dragoonson

Planet hell got me into metal...Damned 6/6/06 vids made it overused >.< Orion got me into Metallica... And I think Nemesis got me into Arch Enemy's deathgrowl. Oh right.Living Dead Beat made me love the scream ^.^ Iron Man made me realise Ozzy's pretty okay,too.

I've played for 4 years...and I haven't got 8m exp,and have never seen a million gp.

Ekellstreep,absorbing the arrows the elves were firing at him,turned to the spellcaster.Nope,still preparations.Turning,he saw a arrow whizz past his right eye,cutting him,but also headed straight for Zerg's leg.Grabbing a healing draught(with less healing power than a potion),he tossed it to the man,still trying to get near to his "brothers". "A gift from your brothers,Zerg."Deception was the only way to get that man to do anything,apparently because he drank eagerly.Now Ekellstreep had to do more to stop the elves.He found that,much to his joy,he had enough favor with the God of Death to kill another elf,so he opened his mind,ignoring the "pat pat pat" of arrows lodging themselves in him.When he opened his eyes,an elf abruptly leaned on his friends,and dropped to ground,dead. Come on Klan,if I kill them all you'll hate me for sure.Just make sure you finish them though,Ekellstreep's running out of favor,he didn't get a chance to pray after the test.

Damn right!In fact,name stealing is exactly why I stopped joining clans.I mean back in the '04 I was a Servant of Kronos.Guess what,quite soon after some [wagon] made a new thread call Servants of Kronos,and ours,at around 1900 something posts got locked.Real nice. After about a year my friend asked me to join his clan.It was something like the Ancient Ones.About 400 posts in I saw a bigger clan called Ancient Ones.Great,now I'm in a copy-clan.It got locked,and soon I had to join a new clan(damn peer pressure) I joined the Uber Runners,they were a runner clan,which was great for me since I needed some bucks.Yeah,we got copied and locked. Damnit man,I wish people would do more research when coming up with a name.Unoriginalty ain't cool no more,its lost its...orignality.

Actually,more like November 2007-ish...

