dragoonson

The Iron Maidens.Not only do they do Iron Maiden,they's all chicks.

Dragoonson resolves to be less of a bastard. Dylan however,resolves to activate caps locks in real life more often.Cruise control.

It snowed then it rained.So I stepped out expecting an eyeful of snowflake,I get rain.Hurts when you don't expect it.

I shat myself in the public pool and a coupl'a lumps fell out on the way to the toilet.Worst feeling ever.

You lie. This: is the best part of the Christmas meal. God I want it NOW. Does it come with mayonaise?

This is me,once again,NOT THINKING. Wildcard guess.

OVER 9000.C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Do think once in a while :roll: This is the product of me NOT THINKING for a whole minute: As you can see,nothing happens when not thinking.Oh but I bet genii like you already knew that.

I fixed your numbers for you.

But why would people like a dog that fecates you?

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson

I don't think I've seen a positive comment from you yet :| They don't come out often.But come on you know they exist. Also,my well thought-out,long and really nice post in Kranked's attempted murder thread was entirely ignored.

Cabbages? :lol: Wait, I'm guessing you meant to say Shih Tzu? [cabbage] akeinzers?

Hmm change the game to Real Life and I will tell you what YOU have done.

You like this song,don't you? Sea of Sorrow-Alica in Chains :twss:

Also,no one plucks stuff off dodgeball or can hold it in one hand.

Those who don't join quote chains just to raise post count.Come on people,you took up half the page with meanless asshattery.If only these were the KoLchatums.You'd all be banned,rules 9,10,11. 9)-And so on... 10)-And so forth... 11)-Its ridiculous,its not even funny.

6,489[people]/km2 Stupid people hatin',yo.

You like Aizen Sosuke, don't you? ;) My power would probably be best described as complete control over the elements Fire and Darkness. If you want a more in-depth description, I can provide one. Darkness is a element? :| But go on, like shadows and stuff? You guys are wrong.The 5 elements are red,blue,white,green and black.None of this fire and darkness [cabbage].

Developed countries wouldn't have to import products from 3rd world countries, pretty much every country would be able to live off their own land. Yeah because 6,489/km^2 people in Singapore (4.8 million,so how many km^2 is that?) can live on 500 monkeys in the forested areas and zoo animals.

I had 4 in a row doing a level 3,so count yourself lucky.It was immediately followed by a sara mage clue.The worst TT I ever got,it made me T.T

Space Oddity-David Bowie.For a 1969 MV,he's got style.

Third ball?Fourth?

I'd raise them up so they can stand on mountains.I'd raise them up to walk on stormy seas.They'd be strong standing on my shoulders.I'd raise them up to be slightly less than I could be.

The world bends to my will.