Lenin64

[bleep] you, that's why. Nah, I kid. But I am going to throw what that one guy said about me right out the window and onto a helpless puppy; I agreed with you on the anencephaly thread, eliminating the mentally defunct. The reason I didn't say anything was because I have no means to back it up, as it extends from personal prejudice.

AND THEN FIRE MAH LAZORRR PEW PEW PEW So do I get a userbar as our fire guy that burns dead stuff?

Hey hey.... wait, what?

The sad thing is you have played it. Ok, ok, it was fun. But then about 10% through it got scary o.o Not funny, now quit trying and lie down before you hurt yourself. Condemned is one of those games that I really want to play, but probably wouldn't finish for a looong time.

Why would you give away your info to potential zombies? Think, man! We'll need to burn the bodies of the zombies we kill. To prevent infection from spreading. I will do that. I doubt the zombies would retain any memory of their former life, seeing as they are acting on instinct and instinct alone. No chances. CONSTANT VIGILIANCE. In fact, right now we should start speaking in code. Butternut squash preferably out of torque.

sorry doesn't mean anything. It's an admission of guilt. It may not mean anything physically, but it shows who's boss in the situation if one can be persuaded to admit a wrong. It's a power thing, I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Exactly! And so I have finally succeeded in bringing fire to the TFZD. Alright, I'm in. Officially.

Just finished The Call of Cthulhu and I have to say, it was pretty great. Not much in the way of actual events, but tons of plot at the same time, which from the stories I read before it seems to be the Lovecraft M.O. Going to start The Colour Out of Space tomorrow, which is supposed to be the first story in Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos, cosmic forces and all that. I might miss the zombie stuff- Herbert West- Reanimator was great, Cool Air, The Outsider, etc. Tl;dr: I like me some H.P. Lovecraft.

Dude. When the lights went out I nearly crapped myself. Every place I cleared was no longer, and could not be. I didn;t even go to the treasure ghosts only available then.

Why would you give away your info to potential zombies? Think, man! We'll need to burn the bodies of the zombies we kill. To prevent infection from spreading. I will do that.

So.. Why not just blow it out? Or lick your fingers and squish the flame. Because that's not awesome. I'm working on lighting a match with one hand, but I need a better matchbook. The ignition strip on the I've got is worn out.

I can officially extinguish a match with my mouth. I only burned myself once. Under the tongue. Not so pleasant.

Aw, how cute, Mexico thinks it can make a global pandemic. But we'll probably have some vaccine for this eventually, and if you don't eat pork you might be safe (though maybe not, I didn't read the whole thing). And Drazhar, you're thinking of the leper colonies they have near all of the beaches.

Agreed. I laughed every time Batman spoke in the Dark Knight. It's like he was a guy on a "smoking kills" advertisement. "Kids, don't smoke. I have throat cancer." I read the Game Infomer artcile on this a while back, and it looked pretty good.Despite not really being Batman fan, I'll probably at least rent it.

One I forgot: Visit the Chernobyl ruins. I've got a link to some awesome pictures and a guy's visit there, I'll see if I can find it.

- touching and concise pragmatism. Where do you come up with these things ? All natural, my good sir. All natural.

And lightning! Can't forget lightning. We're here to live, that's that. We don't have to enjoy ourselves while we do it, either. We're just here, like a 6th toe. No purpose, but no real reason to get rid of it.

Want to hear a knock knock joke? You start.

I guess you missed my post on this thread, too, since I still require clarification on the George Carlin and ducks part.

I have a theory. Despite the purse, I don't think the pyro is a woman. He's just gay. After all, he is a flamer.

This is the part that stood out. What are you trying to prove here? Is it some kind of "stick that in your pipe and smoke it" dealey? If I don't preach or believe in a god, I don't believe in a god. Yea......duh. And can the nonreligious not enjoy jokes against religion? After all, it's one big happy hate farm. I'm just having trouble understanding the point of this section. And y_guy, learn to read, knucklehead. He said that he wished the national language of America would be English, not worldwide. Because currently, as far as I know, there is not actually an official language of America. I agree on immigration. We should be able to hunt illegals for sport. If they left their own country over the fence or something, that seems like renouncing citizenship. And if they're not citizens here...I think you see where I'm going with this. Also, $. Genital thrust.

A crude one is buildable with a spraycan of paint and a lighter. Have I ever been one for crude means? The answer is yes, actually, but not for this.

My uncle and cousing were in a motorcycle accident this weekend. Neither were wearing helmets, both survived mostly intact except for some broken legs. Don't know how fast they were going, though. So my advice: strap a bomb to yourself just to make certain, because even now you're not guaranteed death. I'm not kidding either. Well, except maybe about the bomb part.

The only thing I did out of the ordinary today was tape a piece of paper over my mom's cookbook so that instead of "Veganomicon", it reads 'Necronomicon". And then rushed to finish a project due tomorrow that I forgot about.

Don't be a hardass, that was clever. As clever as "there are three words in the English language the end in gry. 2 are angry and hungry." You know the rest.