LiChef

I agree with all of them, hence giving my support. There is one thing that slighty confuses me, lighting fires quicker. How can you do them slower in the first place?

I did live near Phil Neville (not the best footballer in the world) but then he moved house. Have seen a few celebrities off the telly near my town but I don't think they live nearby.

What will end the Human Race? Simple. The Human Race. Stupid Humans.

He may of got reported for spamming but it's more likely that he got reported for having such a {insert swear word here} name :mrgreen: Anyway... You really need to look up the word justice and see that your version of it is the opposite of what it actually means.

You should message Jagex but unfortunately they won't be much help, they won't refund your stuff or anything, which is a shame. You've either been hacked, which i doubt since you would of been online and seen you bank there then gone back to it and it's gone, am i right? Or it's just bad luck.

Cannons are annoying as hell but it is a free country and they are using them what they are designed for. But seriously if you expect any serious comments to be put here then you should at least type out your topic properly.

Loyal. It's one of the only good qualities I have.

Yes... Let's all drink Pepso max... Lovely lovely Pepso Max... It isn't easier to get 10 people guarding one guy until a customer comes and kills the guy. Isn't the old way, just picking up the money from the floor or trading it, easier than that?

I don't really get caught doing much but one dumb [wagon] got most of my year off school for a few days because he is in love with bacterial viruses. When he's t home he changes into his P.E. Kit and stands outside in the rain so he can get flu or a cold. Then he comes to school and deliberately coughs and sneezes all over people. It's disgusting. He didn't have any friends before (apart from this one teacher) and doesn't have ANY now, mainly because the teacher got the virus off of him and then it spread to her family. Stupid kid, lost his only friend. Li Chef

Did another stat picture. It's scary to see after so long i've only advanced a few mediocre levels. But oh well i'm hoping this month will be a productive one. Waiting for those replies! Li Chef

I've been in a Earthquake before and that scared me. (Spain) I've been in a lightning storm that hit my house, my telly broke :( (At home in England) And i've been close to a tornado but it went away. (America) Other than that it's been alright really.

I cut the tip of my finger once without noticing. In fact i didn't notice when there was blood on my DS. I thought it was just red pen so i rubbed it off and carried on. Took me a while to figure out why the 'red pen' kept coming back... :oops:

Nothing out of the ordinary has happened today. Re-started my Slaying and that reminded me to re-start my slayer task log. E.G. 97 Bloodvelds (got 1,000,000 level attack) I might take a more recent stats picture and put that on as comparison since it's over a month since i last did one. Other than that it's been a slow, boring day. Hope i get some more replies here! Li Chef

I'm pleased to hear i'm not the only person who tries to help people. Here's a quite obvious one that comes across to me a lot. If someone comes to you and asks you for directions then don't call them a noob, just tell them. If your not doing anything special i'm sure you can take the time to take them there yourself, I have many great conversations with people im guiding around. Li Chef

:( Mummy, why is that cat looking at me? And why is it eating all them childrens? Psycho Cat is back Li Chef

I've only really had one problem with the censor and tehcnically it wasn't on RuneScape itself. It was on the RuneScape Forums. The Li in Li Chef would be starred out. Don't know why and i don't know if it has been fixed. Other than that whats wrong with a few innocent words being covered up? I'm sure you can think of many other ways of making your point. Li Chef

Guthix by far. Althought i do have some Monk Robes on right now. It reflects me in real life as well because i don't like arguments but will get involved if i have to. Yin and Yang and all that. Inner Chi. Yada Yada Yada... ;) Li Chef

You know Millie the Miller in the Mill (i hope to god she's called Millie and she's in a Mill now...) well go to that mill and then go to the left of it. There should be a field behind it. At this point you can either follow my bad instructions or look on your world map for a general store in the middle of a field near the mill. That's where they are. Confused much? Li Chef

WYR Complement me on having a good avatar and signature or wash your mout with soap? Wash mouth with soap, for the love of all things holy, wash mought with soap. :thumbsup: WYR die in a very cold place or die in a very hot place *do not have to BURN to death just be... hot to death*

