Why you'd better not enter the rainforest at 12 o'clock? Because the elphants jumping down the tree's! Why Are the crocodils so plain? Because they entered the rainforest at 12 o'clock How you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun How you kill a red elephant? You colour him in blue and shoot him with the blue elephant gun. How you kill a green elephant? You retch him till he's blue and kill him with the blue elepahtn gun.