At least someone gets it!I'm going to put part 2 in,but for part 3 I'm going to need a few bios...Character creation is hard >.< Code below part 2 =P -Begin part 2- The Pony Crusaders were heading due West, in order to give the Monkey Templars time to catch up for a week now. While they had brought a million men, each mounted high on a pony (well, not so high then) , all armed to the teeth withbladed weapons and armored quite well in hide and chain mail, they had left a considerable amount of peasants behind, to build them a navy in their Pellstreep dock of Porthaven. A few feudal lords in their province of Otellmar were building up in their respective towns of Dlow, a port town, New Dlow, the latest advancement on the Dlowcity names, and Peeklo, the nearest town to the Kitty Raiders province of Rhaid. The Monkey Templars were much more simple, they were constantly training their peasants in combat, and keeping the more useless old bags at work mining in the mountain range around Tarabina. Meanwhile, in their province of Lalen, their peasants there were building defensive walls and towers, for a Kitty Raiders raid was imminent. Of course, they were at the same time obliged to march Northwest at an angle, so as to meet with the Pony Crusaders on their way West to the lands of the Turtle Resistance. The Kitty Raiders were trying very hard to equalize the training of their fighters and the gathering of their scarce resources. Their province of Rhaid was nearly empty, with most of the inhabitants off to fight in the Raids of the Kitty. So they ran, as fast as they could, and as far as they could within 8 hours before needing to sleep, and covered half the distance the Pony Crusaders and the Monkey Templars would need to in the exact time they did. Which is to say they were moving at similar rates. The Turtle-no, you know what? Im not even going to mention the Turtle ResistanceDoh! Perhaps while we pass this boring moment in history I actually tell you of the 4 high gods I mentioned earlier? Good. The Holy High Pony is the one the Pony Crusaders believe in. He has scattered a dumps worth of relics across the land, and the one they desire the most would be the Pony Grail. Ook is the Monkey Templars God, he is basically like Donkey Kong, but faster. So this carries over to his worshippers, and they have fantastic battle reflexes. As for the Kitty Raiders, they worship the High Cat Upstairs. I dont really know what he does, but they are more feline. As for the Turtle Resistances God? Nobody knows outside the Resistance, theyre too slow explainingBut I would guess hes rather slow and lazy. Hah. Eighth deadly sin-be a member of the Turtle Resistance Okay, the armies are still moving like the Turtle Resistance with a major hangover on crutches. Im going to skip forward to the first attack the Crusaders and the Templars have on a small town (not on the map) in the Turtle Resistances land. Unlike their hosts, these tribal natives are fast and have blowtubes, not guns. Guns dont exist. However, the Monkey Templars are equally agile, jumping on the branches that their infantry do, in the flight. The Monkey Templars are able to catch up quickly, but with their lack of experience with their morningstars, many knock themselves out. Thankfully, some men have maces, which they swing at bone crushing speeds. Strangely, tribal bones are broken, I wonder why. The Pony Crusaders are fast on land, rushing in to take out the blow-tubers. While they have training in the lance, the sheer space their pony mounts take up confuse them, and many are shot, or stabbed by others. Soon, they have taken out all the armed defenders of the tribe, as they gather in the village, taking slaves with them, they sit around the camp fire and discuss their mistakes. The Monkey leader, who I shall name for you, his name is Maine Tekal. Yeah, well he speaks first. I noticed, when my men with the morningstars were spinning their morningstars, you guys were spinning it in front of your face. I suggest you spin them by your side, as quickly as you can, because that puts more damage behind your blow. And be careful with your spinning, Ive seen you guys hit yourself, and your monkey. Do that again and the monkey will spank you (just like in Soviet Russia) . The guys with the mace. You want to use both hands, and swing as wide an arc as you can. Sensing his friend is done, Stevenson Spykre now speaks. Hes the Pony leader, if you were wondering. Okay, I want to congratulate you guys on our first victory within an hour, with no casualties. We counted, and no bodies. Well, not from our men. Anyway, guys. Pony Crusaders. You need to coordinate your strike. Perhaps work out an agreement that only the first two, or three rows attack defenders, unless there are more, or something like that. And I have seen you guys stab other ponies while out there. You want to be more careful, if we are to find the Pony Grail. So, the next time we go into battle, I want you guys to be more cooperative with our allies, the Monkey Templars he motions, and the Monkey Templars cheer And try to practice your weapons while we are traveling. Now, we are going to leave a small portion of us here, led by our Captain Dingle and he actually has a contingent he wants to have with him. Maine are you leaving any Templars with us? No, none. Very well, a cheer for Captain Dingle please the entire crowd shouts a Rah! and is dismissed. And so the Collective Alliance of the Pony Crusaders and the Monkey Templars has won the first clash of their Crusade, or Venture. Whatever, lets call it a Holy War. The Collective Alliance of the Pony Crusaders and the Monkey Templars has won the first clash of the Holy War Much better. -End part 2- So anyway,here's the code I want you to use.PM me or post it here,doesn't really matter.Actually,posting here would be better,its easier for me to remember that way. [b]Name:[/b] [b]Deity(Crusader or Templar?):[/b] [b]Weapon(Remember the weapon restrictions in my ugly art...):[/b] [b]Favourite food:[/b] Feel free to add anything else,but bear in mind that there are only humans(and whatever the Gods send)on Azreh-Goff.Please try to use realistic names though,like instead of Bluejayfan,Bluejay(like in the lost library) will do...

Wasn't there another class?You know with more...bullets...? Name:Vladmir Shinov Age:33 Class:Criminal Skills: (If any you can choose.)I'll take one in improv...and 2 in Electrical Engineering Basic History: (Brief or long as you like.)He was a bombmaker previously.After 10 years his skill maybe a bit rusty though.

Ekellstreep,seeing his companion cast a potentially powerful spell,grabbed Zerg roughly by his shoulders and dragged him behind the spellcaster.Casting a few spells to ward off danger,he dashed in,his club raised,ready to protect his companion from the elves. With the help of his Gods,Ekellstreep sent a sudden gust of wind into the elves,knocking one out,but the rest stood firm. Your turn,Klan...

I don't know I think the image broke.I'll have to re-scan it tomorrow... Yup,I actually have part 2 ready... And I'm sure you'll do it well.Just go by the description please,not how I influenced,its interesting to see how people interpret them.Well,not my classmates.They suck at reading. EDIT:Actually,I fixed it.Yay!

8/10.The render (assuming its a render used...) is very dark.Can hardly see the guy's face.

