Lenin64

I love how you're so full of yourself.

:| Do you purposefully avoid it so that you don't end up liking it? Thought of the same thing when I was reading his list. Honestly, I don't see how you can find SNL the most humorous thing you've seen. To be honest, I've never really found SNL that funny. It had its moments, of course. It must be assumed that he meant for SNL to stand for something else.

Really? I thought it was overdone and just weird. Like the 4th Harry Potter, just too much at the end.

You could get yelled at if this turns out to belong in forum games. Probably not, though, we've had riddle threads before. I'm working on the second one, and I think I've almost got it. The 4 hats thing screwed me up, though. Edit: question, can the men talk to each other? Edit 2: never mind, I think I got it [hide=possible solution]The first man, because only he can see anything else, and it's really the captors wearing the hats, not the men.[/hide]

Hell, I can do that with people walking up the stairs. Case in point.

What the hell is this sentance supposed to mean? I don't know, I think he was drunk when he wrote it.

You missed an opportunity to pettily insult him by saying "robert detestable". Tisk tisk. I wouldn't own slaves. Slavery is no different than the control of the wealthy over the less fortunate. In fact, it pretty much is the fuedal system, but with more degradation. And far worse than factories, obviously.

This speaks for itself. Your snappy one-liners, out of context "not always" arguments aren't worth my time and now I really do believe you are a bigot. If you can't accept that not every religious person is some kind of insurgent trying to infuse children's' minds with their beliefs and enslave them in a mindless cult, then fine. Have fun picking this apart and shrugging it off with sarcastic remarks. But really, there is no reason to teach intelligent design in a science class other than to teach religion. It isn't science. So anybody advocating the "teach both" approach is simply trying to get religion into schools.

We wont allow you to waste precious electricity on that. You have to wean yourself off these things. And if board games are too little, either read, or practise with your weapon. (Speaking of weapons, what of crossbows? The ammo is retreivable, so you could always practise your aim with one.) Or, maybe we could arrange special "Zombie hunting squads" into the town... No, thats a stupid idea...Why take the unneccesary risk? That's stupid. A powerplant generates power. Most likely, a few workers will have remained to take shelter, so we can get them to continue making power. Besides... how much electricity can it take to power a console for an hour? How much electricity could it take to power a console for an hour that could be better spent in other places? 3rkid, we *probably* won't accommodate you. You change, or go out there and start your own anti-zombie group. We'll hook up, and see whose group gets annihilated first. Other places like what? Really, powering the city would be fairly useless, except as a means of attracting the zombies there instead of the base if they turn out photosensitive. Any survivors shouldn't be remaining there, and the only thing they'll gain by being able to turn on the light is the realization that somebody is alive at the power plant so go there, and if they don't figure that out real quick they're screwed anyway. Rocco is right, though. Ya'll biscuitheads. Screw it, I'm leaving for the woods. Climb a tree or something. Swiss Family Robinson style.

What? They're releasing a single sequel. How is that milking? You may as well say they're milking Half-Life as well.

Most of the people who proclaim religious freedom in the US really mean "freedom to follow my religion, and screw all the others". And you base this on...? Off Topic: I had a dream where the squirrell in your siggy killed me with that yo-yo. On Topic: Well, I don't believe we've ever had a non-Christian president... but I've been wron before. A lot of them were protestant I believe. We had a Jew once, didn't we? Wait, what was Kennedy? Catholic?

Dude. I. [bleep]ing. wish. That would be something.

This is my plan from the words "Allah Akbar!". Hell, this is my plan for pretty much everything. Except maybe asteroids. Also, and I'm not trying to grammar nazi or anything, but I love how you correctly spelled "Appalachian" but misspelled "haul". It's always funny to see that kind of thing.

Except there is a line. Once you have 0 hairs on your head, you're bald. Anything is else is balding at the most. Even 1.

Bring a weapon. Don't make it too obvious.

Only one flaw I can see: don't you think hundreds of people will flock to a secure building like this? (If there are a lot of people in your area, that is.) Official looking uniforms + radiation related to zombie outbreak BS. ;) Or a massive conflagration to scare people off. I think wood chips would do the trick.

But that makes it easier for the criminal to survive.

If people get infected, why not leave them locked up in the cage? Then we have a zombie in a cage that can made to fight new offenders by putting them in the cage using their random bulleted rifles. That way we don't waste ammo and have a new, thrilling way of punishing people.

I like the first Pandemic better. Really an easy strategy, just tone down deadliness while ramping up infectivity, then press the "[bleep] you button" that is necrosis once everyone is infected.

I used to hate King of the Hill, but now I watch it nearly every day... Sushi tastes like crap and the bible is crap. I think "King of the Hill is on, awesome" when I see it on, but then while I watch it I realize that I don't really like this show all that much. This happens every week.

For burning the bodies, does a zombie shed its clothing upon infection? Because, although obviously not as efficient as dousing it with some sort of fuel,cloth makes for a decent ignition source and a good wick to spread it around. Not a total job, but enough if we can't spare fuel. Also, do zombies have self-preservation instinct?

Something I've never quite understood about the whole Heaven and Hell thing: Why would hell be fire and pain and brimstone? If satan was supposedly the angel that rebelled, wouldn't he want to reward those that piss of god? Sure, the devil might be evil and all that, but I'd be more satisfied with giving a big "[bleep] you!" to someone I despise and knowing they'd be angry for eternity than going with their plans and me having some enjoyment. Plus, it's rewarding the kind of bad behavior the devil likes anyway, right? Logically, if the Christian religion is correct, it would be a win-win situation for everybody. Unless I'm percieving the whole thing wrong.

Ah. Well, do you know your parents' passwords? I think he said he uses them on occasion. Use that. Alternatively, wait until they go to the bathroom while logged in and download it quickly, at least save the file and bury it in folders. Then wait until they go again.

IE6? They have IE8 now, I think. Upgrade at least. Can you not download anything on your account at present?