ViolaWoman

I personally think the most effective form of government is the cacocracy, because crap rises to the top. The top of my cat's head is orange, kinda like Silver Wits' cat, only my cat is orange all over and he has no tail, too. Overhead there are these strange clouds shaped like clowns. Global warming? Oh, look a butterfly... Whew, that was close! Nearly rotted my brain there. Do you think the "War on Terrorism" has really made America safer?

Thank you; mystery cleared up for me now!

This is just a curiosity for me; I was smithing in Varrock one day when a player walked in with a bazooka. Lots of people were trying to get him to sell it. I've looked in the Items Database here, and on RSOF and can find no reference to such a thing. So, what is it, how is it acquired and is it of any use other than to look cool? :?:

What fun! Although it's been said, I've learned that when you kill a guard, goblin or dwarf, not only will the other guards, goblins or dwarves not help their fellow, they will line up obligingly and wait patiently until you have finished and turn to the next guard, goblin or dwarf. I've learned that you can bury bones anywhere: ground, sidewalk, floors of houses and castles, it doesn't matter. I've learned that no matter how many times you're bludgeoned, stabbed, stung to death, or eaten by wolves, your clothes never get torn or dirty. Ahh, Runescape!

I hate you because I agree with you, that avatar made my head explode. :wink:

Close, 64. next up, 98.

Banned for having only 184 posts.

Granted; but all you can draw are dogs playing poker. I wish I could fly.

Sir cumsize

Okay, I've got a couple of jokes: 1. Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic? He walked the floor all night wondering if there is a dog. 2. This guy is driving down the road towards the pub when his car breaks down. He gets out and is peering under the hood when he hears a voice say "It's the fanbelt". The guy looks around, but all he sees is a horse looking at him. He shrugs, and stares at the engine again. "It's the fanbelt", he hears once more. He looks around, sees the same horse and nobody else and sticks his head back under the hood. Then he hears, "I tell ya, IT'S THE FANBELT!" Alarmed, the guy checks and sure enough, his fanbelt has slipped. He fixes it, starts his car and motors on to the pub. When he gets there, he relates the whole story to the publican who is washing glasses behind the bar. "Let me ask ya something", the barkeep says. "Was it a white horse or a black horse?" Rather astonished, the guy answers, "It was a white horse". "Good", says the barman. "The black one doesn't know anything about cars."

/\ Has long, flowing locks. < Has curly, red hair. \/ Likes to eat cheetos.

They remind me of wookies. This banana is tripe.

I hate you because you hated on Clutch_Carg0 for posting before you, so you could hate on me because I said you have more cats than I do, and then you hated on me and said I must not have ANY cats, when fact, I have LOTS of cats and then I forgot why I was hating on you. Let's be friends.

True, love dogs. /\ Likes cats < Likes cats \/ Likes cats

9/10; can only be played by a virtuoso. "Money" - Pink Floyd

I love you because you have Bob the Microsoft Paperclip in your siggy!

I'm walking by the Varrock bank, when a gp comes flying out the window. I pick it up and am attacked by a guard, wearing bizarre uniform. He proceeds to hack me to death and I lay there in a heap of bones and a gp.

I hate you because you said I don't have any cats.

A couple hotdogs with ketchup and mustard and Salt and Vinegar potato chips. At least, until my tongue shriveled up from all the chemicals.

give granite

give granite

I hate you because you have more cats than I do.

/\ You win a biscuit! I rock on weekends. < Not as funny as she thinks she is. \/ Apt to be a cat-lover.

drizzzle, draazle, drozzle.... oh, forget it.

Banned for diversity; haven't you heard of Subject Matter Experts? SMEs perhaps? \