I had an infinity hat, infinity boots, and about 4m cash when I decided I wanted a dragon scimitar, and nobody would sell. So, I grabbed a banana, my greegree, and tele runes, not bothering to clear the junk out of my inventory. I tele in, turn into a monkey, run down and buy a scimitar, and then I get ready to tele back out. Since you can't cast mage with a greegree on, I take off the greegree and click varrock teleport. WHOOPS! I have 1 law, 1 air, and 3 fires! So, now I'm standing, human, in the middle of ape atoll, being hit with like 5 range attacks, holding something like 7m in my inventory. I make a mad dash to the upstairs of the ape room again, and I calm myself and survive with 9 hp. Boy, that was a close one.