Maleficus1055

I don't mind most stand-up comics, but Lisa Lampanelli is the one woman I DESPISE. Her entire act is being all raunchy and unwomanly and talking about how she loves being a [bleep], then insulting the front row of her audience. [bleep] her.

Replace that gun with a baseball bat.

Lava-hot pizza and the mouth-roof burns that come with it.

I'm calling bull[cabbage]. You caught me man, I have nothing better to do with my time than lie to you guys on TIF. Anyway, my socks today smell like vinegar and it's weird and annoying.

Funnily enough, I wasn't even partying or anything. Cute German exchange student, met her in comm class today, got to talking, hung out with her.... Dat accent. Booze tastes yucky.

No, I finally hit puberty. No, it's the first one.

OTers, I am no longer Boros the boy, I am now Boros the man.

I'm either getting cheated or scoring big time on my math book. We only bought the book as a side thing, what we needed was the online access code it came with, it's the online textbook plus homework and all that for the course. That cost 130$. The company that made the online thing I guess screwed something up so bad that they can't justify making people pay for it, so it's now free. Problem is, everyone already PAID 130$ for it. If all goes well, we'll be getting a full refund and have a free online book for the year. If it doesn't, we paid 130$ for no reason because we didn't procrastinate paying.

I WAS gonna go check out downtown today, but not anymore. [bleep] this. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/bart-protest-monday-aug-29_n_940511.html

Woke up thirsty and wanting something sugary to get me up, didn't think I had anything. Opened the fridge just because and found my half-drank Mountain Dew from yesterday.

I didn't like it at first, but I forced myself to play it since I bought it and ended up loving it.

As for an actual story about today...well, we got a DnD group started for my building, it's me, this guy, and this other dude DMing and his girlfriend. With another girl potentially coming as well. But the DM's girlfriend looks EXACTLY like my ex, no joke. She's Cambodian and all too. Was a bit weirded out at first.

HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN HERE

When I go buy a [cabbage]load of Easy Mac and Top Ramen, but then forget to buy forks.

Upper half: Yes Lower half: NOPE

inb4 everybody posts more to get through those 3 pages

Just reading the description I still managed to always scroll to where I end up reading "I'M ONLY 13 AND I LIKE THIS REAL MUSIC AND NOT THE LADY GAGA AND KATY PERRY OF MY GENERATION THUMBS UP IF YOU SUPPORT REAL MUSIC AND AMAZING BANDS LIKE THIS"

When I wake up from a nap and feel all gross.

[bleep]ing love sushi.

Same here. I have to wear something. I feel...Naked with out my pajamas. No way.

I have a chrome extension that hides all Youtube comments.

When I sit on TIF and refresh OT every 5 minutes, nothing changes. When I leave and do something really quick for 10 minutes, all the topics I read instantly get replies.

Dear God, a friend of mine posted up pictures of her "MLP Birthday Party" on Facebook, with a Pony cake and a Pony pinata. How far is too far?

Having to write about something you could not care less about. I don't give two [cabbage]s about the people's rights to nutrition, and that makes it ll the more difficult to write a persuasive essay on. EDIT: Still managed to kick that essay's ass.