Hmm,I fold my hair up in sleep too...I do that after haircuts too,apparently. I only clip my nails when taking a dump.I only take dumps when my nails have enough "yellowish brown" at the tip of the to clip. I sometimes stand up to spin my chair while at the computer. I need music when doing ANYTHING where concentration is important.Like D&D,homework(strangely,I don't need music in school lol) and forum browsing(especially on a forum where trolling is easy.Not 4chan.Hate 4chan.) If asked how I know somethings,which I have no explanation for (like a hunch...) I say "There is a disturbance in the force"

Hey guys.I'm Dragoonson,since my real life initials and online initials are always 'D',my friends call me D-man,so I don't mind if you do that too. Anyways,The Goffen Holy Wars take place in the same world as my Kardish RP,so you may want to check it out...I split the story into parts,because of three reasons.First,I come up with the basic plot of a story but usually fail to come up with the "body".Second,I find it builds up suspense if I get it right.Third,I quite often get distracted while writing,so saving under parts informs me where I left off,and helps me remember my plot with less reading. Anyway,I have some Artsy Fartsy maps and (okay,kind of sucky) drawings of the...typical warrior of each side.Hawk,I absolutely disallow you to see these until you finish those drawings lol,if you're going off my description I want to see how good they are... [hide=Artsy Fartsy!] [/hide] So with very little ado,I present part one,complete with the tags so you know when I've stopped talking... Oh right,more ado(I know,this isn't really the word for delay,but I'm making fun with "Without further ado")...I don't know how you would classify this,but I classify it as "Historical Fictional (Fantasy) Comedy",so judge it with that in mind,please. -Begin part 1- The continent of Azreh-Goff. Exists on the same plane and sphere as Kardish and Desmar. While the Desmonians left their continent, that desolate and harsh place, and the Kardians fight among themselves for territory, the Goffen have been a grateful and peaceful community for years. Sadly, the four deities that looked over the Goffen had such conflicting beliefs that if you believed in one, you wouldnt believe in another. After three dynasties of peace, each lasting perhaps 400 years, the Turtle worshipping people seemed to be next in line. Unfortunately, since they had a lack of locations for pilgrims to go to for prayer, they were deemed unworthy of the ruling title, even though the supreme lands were controlled by the Turtle worshippers. A violent argument broke out among the three leaders, the representative for the Turtles being too slow to arrive on time, each side citing their own reasons. The Monkey worshipper had his claim, for he was next in line. The Pony worshipper had his claim, for his people were most beloved by the gods. The Cat worshipper claimed that most Goffen subscribed to his beliefs. None would agree any with the other, though the Pony worshipper and the Monkey worshipper had been trading goods throughout the Cat worshippers reign. Slowly but surely, the arguments spread across the streets of every city, across the continent. From the center of the lands of our Turtle worshipper friends, each leader returned to their respective pilgrimage point, just as the representative arrived. The Pony worshipper to Ponysalem in Pellstreep, the Monkey worshipper to Mesomokey in Mawdow, and the Cat worshipper, who now changed to a Kitty worshipper, to Lidderbock in Kitslund. Having to travel the same route back to their homelands, the leaders of the Pony and Monkey worshippers discussed and bickered along the way. They agreed that it was true, the Kitty worshippers were indeed many in number and strong in resolution, that the only way to defeat them would be to form an alliance, and battle for the throne later. Within 2 months, each leader had arrived in their respective places of worship and pilgrimage (except for the Turtle leader, his people were still building their temples). After months of preaching within the city capital, also the place of pilgrimage, and throughout their territory, each side had been well equipped and trained for the upcoming war. The Pony worshipper, had dubbed his men the Pony Crusaders, gave many holy mounts, obviously ponies. They had fashioned strong swords and even stronger lances from the metal that had been given to them by the Monkey worshippers when they were trading. They had stocks for several years of fighting, and had arranged for fresh caravans of food to be sent to their location every month or so. They had armored themselves with chain mail fitted over leather, to absorb much of the impact that blunt weapons have. They donned holy helmets worn in their pilgrimage, for more divine protection, held out their blazing red flags proudly and began the march back into the lands of the Turtle worshippers. The Monkey worshippers, meanwhile had been closely communicating with their allies, now dubbed the Pony Crusaders. They decided within themselves they wanted a similarly cool name, and soon agreed on the Monkey Templars. They were an elite fighting force, small in number, but high in skill. Agile and extremely adaptable, they fashioned robes from layers and layers of animal hide, created huge tower shields to protect themselves, and with the help of their Crusader allies, made some bone crushing morningstars and maces to go with them. As a bonus to those who were especially skilled with their weapons, the lord gave them monkeys to sit on their shoulders, granted by their gods. Similarly donning their holy pilgrimage helmets, they marched off to the North, green banners flying in the air, to meet their Crusader allies, and their Kitty worshipping enemies. Deep in the city of Lidderbock, the Kitty worshippers had been worshipping, and sleeping for sixteen hours a day. They were able to get enough work done before sleeping that they were ready for the war all the same. With their tendency to attack half-heartedly, doing massive damage before giving up to go to sleep, they found themselves similar to raiders, thus dubbing themselves the Kitty Raiders. Equipping themselves with simple weapons like the short bow and dagger, they slid on their flexible plate armor, and donned holy headbands, they prepared their five million strong army with enhanced senses for war. Heading Southeast to the lands of the Turtle worshippers to meet the Pony Crusaders and the Monkey Templars Now, dont get me wrong, the Turtle worshippers had also been preparing for the invasion. They took a month to decide on their cool, ominous name, which happened to be the Turtle Resistance, and the other to come up with defenses. Unfortunately, I doubt they will be able to finish setting up the structure of their walls before the invaders sweep in and prepare for war Now you do realize, each side has their own name for the wars? For example, the Pony Crusaders call them the Pony Crusades. Oh, and the Monkey Templars call the Templic Ventures. The Kitty Raiders happen to call them the Raids of the Kitty, quite obviously. And the Turtle ResistanceI dont know, theyre too slow, but Id suggest the Oh My Gods the Turtles Must Survive This!? wars -End part 1-

