Obtaurian

We are quite literally the only Dungeoneering clan that actively researches and tests just about everything there is to research and test in this skill (since DGE, anyway). I'm not quite sure where the notion that we have a "narrow view" came from. :mellow:

I agree. :( Wingdudes need to stop applying to be keyers, too.

I thought he was in another clan. this He's not ranked in the clan chat, but he's listed as a wingdude in the guidelines.

It's likely that someone will just ask you what your binds, dg level, and ring tiers are when you try to join a floor.

Pfohlol is now a wingdude. This should've happened months ago. MY BAD! :thumbup:

Andrew, it's decent, but it's only f2 and it's not complete. Could be better. ;)

can i see your snaping license please, sir

Periphery's EP just came out. Tesseract's second album just came out. Protest the Hero's new album came out. Just need Cynic, Opeth, and Meshuggah to release new albums and I'll be a very happy man for a long time. Oh, and Animals As Leaders, too, but it seems too soon for that.

I added a clarification to the guidelines. I hope it helps, lol. Also coming soon: tier requirements for the mage/ranged rings.

One maxed 138 with claws and some spec restores could most likely crash ten people of OP's combat stats. Sorry, OP, but your only hope is to join a mass. A very large mass.

Wow... Thanks for ruining my day. ;-;

I love this song:

:| XD DX

Read the first line about auras. Cool. Read that extra auras would be available to "loyal" members. Facedesk'd. My guess is that you'll unlock items the longer you keep your membership without pause, meaning I'm out of luck. Been a paying member since the first day of P2P but I pay sporadically. Just another money ploy. Funny how all this [cabbage] started when Mod MMG - Hero of Gielinor - stepped in. Wasn't the previous dude all about money, and wasn't MMG supposed to be the complete opposite? What a [bleep]ing farce.

aha ahahahah HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA oh man, that was funny. god i almost laughed irl. i came so close.

Let's put this into perspective: There's been Jane, Lisa, Kayla, and Kelsey. First night I met Jane I told her that I was 101 dungeoneering. She slept with me a month later. First night I met Lisa I told her that I was 107 dungeoneering. She slept with me two dates later. I never told Kayla my dungeoneering level. I never got laid. First night I met Kelsey I told her I was 116 dungeoneering. She's now my girlfriend. Conclusion: [bleep]es love dungeoneering.

Remember that it's not the number of chests you can do per trip that counts. Rather, it's the number of chests you can do per hour. With ice barrage or just void + rapier, I can do consistent five minute runs, but it's really not very good for money, unfortunately.

The first name that hopped to my mind was, unfortunately, Obtaurian. Why don't you just take up the thingy as an electrician, and then later further your education and take on the professorship thing during a middle-life crisis? I suppose I could, but I'd really rather get my education when I'm still young. :/

[bleep] you, man. Seriously. Why can't I get lucky and find a girl like that? All my past relationships failed because the girl couldn't match my intensity. >implying that I'm lucky and not just really really ridiculously good looking.

So for those who don't know (probably most of you), I'm 21 years old and I've been at my community college for about three years now. Community colleges are only for general education and AA degrees (among other things). Most normal people would only spend two years at their community college before transferring to a university to finish their four year degree, but my college is extremely overcrowded and [bleep]ed up, not to mention that I've taken a few extended breaks (like when I lived in northern California for eight months or whatever). So right now I'm about five or six classes from being eligible to transfer to a real university. Two of those classes are pre-requisites for two others, so in a perfect world that'd only be two terms (about half a year), but my registration date for Summer classes is coming up and all of the classes I want are already filled, and no doubt there's 40-50 other students who will sit in on those classes for weeks if they can, just in the off-chance that they'll get in. It's not looking good. I want to study English, political science, and French. I want to teach English at the university level and dabble in political journalism. This is basically my dream. This is what I want to do for the rest of my life. That said, I also have a problem with money. I work at Disneyland and I never, ever get hours. Apparently it's supposed to get super busy in the next few weeks, so I might be working then, but it's not a steady job and the pay is [cabbage] (I have to drive 45 minutes to get there and 45 minutes to get back just to make like $60 every shift). A huge part of the reason I haven't been playing much 'Scape is that I've been looking for a job like my life depends on it (which it does). I basically sit at home filing out applications, then I get dressed up and attempt to smile my way into an interview in person. It never works. My city has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country. Every man in my family is an electrician. I could easily sign up for an apprenticeship and get in based on my last name and the words of my dad, grandfather, uncle, cousin, and some family friends. It would take up the vast majority of my time and it'd be a three year commitment or something to that effect. The pay would be very good - I would likely be able to get my own apartment within six months and have plenty of money to spare. If I'm lucky I might be able to take one class at my college every term. If I'm lucky. So I'm kind of in this quandary right now where I desperately need money, and I have this means of getting it, but going down that road might destroy my chances of pursuing my dream career. As an electrician, I'd probably make much, much more money than I could ever make as a professor, but I don't care. I'm a pretty simple person, and wealth has never appealed to me. I would be happy making a professor's salary. The problem is getting there. I've spoken to my cousin about signing up for the apprenticeship, and as it stands, I'll be making one final push to find a steady job before I decide to sign my life away. I suppose I could always try prostitution or being a male stripper, but I don't look great in a thong. Not that I've tried it . . . So that's my problem. That's why I don't 'Scape much these days. Anyone have a winning lotto ticket they can lend to me? I'll give it back, I promise. Oh, and I hung out with the girlfriend all day today. She's too intense. It's nice.

Yell at them. They should know their own usernames by now, and they should know to not ggs if another teammate's name is called. If the keyer isn't specifying, that's more the keyer's fault, of course.

I zoomed in on it to get the full effect. You, sir, are an artiste of the highest caliber. :thumbup:

Yeah, and you shouldn't really worry about precise placement. It's a great program, but keyers should always try to memorize doors rather than write them down (except for pr0ds like Tui). Just use it as a failsafe; don't make it a crutch.

My children will be given caffeine pills, Ritalin, and be fed protein shakes day and night until they beat you. If they ever slow down, I will beat them until they learn that their survival depends on beating you.

Is that a challenge?