sonerohi

It's my 'thing' because all of the fourth and fifth grade I was in every class except my homeroom due to being in trouble from getting in fights at recess, lunch, in class, in the bathroom, at gym, at art, at the computer lab, library, music room... Kids just wouldn't leave me alone and when I said things back they threw punches. They never did learn that I threw them harder when I was mad. Also, Lenin has the gist of what I said. I could get straight A's if I applied myself, but I'd rather read and draw and socialize. It just so happens that I can't flirt because no girls ever seem to catch onto the whole 'hitting on them' undertones. That doesn't mean anything. Actually, yes it does. It relates to when I said I was one of the brightest kids in my grade level, but I don't try to do schoolwork so I get mediocre grades.

I'd make people acting stupid illegal. I don't care if you literally don't understand what something is, but when someone does know and you're talking to them about it and they say 'Whats a ____', that really pisses me off.

It's my 'thing' because all of the fourth and fifth grade I was in every class except my homeroom due to being in trouble from getting in fights at recess, lunch, in class, in the bathroom, at gym, at art, at the computer lab, library, music room... Kids just wouldn't leave me alone and when I said things back they threw punches. They never did learn that I threw them harder when I was mad. Also, Lenin has the gist of what I said. I could get straight A's if I applied myself, but I'd rather read and draw and socialize. It just so happens that I can't flirt because no girls ever seem to catch onto the whole 'hitting on them' undertones.

The always-reading kid, "mr friendzone" (made by my friends since all of the hot girls at our school absolutely adore me... as a friend), the nice-guy, mr karate, scrapper (stuck with me since 5th grade, when I beat down a couple bullies that were picking on me and a girl), le doodler, the underacheiver, and the smart guy. Overall I'm a nice, attractive-but-not-in-the-sexual-way, genius who has no drive to earn the grades he can get, that does karate, doodles and reads books constantly, and won a small fight four or so years ago.

Wait you're confusing me now. Is the power controlling kinetic energy or potential energy? I think he's just talking about telekinesis. To run4runes: potential as in the ability to be awesome. Not potential energy, potential. to aquariusman: It could be used kind of like it, except that my way would be funner because energy can also cause heat, whereas standard telekenisis definitions have no such ability. So I could enflame someone within a tornado of energy.

Pretty sure the lightbulb set down some foundations for stuff like the TV.

Are you going to answer me directy or is "get bent" about as enlightening as it gets? For you to presume that other people with outwardly genuine feelings about something are all BSing is absurd, and it only makes you out to sound bitter and twisted about your own experiences. I have an idea for you. Every time you, sonerohi, ever say that you're happy, I'll deride your claim by calling it BS. Because clearly, I know the way around your banal, bitter little thought processes better than you do. If you would read my post, sir jackass, you'd see that I said it's their deal if people actually feel that way. What I said was it pisses me off for the warm fuzzy people trying to feel overly important for something like simple deskwork. You are perfectly allowed to feel happy, but when you try to go around glorifying your volunteer work is when it pisses me off.

Sorry but I agree with Tripsis. And perhaps your gain is a positive gain. Perhaps your motive is to provide a good example for others and for your own children to carry on the butterfly effect that you're projecting in to the world. That's a great gain in some way, isn't it? I'd have to agree with l0rd. I think people are inherently selfish and will do good things (charity) for that good feeling. It's not neccessarily a bad selfishness, but selfishness nonetheless. There are exceptions of course, but most people do not do charity purely for the work itself. I think the people who always say the 'It gives me a good feeling/warm feeling/fuzzy feeling etc.' are BSing it. I do volunteer work all the time and it feels like crap. I move crates in a warehouse that provides food for nearby families that have financial problems. Every time I go and work there I feel like killing all the people who go 'oh its so easy for us to help you and it makes us feel so good'. You have to sit at a freaking counter and give them directions to the food distribution room. [bleep] you. If you had to do some real damn work you would hate helping others. Your denying that people get a "fuzzy"(good) feeling when volunteering? Many people don't focus on such the physical side of things, and their emotions and motives outweigh their temporary unpleasantness. And your hostility doesn't help anything, nor do you have the right to define "real work" and say that I haven't done it. If this "emotions>unpleasantness" idea doesn't apply to you, then I'm guessing your required by your school or parents to do the volunteer work. Am I right? It was a project a friend was doing. I just felt obligated to help him. I really am only venting it on the people that do the nothing type jobs that require you to hand someone a piece of paper or other work, and then they say they're all tired and crap, but at least their happy for helping someone. If you find that work strenuous, maybe you should try giving a little props to the people that do the harder work. If people really feel that way, grats. It's the people who try to act like they just improved a bajillion and one lives by pointing out a room or handind out a pamphlet. I.E. the people that brag about helping when all they did was piddle around. And warrior, get bent.