You sit and read!?I know its better for the eyes but I really can't stand it.I have to be standing or lying down or its hard. As with watches,I actually wear mine on the right (correct right,as in my left hand) hand.I must do all activities that make me wet without it,but I can't leave home without it.Even if I'm in the bus,I get out and take a bus back just to get it...I was late for school because of that once,I became the "special case" student lol >.< \

I really want to thank you.Its your great work and...hard work(lol,I know you guys do more than that,I just can't really...remember.I knew once,really.) that keeps the place running.I have made a lot of people I consider friends,and with this great community more are being added to my list. Thank you for this :ugeek:

You're wrong.It can,or can be not proven wrong. You have to prove this wrong to continue the game.

A very long passage from my Kardish RP,was saving it onto my computer...

Paradox

Kay,quick question.This Zerg guy,can he fight?Oh and how much experience do we get from that "test"?I'm keeping track of my progress,so its helpful to know experience gain...

Had alchohol precariously perched above some pyrotechs I've been known to screw up with... There's an upside in that I'm excused from homework until my hand heals...Like you can see the frikking flesh burnt...

Well,I used to be in Bravo,so Beta would be nice...

"Relax friend."Ekellstreep notices Brayen,ready to heal him."I am a holy man,I am able to heal myself for now.Lets see where this water's coming from before we heal me,lest you lose some of your magical ability,or I lose my divine favor." He climbs higher,until he can reach the hole in the ceiling.He wipes his bleeding hands on the ankles of his boots and reaches forward.No,too far for his fingers.He uses his club now,its hooked slightly for that reason. And now he hangs a few feet off the ground,with only a wooden club to hold him up.Struggling,he tries to pull himself up...

Dude,if you're new,no-one's seen you,you've seen no-one...Wait a bit,be patient. 0

Yes,the wizard was previously quite powerful,but the whole point of choosing wizard was the ability to choose which spells you want to use,even the "useless" ones,but now many spells have been taken out (from what I hear) and that removes our versatility.Most of the spells taken out I would have probably used,and sadly,now the wizard is similar to a soceror based on intel with one spellcast.I'm not saying he can't change spells,if your that slow,its just he doesn't have much versatility as before. Druids and clerics,yeah quite powerful,but most of the enemies the spells are targeted against don't come around everyday,and stuff like that...Haven't really induldged in those classes though. Tell me though,are prestige classes still around?Does the DM book list any new ones? EDIT:Sorceror's gone for warlock!?Erm...wearing light armor isn't much of a bonus...

I clicked the topic before I realised it wasn't Cindy Crawford :x ...I like the look of the red one,has a feeling of originality and symmetry,and I love how you managed to get 619 in there...Seriously wtf is with 619?(I prefer the red 619,simultaneously blends in and sticks out,if that makes sense)

By Twilight do you mean the Warriors series?The one with the cats? I love J.R.R. Tolkein and his friend.C.S. Lewis' work,the Narnia movies hardly do justice to it,and they didn't follow the time line =(. Didn't really like Harry Potter,though.It was great when it first came out,and I was like 7,but at this point I (sorry) found Deathly Hallows a bit predictable. And I agree,I love fantasy,and historical fiction,but I don't really get the Ranger's Apprentice...I dunno. Oh,but one of my favourite books has to be that one with the portrait,and as the guys does bad things the portrait ages.Can't remember the name,but I think he was one of the original Extraordinary Gentlemen(The era with that vampiress,and came out in the movie)...His name was something Gray I believe?