nowadays, my primary source of entertainment is music, then Magic, then facebook/TIF, then Stumpleupon, then other websites, and somewhere in there is video games. But it has to get balanced between all the other things I enjoy. EDIT: That being said, Skyrim has gotten me more excited than any game in months. The last game I got super excited for was Pokemon White, which I played 100 hours in about a month and never touched again cause my friends stopped playing. But I always pours hours upon hours into Elder Scrolls games, so it will likely rekindle my love of gaming,

So my school has what they call "Gatordollars", basically money that you load up on your ID and you get small discounts when you buy things at the student store and small eateries around campus. I never bothered to load any because it doesn't seem that worth it. What I just found out is that apparently they start all freshman off with 100$ in Gatordollars as a "welcome gift" sort of deal. Which translates for me into: IVE GOT FREE DR. PEPPER FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER, BABY.

Saw 2 dudes zooming around campus on Heely's today. No idea if they're making a comeback or if its just those two guys, but it brought a smile to my face.

The question is, do you care that it scrobbles the comedy? If not it can't "mess up" anything, just show that you listen to them. Otherwise, just turn off scrobbling while listening to them.

Depends on how the floor is, I guess. Like, my floor is pretty unsociable and quiet, so I think it would be okay since you wouldn't really run into the other person that much anyways if things head south.

Hey, while I'm at it might as well apply there too, since there's one next door at the mall.

Applying to be a professional thief (aka applying to Gamestop).

I'm sure your friends all see you as really edgy and cool.

You should try punctuation out, it's pretty cool.

They're.....watching porn together?

How about that on weekends my school's lunch schedule gets screwed up (Dining hall open from 10-2, then closed till 5 and open from then till 11) and I just missed it because of doing laundry so now I have to go pay for food >.>

[bleep]ing laundry machine ate my quarters and didn't give me credit, lost a dollar.