Gees man they're only trying to help. And the way you sound, judging from how long it seems to take you to finish a lesser, then your arrows could of been "stolen" or simply of disapeared anyway. Would you prefer that instead than one less uncut ruby or a few moments of time? I mean GAWD... Li Chef

I like it (i support) There is one little nit-picking thing that i have noticed though. Taken from the examine section? The metal used in RuneScape isn't called Adamant it's Adamantine. So it's scales would be made of Adamantine. The name of the dragon wouldn't have to change but the examine probably would. Li Chef

This may seem like an odd question to start a thread over but ah well, i'm an odd sorta person :P Over the past two or three days i have noticed a large amount of summoning creatures wandering the streets with their owners. As far as i know there havn't been any updates that involve summoning at all. The only reasons i can think of are: 1) One person got their creature out and it started a chain reaction. 2) Everyone wants to see what their creatures look like in HD I've seen countless creatures about, such as a variety of minotaurs, fruit bats, unicorns and titans just wandering around. Surely someone wouldn't waste a very useful pouch just for the sake of having a lovely little unicorn behind them? Li Chef

Yes that's right I'm back with many more goals, pictures and fun than ever before. Like most people my blog was destroyed in the Great Crash of 08 (Not to be confused with the Big Crash of 76 and the Massive Crash of 92) but i have managed to redo everything and set it out in a whole new way! So where better to start than at myself... [hide=Me, Myself and I]I am Li Chef, and this is my blog. If youre stupid enough to not have realised that from the title then youre in the wrong place. This is for uber stupid people, duh. I did have a blog before the big update of 09/06/08 but it got deleted. But that of course gives me a fresh start to make this entirely new one from scratch. So i suppose there is no other place to start than the beginning of the legend that is Me. I started RuneScape in 2005, which yes would make me underage, but from what my new friend at High School, Mandalor30, told me about it i was raring to go. After a few failed accounts that I lost due to my bad memory of passwords and being hacked on one occasion i finally made Li Chef. And I wrote the password down. Li Chef became a fishing and cooking pure, since I was mad about both at the time and longed to be in some sort of Guild. I got into the cooking guild in no more than a day and looked around my new surroundings. I soon became a popular face around there and would spend my days trudging back and forth from Draynor Wheat Field collecting wheat to make pies with. But one day Mandalor30 had just finished killing some goblins and had some bones he couldn'tt be bothered to bury. Being the Good Samaritan i happily buried them for him. Suddenly my prayer level went up. No worries. Then I walked over to Mandalor30 to collect more bones and he noticed my new and improved combat level. I panicked and checked for myself to see that i was now officially level 4. I was gutted. In my stubborn ways I started talking to Mandalor30 at high school and i ranted on about how Jagex should let you change your skills back to one if you wanted to. During this period i spent a month off RuneScape and i re-discovered my Xbox. Also in this time Mandalor30 quit RuneScape leaving a lovely level 65 F2P account with full rune behind. When i returned to RuneScape nothing much had changed. Me and my old time friend, who detests RuneScape, made a pact that I would become a member and make a farming patch next to my house and wear farming clothes and do nothing but farming. Little did i know farming was slow and aggravating and houses were expensive. Not to mention you couldn'tt just make a farming patch in your house. But it was at least nine months until I became a member and in my moping days I became level 55 cooking and 50 fishing. Not to mention I had got 10 combat. So there I was in the big bad world of members as a level 10. Fear was pumping through my veins as I explored new areas thinking that in any moment I would come across wild dragons and ogres. But of course that never happened. The first quest I did was Fishing Contest. Mainly because I liked fishing and I was so tired of dying on White Wolf Mountain. Fun times. The first skill I tried out was fletching since I saw loads of people with the cape. But with all repetitive and madly clicking skills it soon got boring. I tried out the new members food but only reached a dismal level 60 cooking. I was lost and had no-where to go and nothing to do. I couldn'tt complete quests because of Jagexs lack of common sense with the guides. But then the angels sung and the heavens opened