dragoonson

Manual transmition?Know how to drive a stick?Good hand-eye coordination?Ran out of entendrés. I am proud to say I have ridden in the trunk of a Ferrarri.Totally not because I was playing around with the valet and got locked in.It was fun until they got me out at the drunk breathalyser check point and that guy vomited on me.It was enough for me to wish I was drunk,and that I was Zoey.Or Francis,but I don't hate cops.

To ants?When the ants invade I might die laughing thinking of that. I think getting started playing The Game was stupid,as was getting hooked on porn.Disregarding Chinese early on,telling my mom interpretative river dance would be better than EC Judo.Red Bull addiction.Alcohol.Getting mixed with figging asshats.

I always played L4D like a movie.You know,helpless girl goes to another helpless girl and,what do you know,instead of a lesbian scene,you get a bunch of other guys screaming curses at you for why you did that.And then I answer "Didn't you want a lesbian scene?"

Had a meaningful MSN to my friends at home and apparently,the best names to go with my last name go: Worf Data Darth Longpause Afanghis Andromeda Legolas Vandalay Arathorn Sun Gilthanas Starbreeze To my last name of Tan.I have a feeling they were doing this more to annoy me though. Arathorn Tan sounds good,though,eh?His son would be rightful heir to Gondor regardless what [cabbage] I do!

Kid who gets in trouble for things he doesn't do (not much) and gets other people in trouble for things he actually does (a lot). Also,revamped list. Rare pets-Familiars Common pets-Animal Companions Bargain with cashiers Purposely failing (wild spam on wrong fret) online,claiming "WTF is righty flip?" Drinks go in [wagon] pocket,tend to condense/spill and give me butt pee.NOT INTENTIONAL,just habit =(. Lay focus on wrong words in puzzles. Everything people say invokes a giggle. Body slams self into wall and ask where the little punk went. Cannot compute a lot of stupid things. Will lapse into WLIAA games without prior notification. Captain,I am unable to compute why pushing a person into the water is considered humorous. Fut there fe nothing wrong with feing a fastardly son of a fitch,fe there?

82*60 is?We start our countdown there.

New Crappypolka. You grab a roasting stick and mercilessly skewer your marshmallow. As you roast, you listen to a spine-curdling, blood-tingling tale from Roger Kenny, the Roastmaster: "Way back in the annals of history," Roger begins, holding a flashlight under his chin for maximum spooooky effect, "there was a poor young man who fell in love with the daughter of a wealthy nobleman. The daughter was a beautiful young lady, but a little strange -- she always wore a green ribbon coiled tightly around her neck. But the young man loved her, even though she would never take the ribbon off..." "She never took it off? It must have smelled like a zmobie's gym socks!" a fellow roaster says. "Well, it did," Roger continues, "in fact, many speculate that it was once a white ribbon. Any way, they got married, and on their wedding night the young man went to undress his bride, but when he went to take off the green ribbon, she backed away. 'You must never take it off,' she said, but he wouldn't listen. He grabbed the ribbon and pulled, spinning his young bride around like a top. And when the ribbon came off..." "Let me guess..." "She had a fairly comical birthmark underneath! It was shaped exactly like one of the more unfortunately-named constellations. All her life, she would rather die than have people tell her 'there's a pork sword on your neck. Want another one?'" "Well, that's fairly anticlimactic," your fellow roaster says. "Ah, but what happened next is the important part. The young man began to laugh, and laughed so hard he doubled over, and he fell on the floor beneath the noblewoman's family crest, and as he pounded the wall the crest fell on him, and its crossed swords barely nicked his face. Oh, and also cut his head clean off." Roger pauses, so as to avoid a paragraph break, and continues, "his head went rolling across the room, wailing, as his young bride wept and said 'I told you not to take it off!' And some say to this day the ghost of that young man's head still haunts us. They call him Nearly Nickless Head." Man, that was a spooky story. You feel ice water run through your veins as you contemplate the Rube Goldberg-esque machinations of Death.

Yes. And as we all know, arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics, blah blah blah. Pain Olympics. And now I can't say anything since my sister does it. :thumbup:

I was on a bus earlier and to Avantasia's Trapped in Neverland I had a battle fantasy.Nothing perverted,just how awesome it would be to fight GoW-looking henchmen,and undead.With my fists and a sword I found.Maybe a full set of knightly armor.And of course a red cape. Before I finished my mental description,the song ended :( .Saddest part,I was going to actually start killing.

Oops I did it again-CoB.Why couldn't Britney have done something similar while she was insane and bald?

I blame God.Stupid garden of Eden thing.Imagine not having to crane your neck to look down a blouse/up a skirt.Manly hugs would also be a lot less manly,though.

Boxers to the Theatres. Trying to use Maths to solve the problems of the universe. Being paralyzed,wheelchair-bound and a genius with more IQ than RuneScape put together,including you guys. Being a purple-hulk,and at one point,starring in a comic series. Too obvious?

I want something like Pandemic.In a conquer the world sense.You plan out your battle then enter it to make sure bots don't screw up,and you can spawn wherever you control/under any class,like Battlefield. Basically a mix of AoE,Battlefield,all FPS's,some RPG's,and IRL:The Game (you just lost)

Small argument that makes me never want to go anywhere with my parents.Happens everytime,and yet I never learn.

My dad used to have a 2 door Tiburon, I don't see how you could possibly fit 6 people in that thing. :lol: Asians man.I can vouch we are small in stature,and since we are midgets,have huge [bleep]s.

Zoey? Next time I'll play,but I has no mikes,kay?

I understand how you feel about your religion and all,but restricting things because of it is stupid. Metallica's James Hetfield is I believe,Christian.

T'was 10 minutes after christmas In a town that just had christmas Somewhere in Sainte-Julie Where Jesus had his Nth Jubilee Everyone was gleeful, Everyone ate to be full. Except one little grinch, Who liked to give babies a pinch. He didn't like giving, Nor did he like taking. Bah,humbug,he said as he went ,round He was stealthy,and moved without sound. Sometimes he'd peek in windows Past all the layers of snow And he'd see a family Snuggled up all comfortably And he'd think in jealousy, "Why is this not me?" Until one family spotted him. Guess what they did for him? Finish him!

... Exactly.The less said the better.

Yeah,Call of Ktulu.The lyrics just mean so much to me.

We went from a what may be a good foot to small little patches of barely an inch.[bleep] rain.

Next time we should 8 of us be online for a vs mode and help each other get achievements. Last vs mode I did was No Mercy,where they get the climax.I get a tank bash them all.Was going to try and get All4Dead,then I lagged out. :thumbup:

Maths is a science? I like bio,its good to know what does what,and also,reproduction! Chem is fun,and I find it bloody easy to remember chemicals. Physics is a real [bleep] though,I can remember formulae,but I forget them during exams,or my practical fails.

Retrieved your original hard copy,babe.

Epic Expert finale yesterday.We were all at like 30,and had used up our health packs before we even reached the radio.So when we radioed we had 80 health and no health pack. Fun,the moment a tank showed up we scattered,and the other 3 got incapped by regulars,tank comes for me I get knocked off.Epic.