The ability to spawn and control kinetic energy. Losing a race? Fire off some beams of kinetic energy from your feet and hands to effectively force yourself through the air and fly to the finish. Too lazy to grab the remote? Create kinetic energy behind the remote, and suck it in towards your hand. It'd hit and move the remote towards you. So much potential with it.

Sorry but I agree with Tripsis. And perhaps your gain is a positive gain. Perhaps your motive is to provide a good example for others and for your own children to carry on the butterfly effect that you're projecting in to the world. That's a great gain in some way, isn't it? I'd have to agree with l0rd. I think people are inherently selfish and will do good things (charity) for that good feeling. It's not neccessarily a bad selfishness, but selfishness nonetheless. There are exceptions of course, but most people do not do charity purely for the work itself. I think the people who always say the 'It gives me a good feeling/warm feeling/fuzzy feeling etc.' are BSing it. I do volunteer work all the time and it feels like crap. I move crates in a warehouse that provides food for nearby families that have financial problems. Every time I go and work there I feel like killing all the people who go 'oh its so easy for us to help you and it makes us feel so good'. You have to sit at a freaking counter and give them directions to the food distribution room. [bleep] you. If you had to do some real damn work you would hate helping others.

I hope so. It'd be challenging.

And when you ask someone their favorite color everyone chooses from red, blue, green, yellow, black, white, orange, purple, and pink. Silver and teal. U lose/10. I've got things I want to do, but not any resolutions. I set goals not self-ultimatums.

I've got a rather recent one. Some friends and I had the brilliant idea of making snowballs, soaking them in flammable liquids to make them burnable ice-balls (once the liquids froze) and then using these for epic snowball fights whilst on sleds. There were four or five of us, and we were going to use teams, a driver and a thrower, mario kart style. Well, we wanted to do it right after school on a nearby hill, in order to show off to the largest crowd. So, me and the other guys each draw straws for who brings sleds and who brings lighters and many various flammable liquids (we had not the time to research the freezing points for the materials we had). I had to bring in the liquids, and guess what happens? I left my phone on in my locker (against school rules) and my friend calls me. He has a special ringtone on my phone, that uses several swears, and this thing is blasting from my locker. I get a detention for the music, inspected by the police over the liquids, and another detention for the liquids. And then none of the stuff froze so our snowballs were rather not-worth it.

You are now aware that your inner head voice is Bob Saget. XD

Keep in mind that if it ever does come down to a war between vegetarians and omnivores then think of this: We omnivors can cannibalize our fallen and the fallen of the enemy, whereas you vegetarians will have to gnaw at our clothes and rip up the grass for sustinence. I think eventually in a running fight like that, you veggie lovers would use up all your food and lack the energy to fight, and we would kill you all.

Me? :D Anyone sensible enough to prepare for the zombie hordes, via wooden bolts that can be made on the go instead of limited gunpowder and shell storages.