up and showed me the light. That light was Tip. It. I didnt become a former at first, I was too interested in the fact that I could safely make it through quests and work out how many more fish I would need to cook to get to a certain level. Soon after I peeked into the forums and decided to look around. I made an account and made the odd post, trying to not to draw attention to myself. But I found countless people here in the same situation as I was, with no-where to go. Soon after I met my good friends on the game: Xkiki mayaX, Oliverjackve, Gr8est Skillz, Zellaz, to name a few. I met Oliverjackve at Rock Crabs, where I now spent most of my time, and we instantly hit it off. Xkiki mayaX I met behind Varrock Castle cutting yews. There was so much competition for her to be peoples girlfriends but I just wanted us to be friends. I bought her some diamond jewellery and she expected me to then ask her out. But since Im not into that cyber stuff I just asked her if she wanted to be mates with me. Because of that she was pleased that I was one of the gentlemen who dont want that kind of rubbish. So we wandered off to some other yews and left them all. Gr8est Skillz I wouldnt of met if I hadnt of decided to take part in an argument. Some guy was making clearly racist remarks at the Grand Tree mossies and i had to make a stand. He said his brother, Gr8est Skillz, would beat me up. So i Pmed Gr8est Skillz asking if he knew the offender and he said he had never met him. Then he came with me and we double teamed the racist. Zellaz and i met here on the blog section on the forums when i first introduced myself to Slayer. I was looking for some advice so i picked Zellaz as my tutor. From there we became friends and now he sees me as more than a student. Each and every one of them was immensely stronger than me. But i possessed one thing i didnt have. Knowledge. For some reason i absorb knowledge, most of it useless and it comes in handy very quickly. Whenever there is an exp problem amongst the friends i call upon Tip. It calculators, but apart from that my knowledge of where to find monsters and quests is strictly of my own. Then i met Lightning Chat in the year of 07. I loved it there. Even though some of them could be grouches at times (Swordude). I immediately hit it off there because of witty-sarcastic charm and was instantly loved. Well thats what i think anyway. But then disaster struck! Tip. It made that awful poll that mentioned Lightning Chat and it was instantly swarmed with noobs. From that day on i dont pop my head in there anymore. Sorry Tip. It but that was an awful mistake. But nevertheless i had made a new friend. Sugarbabe, or Superbabe as i love to call her. We shared a special relationship where we gave each other nicknames and shout them to each other, a lot. But other than that were good friends, and i hope it stays that way. In short i am an avid Slayer with rising skills. I have made many new friends and have become an almost well known face around the forums. Now dont you just you wouldve read this shortened version before all that droning? After all my trials and tribulations i've risen up through the ranks of pretty much everything and gotten on hiscores for every single skill. On the way i've lost some good friends, mostly to them retiring and giving up RuneScape. "Out with the old and in with the new" The new, of course, is Tidus 2555, whom you may of seen posting in my blog. Or you might of seen me posted in his. He always says hi first and is generally just a special kinda guy. So yeah, thank Tidus! Update So yeah, after recently becoming F2P for a month or two, i'm back as a P2P now and ready to start getting my skills up again! Li Chef[/hide] I suppose you'll all want some pictures to look at so you can pass the time eh? Well your wish is somebody else's command because here they are! Medic! I need a medic! 3 pics [hide=HP] [/hide]Ready! Aim! Fire! 4 pics [hide=Range] [/hide]I am the Shield! 4 Pics [hide=Defence] [/hide]Stab! Slash! Charge! 1 Pic [hide=Attack][/hide]I can make my pecs dance! 1 Pic [hide=Strength][/hide]Abra Kadabra Alakazam! 3 Pics [hide=Magic] [/hide]Hummmmmmmmm... 1 Pic [hide=Prayer][/hide]Go! Pikachu! 0 Pics [hide=Summoning][/hide]Nature! Death! Blood! Unite! 5 Pics [hide=RuneCrafting] [/hide]I [garden tool]! I [garden tool]! It's off to build a pixelated house we go! 1 Pics [hide=Construction][/hide]Put the string through the wood... Tie it together... There! A cow! 3 Pics [hide=Fletching] [/hide]You there foul beast! Prepare to meet your doom, Common Rat! 4 Pics [hide=Slayer] [/hide]Pour that in there and you get... No eyebrows! 2 Pics [hide=Herblore] [/hide]I think I caught a shark! With my hand! 2 Pics [hide=Fishing] [/hide]I think I cooked a Shark! With my hand! 2 Pics [hide=Cooking] [/hide]I think I trapped a Shark! With a net... 5 Pics [hide=Hunter] [/hide]Look mum! No hands! Look mum... No head... 4 Pics [hide=Agility] [/hide]I've chopped this tree non-stop for hours! And it just keeps on respawning! 