ViolaWoman

I definitely got lost until I figured out the compass thingy. Killed some goblins and kept the goblin armor and tried to wear it. I never begged, but I walked around picking up all the stuff other players left after killing goblins, cows and chickens. Buried bones like crazy and visited Leo about 10 times. After a few weeks, I made it up to Varrock and was promptly killed by the Dark Wizards. For months after that, anytime I had to go by their little Dark Wizard circle, I ran. When I finally got my levels high enough, I had my revenge; now I kill a few of 'em whenever I get the chance. Those were some fun days!

Well, I was looking forward to finally having a siggy displaying my measly stats from Draynor. Sure enough, I finally rank in something and it's no longer there. Went to rsbandb.

Welcome to Runescape. I see dead people! Examine Coffin at trapdoor to Edgeville Dungeon.

Let's not forget it's the happiest place on Earth! So, with that in mind, I introduce.... the HAPPINESS Skill! Along with your 99 skill cape, you get a shot of insulin to keep from falling into that diabetic coma after watching the Happiness Parade in Lumbridge.

OMG, I put this out like ten minutes ago. I'm still laughing. Great responses! Thanks and keep it up!

I haven't seen this anywhere, so I thought I would post on this. Today there was a blurb in the news about Disney purchasing Club Penguin. Although the demographics are different, Club Penguin is an MMORPG and might signify a trend. What do you think would be the consequences of a Runescape buyout by a company like Disney? Would it make a difference, or would we be treated to the spectacle of Mickey, Goofy, et al. becoming NPCs within Runescape? Personally, I find the thought of that prospect rather horrifying and hope such a thing never comes to pass. The idea of having Mickey whisk me off to some sort of room where I have to confront the shade of Scrooge McDuck to gain my freedom and some puny little reward just doesn't appeal. If a similar topic has been posted elsewhere, please lock, dear Mods. Please, no spamming or flaming. Thoughtful, whimsical and just plain "Hell, no!" responses appreciated.

Bravo! Masterful satire; I had to re-read the guide to fully savor the splendid awfulness. I also enjoyed the suggestions from other posters, particularly this one from Truffoo: I have no suggestions of my own, because again, this is a complete and masterful guide for a truly horrible creation guide-type thingy and I have no creativity or imagination whatsoever.

Great topic. Now I'm scared. Someone dropped a can of green beans in the grocery store the other day and I yelled, "Drop Party!" Yipes :ohnoes:

I get a kick out of this nonsense; but please... enough punishment. :lol:

Woke up this morning in the bank in Lumbridge, since I haven't done a thing with the shack I bought a couple of months ago. Can't brush my teeth or comb my hair. Whoops! I'm in my nightie, standing here with a bunch of shouting strangers. I quickly don my full mith armor, grab my rune scimmy and the cat. He hasn't been out for about 47 days and he needs at least SOME exercise. We hop on down to the cellar. Now that I've saved my bestest NPC friend, Zanik, I think I'll pay her a visit. We had such adventures together! And oh, how we laughed after she got killed by the H.A.M. fanatics and I got killed twice in the Lumby caves trying to get those stupid tears. "Remember when I found your lifeless body outside of the H.A.M HQ?" "Oh, you should have seen the look on your face; it was hilarious!" Yes, we've forged quite the deep friendship. So off the cat and I go; I stop for a couple of bat kebabs and some slime soup and pop up to see my friend Zanik, for lunch. OMG! What has happened? Instead of being glad to see me and wanting to reminisce about all the great times we've shared, she babbles on, and on.... and on, about her destiny, or her fate, or how will she know when that time comes. Yadda-yadda-yadda. Hmm, clearly my sense of deep friendship and comradely camaraderie has been misplaced. I tele back to Lumbridge in a funk, put the cat back in the bank and go chop wood, burn logs all over the sidewalk and just try to forget the whole sad experience.

I saw BarfBag234 yesterday.

Yipes! "Close to the record!"? I don't know if I should be thrilled or horrified... Anyway, this just happened to me the other day; I was walking through Varrock wearing my team-26 cape. A player (he was lvl 30) ran up to me and said "Hi". I responded and he proceeded to ask me very politely how did I get to be a Mod. Having no clue what he was talking about, I asked him how he knew I was a Mod. He replied that he noticed I was a blue dot on his mini-map... yeah, I was pretty amused. I explained, very politely, what the blue dot represented. About halfway through my boring little discourse, he said "nvm" and ran off. Tee hee.

This topic reminded me of a little exchange that took place as my RL husband and I were walking through Port Sarim. I was approached by another player and this was the result: noob: Will u b my daughter? me: Only if you're about 80 years old... noob: Why that? me: Because I'm 51. noob: Haha! Lol! Your a idoit! Yes, "idiot" spelled I-D-O-I-T. My husband and I just cracked up over that. :lol:

Good topic. When I started playing RS as f2p, I used the handle I use in every forum I've ever joined. I play viola professionally and have been known as Viola Woman in my circle for years. My husband calls me "Viola Babe"...

I feel like a total noob posting this, but here goes. I have a total of 431 points overall. I've been farming and just hit level 5. Yay, me!

This just happened to me last night. I was killing pirates in Brimhaven and suddenly found myself in a maze. I must have failed a random that I didn't even know about. The trouble is, it took me 40 minutes of frantic running around to get out of the darn thing. What was that all about? :ohnoes:

I hate Leo... the myopic gravedigger. Run and put all the coffins in the correct graves and get... a zombie suit?