[Archi rolled a 5 and Hawkxs rolled both a 5+1 and a 4] Zax's shot burst through what remained of the wall, since the crater took up half of the whole wall area, and squeezed through, hoping to get around behind the enemy or at least to sneak away if victory wasn't plausible. Athos made a streamlined wave of magic ripple across the front of his sword as he cut through another goblins neck, the force of the magic making the head shoot like a cannon towards the ceiling. He then jumped forward under a Dark-dwarves axe, using his rolling momentum to spring forward and scramble out of the crater, and through the other wall-jole. Player changes: Archi now has 1 and 6/20ths of a level in fire magic. Hawkxs has 9/10ths a force magic level. Enemy changes: Goblin1:8 health Goblin2:Dead. Goblin3:6 health Goblin4:9 health Goblin5:Dead. Goblin6:9 health Dark-dwarf1:11 health Dark-dwarf2:11 health Dark-dwarf3:11 health Just realized I've been a tad leniant on the brutal-and-horrific-death-due-to-being-outnumber-and-unskilled department. I.E. You guys have been killing these guys from ranged distance while they are melee, and then killing the one guy that can get you before he moves. Luckies, may just have to add some rangers in the next fight though : .

SEVERELY IMMATURE SEVERELY IMMATURE But SEVERELY FUNNY. [bleep] on pick up lines are supposed to be funny/immature. Thats why only idiots use them. Why the double quote?

Wait a second. Are you condoning perverted comments? The world wouldn't be a very pleasant place if everyone spoke their minds 100% of the time. I'm merely saying that the fact that someone makes such a comment does not give you a right to think yourself above them merely because you decided to withhold such a comment. We're men, we like breasts, it's basic evolutionary biology. Although being rude to someone's face is not something I condone, making a comment such as that to a group of friends, even if it is perverted and immature, does not necessarily put one at a lower level of maturity to you in the cases where such a thought is much like an elephant in the room. I'm making this point not to condone being immature and perverted, but to bring light to my personal belief that statements of his like "95% of the people of in my class are drooling morons" are unjustified, and to be honest and to put it nicely, extremely snobbish. If you continually hold yourself as "above" the rest of your class, if you find them not worthy of you based on your own sense of how mature you are, you will never gain the social experience it requires for you to actually reach the level of maturity you think you are at. I just don't want you to cling to that belief so much it ends up hurting you in the long run :| . Chill out, if you don't want to be rude you don't have to make or verbally agree with some comments, but don't make that detract from your social interaction. You're 13, you're young; enjoy it while you can :P . [Note] Reb is exactly right. Around that age, I didn't get even 1/5ths the inuendos that my friends and everyone else were saying, but I didn't just stop socializing because of the morales I held myself to. You just have to ignore that part of it for the moment, and continue conversing. Or, if it's an inuendo-fest, just stick to the basics of taking a simple statement that someone said, and then repeating it from the verb onwards with a "I'd like to" in front. E.X. "Let's go roast some marshmallows" "I'd like to roast your marshmallows".

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp. Maybe you should use that napkin to wipe off your nose instead. And maybe you should shut the hell up. I can comment on these how I like and I don't think you get a say in it. VV good point Zierro, edited.

Also, hawkxs, to make up for catering to Archi there, the next turn you get to make 2 turns, with a +1 to the first roll.

[Hawkxs rolls a 3 and Archi rolls a 5] Athos stabbed down at the unconcious goblin's head, anger coursing through his blood. His sword flashed briefly, and the goblins head crumpled before the sword touched it. Zax threw a whirlwind of fire into the air around him as he jumped back, clearing close to 4 feet before landing on the lip of the crater. Enemies: Goblin1:8 health Goblin2:9 health Goblin3:6 health Goblin4:9 health Goblin5:Dead. Goblin6:9 health Dark-dwarf1:11 health Dark-dwarf2:11 health Dark-dwarf3:11 health Player changes: Hawkxs now has 3/10ths of a Force-magic level.

tweeeeeelllllvveeeee and a half

As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp.

I'm kinda against moving so fast without hawkxs participating, but right now since it's only you two, plot can easily be handwaved. [Archi rolled a 3] Zax attempted to pump fire out along in front of his mace as he cleaved at the line of enemies, but suceeded only in breaking a goblins hit and shooting a beam of fire towards the front of his own shoe. Player changes: Archi now has 1 and 1/20ths levels in fire magic. Enemy changes: Goblin3 is now down to 6 health. With Archi's new level comes the first bonus in the game. After every attack Archi makes, I'll roll for him two more times. If the average is a four, then he'll perform the base action (still dependant on the first roll) and then deal 1 extra damage to the enemy due to the heat radiating from his mace.