0 Pics [hide=Woodcutting][/hide]Burn baby burn! Firemaking inferno! 1 Pics [hide=Firemaking][/hide]I promise I will look after the Mona Lisa with all my care! Suckers... 0 Pics [hide=Thieving][/hide]I'm gonna rake you damn weeds! 0 Pics [hide=Farming][/hide]I'm gonna chisel me a mountain from this here pebble! 1 Pics [hide=Crafting][/hide]With a pick and a wick and walking stick! 2 Pics [hide=Mining] [/hide]This furnace can't be good for my skin... 1 Pics [hide=Smithing][/hide]Adventure Awaits! 1 Pic [hide=Quests][/hide]And the winner is... 4 Pics [hide=Totals] [/hide]Random or what? 19 Pics [hide=Misc.] [/hide]Celebration! 3 Pics [hide=Parties!] [/hide]Aarr me hearties! We got us some buried Treasure! 5 Pics [hide=Clues] [/hide] Did you enjoy that? Good, because now it's time to get down to the nitty gritty part of the blog. The goals and levels that i hope to achieve... [hide=As of 10/05/08][/hide] [hide=As of 02/06/08 (Some slow progress made][/hide] [hide=As of 23/06/08 (Spent 30 days on a new game I bought, nothing much changed)][/hide] [hide=As of 02/09/08 (A good solid 46 levels)][/hide] [hide=As of 01/07/09 (LONG time since last picture, 90 levels)][/hide] Here's the recent Slayer tasks I've got, which ones I've Burthorped and what levels I achieved on them [hide=Slayer Blog]42 Earth Warriors: My first ever task of Earth Warriors. Got 62 Attack and 63 HP on these guys. 82 Pyrefiends: Everybody loves Pyrefiends, I don't. Got 56 Slayer though 66 Ice Warriors: My first ever Ice Warrior task. Love em already! 88 Turoths: Another first ever task here, they're OK I suppose. Got 63 Attack 66 Ice Warriors: Was in a kind mood today so decided to do this one. Got 64 Attack and 61 Strength 60 Green Dragons: Only sane people kill these. Burthorped for 22 Bats 100 Ice Giants: First time fighting these, actually enjoyed them. Got 65 Attack, 57 Slayer and 44 Prayer 69 Hill Giants: No jokes about the number. No jokes about the task either, it's bloody boring 74 Ankous: No, just no. Burthorped for 36 Monkeys 84 Harpies: I really like this guys, always have done. Got 62 Strength and 82 Combat 104 Turoths: Not in the mood for such a boring task in such a high quantity. Burthorped for 42 Goblins 92 Turoths: NOT AGAIN! Burthorped for 39 Cave Slime 42 Earth Warriors: Ah and old favourite is back. Loving this task 112 Jellies: Did half of it but soon got bored. Burthorped for 24 Monkeys 80 Moss Giants: Awwww Come on! Give me something decent! Burthorped for 44 Skeletons 87 Jellies: We're afraid Vannaka can't be with us tonight. He's been put in A&E with a Dragon Dagger in his gentlemen's area. Burthorped for 22 Wolves 117 Jellies: Getting really really bored of this now.... Really bored... Burthorped for 26 Dwarves 76 Cockatrice: This is more like it! Got 63 Strength and 58 Slayer, home at last 44 Earth Warriors: Feeling happy now that i've got my second do-able task in a row 110 Lesser Demons: Normally wouldn't do these, but i'm sure it's nothing a little range and melee can't fix. Got 63 Range 91 Infernal Mages: Fancied a nice change of pace and whipped out the old crossbow. Died once, but ah well 71 Bloodvelds: Haven't had a pop at these in quite a while so I whipped out my crossbow again. Got 59 Slayer and 64 Range from them too! 61 Infernal Mages: Couldn't be bothered with these again frankly. Burthorped for 32 Banshees 109 Cockatrices: Got my best ever clue scroll from these guys. No levels though 80 Killerwatts: Haven't done these in a long time, so it shall be a nice change of pace 79 Vampires: My first time doing these. VERY easy task, brought too much food. Got 65 Strength and 85 Combat as well. 77 Basilisks: Another really easy task that i've never done before. Brought too much food again. Got 62 Defence. 62 Hill Giants: Killed Cyclopes instead, much more fun. Got 63 Defense and 60 Slayer though! 31 Earth Warriors: I love these, shame they're in such small numbers. Got 64 Defense, 67 HP and 86 Combat. 99 Otherworldly Beings: First time doing these. They're ok I suppose... 109 Pyrefiends: Not a massive fan of Pyrefiends. But I did get 65 Defence though. 68 Werewolves: First time doing these as well. This shall be fun...[/hide] I'm hoping to update them again soon with all the wonderful levels I've achieved and all the goals I've smashed Done much today? So far so good eh? I think I'm nearing the end of the blog. Sad faces, I know. But soon there will be more pictures and fun for you to have. So please, come back soon! Training right now? Slayer Listening to right now? Purple Haze (Live in San Diego) ~ The Jimi Hendrix Experience So, so long and don't forget to post. New things will be happening here so come back again soon! Li Chef

After reading some of the replies i've decided to stick to a set bunch of characters to follow as a series, to have a little narrator role every now and again, to remove the Speech Key and to let you get used to the personalities and coloured text of the regular characters. Hope i get this one right Li Chef

My paranormal experience often bores people because i like to tell the entire story... In primary school, i think it was year 5 or 6, i was needing the loo, as people often do. So i went upto my teacher and said "Can i go to the loo" and he replied "Wait till Matt gets back". So I waited and he finally came back so i rushed to the door to get to the loo. Just as i was leaving he said "Wait a minute..." But i was kinda desperate so i carried on. When i got there and did what i needed to do i was washing my hands in the sink which has a mirror above it. And since i explain things really bad i decided to do a diagram of the bathroom :D [hide=Diagram][/hide] Anyway i looked up from the sink into the mirror and saw a face (a fully fledged face with all the features, almost human). I span round and saw nothing. And in my fear ran out of the bathroom (with the tap on lol) I got back to the classroom to report my findings (i was more shocked since i didn't beleive in ghosts at the time) when i got there my mate came upto to me and asked if i had heard what had happened to Matt. I said no and he said that Mat had seen a ghost in the toilets. So i told them that i had seen it as well. Now after that we were intent on finding out more. We asked the teachers about it and one of them agreed to go on a vigil with us. In this vigil was me, my two best mates, a girl who was convinced she could see dead people and the teacher. We were just about to turn off the lights when they went off themselves but immediately came back on again. We all stepped away from the light switch and then we noticed that the chain for the toilet was swinging around, even though no-one had been in there. So i went to my local library after one of my friends said that the school was built over Ross Mill. So i checked up on Ross Mill to find a picture of a dead boy who fell 73ft down a lift shaft. The picture was almost identical to the ghost we saw. I photocopied a few blueprints of the Mill and the school and compared them. We saw that the boys and the girls toilets (nothing seemed to happen there) both were alligned with the lift shaft drawings from the Mill. So i got together some random numbers from Arthur Shaw's (that was his name) death. I got my dad, who's a bit of a whizz on the number crunching, to see if he can work out some kind of date. After many hours he came to me with a calculation (that i didn't understand at the time, do now though) that made "22/03/03" which funnily enough was the date of next weeks School Fair. So at the Fair i was compelled to go into the toilets. But on the way there i was stopped by the headmistress (who disaproved of us dragging teachers into this but wasn't really that fussed about anything else) who wanted me to sort some books for one of the stalls. So i left my mate to investigate (looking back that was a bad idea, he's quite the wuss) on his own. When i got back with the headmistress we found him outside with blood coming from his nose (although he wasn't aware he was bleeding until we pointed it out). We asked him what had happened and he said that someone had pushed him into the hand dryer. We asked who and he said he didn't know because nobody was there. And then we left primary school and that was really the only really frightening paranormal experince i've had. There have been others but i think after two years of Arthur Shaw i don't scare as easily. Bored yet?