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nah, take a 10 gallon igloo jug, buy a small drink from the place, fill it up AND the jug :lol: . if it is out of sprite, then fill with sierra mist pepsi/coke. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

lmao at the kid putting out the fire. We were putting out our fire, it was so hot that we managed to melt glass and we could of deformed out spade if we had a hammer on hand. We also managed to make paper spontaneously burst into flame (451 degrees Fahrenheit). So we were throwing the water on it, it steamed like crazy. This kid threw a huge 8 gallon jug of water through the fire and it landed all over the kid behind the fire pit. LOLLLLL! I was leading our troop in marching, calling out "LEFT" "LEFT" "RIGHT" "RIGHT" "RIGHT" and so forth, this kid from another troop was trying to get into our way and i just ran him over, toggaf's these days -_-. At Mackinac service camp, we march a lot. The guy who was leading us in marching accidentally made a swastika, he said "PIN WHEEL MARCH!!" makes us go in a ferris wheel type pattern, then said "COLUMN RIGHT MARCH!" means we turn right (90 degrees) and if you looked from above, it was a swastika. :? Copy and pasted this next part from another thread i posted. I was at summer camp with about 43 other kids. ALLL CATHOLIC This troop belongs to a catholic church. no black/brown/nonwhite/noncatholic kids, except for me, brown/buddhist. So I'm playing euchre with my group and this first year scout is playing chess against black pieces and decides to yell: "KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!" "HE BELIEVES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS" "HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD" (he is talking about the black king) I finished the hand and my friends are all like: go beat his [wagon]. I slap my hands on the table and rattle some chess pieces and say: Me:What the hell did you just say? him: Buddhists are evil and wicked Me: why? him: they don't believe in god and believe in imaginary friends. Me: some people here may be offended by that, that is offensive. Him: we are all catholic, no one is offended. Me: Think twice....( narb,,,,PSHYAWWWW *smack* ty for whip.) Him: what? Me: I'm buddhist, that's right. You have no idea what the hell you just said did you? You don't even know where buddhists come from, your parents probably told you that we came from the depths of hell? You oughtta check the internet, read a book or go to a temple and see what buddhism is before you say any kind of bullsiht like that. Your racist and your the last person anyone needs on this earth. Him: wat. Adults watching the scene: OMG OWNED lmao sharee omfg rfl owned hax!1!! lmfao gF m8. well, why do people have such animosity against THEE MOST PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER TO WALK TO PLANET. Another time, 2 years ago at summer camp. Kid 1: Why won't you play with Dillon? (me) Noob: I don't want to. Me: ? Kid 1: whY? Noob: because he is a ni**er Me: LFMAFAOFAFOAOO OOOOO ROFL COPTERRR Kid 1: ROFLALMFOAFMAOFMAOMFOFMAOFMAO Me: you idiot, im sri lankan, not black. gf m8. someone told me: How much futt could a buck futter fut if a buck futter couldn't buck fut? This has nothing to do with the topic but it was the funniest thing ever. There were about 400 people in the camp for the week. The campfire got rained out and we had to move it into the pavilion. Im sitting with my troop and this kid gets up to pee. He walks at least 5 feet away from the pavilion (everyone can still see him) and starts peeing. Im like, hey brian, that kid is peeing right next to us. I look back over and his PANTS ARE ALL THE WAY DOWN and the FULL MOON CAME OUT. This kid in our troop yells: FULLL MOOON and the whole pavilion looks over and cracks up in laughter. Thinking of more right now :mrgreen:

I wore Santa hat str ammy rune plate rune legs green cape boots gloves rune 2h I was f2p santa= 230k rune full 150k? r2h 60k at the time.

Alching is a lot faster nor is it hard. Everything with this Topic "Fails" : Old news, spelling, etc. honestly, alching fails. I know a way for a person with 27 mage can get more xp an hour and profit more than high alchemy, you buy everything, at lvl 59 the xp is about 301.5k xp an hour and 250k cash an hour. BUYING EVERYTHING, to mention this method would ruin it. If you know it, don't say it :].

I have quite a few from last week's camp. More to come after i finish band camp (rofl gonna be a good one, lil freshies). 22-28, 6 days 5 nights at cole canoe base. Day we got there, my patrol, 7 of us, all 14-15 years old. Setup our tents. 3 people are sleeping in my friend's tent, a 10 man tent. It ends up raining in the night and half the tent, not my half, is flooded with water. They left the tent to setup their own and i ended up having a nice wet water mattress. tee hee -_- 6 of us, 1 first year, 2nd year, 2 third years and my friend and I are playing soccer. The 2nd year trips over the tent stakes at least 4 times, rofl moments each time. The third year decides to take the ball and shove it down the latrine, he does so. he puts it down and, PLoooP, it makes the weirdest noise ever. He was in the latrine room and we locked him in there (we shut the door and held it) and a kid grabbed the hose and sprayed water all over him. My friend took a paperclip and put it on both ends of a C battery, it heated up really fast. He shoved it down the latrine hole and walked away. SMELLED LIKE SH** the WHOLE DAY. at a merit badge class, this kid puts "MOOSE TESTICLES" as his protein for the day. My friend calls a porn line and asks for moose testicles and moose (cabbage reproductive organ), she says "INAPPROPRIATE, DISCONNECTING!". I make a molotov cocktail at our camp fire, i used an IBC bottle, purell sanitizer and OFF bug spray and a piece of toilet paper. Put purell around the inside of the bottle (not too much), douse the paper in bug spray and stuff it in the bottle so it is sticking out, This first year puts it in and it starts flaming, an adult pulls it out with the shovel and it is shooting flames everywhere. Ha this one was great: We were ready to go to sleep, it was dark. This kid comes into our tent (in our group) he is BUCK naked and farts and walks out the door, everyone in our tent runs like crazy. This kid ran into a dead oak tree ( about 20 feet tall) and it falls over, NO JOKE, we drag it to camp and burn it. this was about 3 years ago: We are camping at Wright patterson air force base, and I decide to take a dump in the woods, this kid in my group takes a stick and puts my poop on a log (the only log that you can use to get across the stream) and 10 mins later, this other troop is on THEIR HANDS AND KNEES, trying to get across the log to get over the stream.

Do you mean Colleges in the UK or America? My dad works at General Motors and makes <60,000 a year and we dont qualify for anything like that here in America because we make too much for government grants and too little to afford college... Damn Middle-class-ness Stanford did something like that. <180k gets some cookies <35k gets the whole jar or something. My sis just finished taking her board exams for med school, not another free day for the rest for the rest of her life. Med schoole every day till graduation, then residency then practicing.

22 year old california woman... that kid would be like =P~ she would be like :o unless the kid was :ugeek: then hellz naw, if you catch my feeble attempt at smileyface oral [cabbage interaction] at least it wasn't a 52 year old man stalking him.

Here is my story I am boy scouts, yes hahah roflmuchNOT im almost eagle guys so chill. I was at summer camp with about 43 other kids. ALLL CATHOLIC This troop belongs to a catholic church. no black/brown/nonwhite/noncatholic kids, except for me, brown/buddhist. So I'm playing euchre with my group and this first year scout is playing chess against black pieces and decides to yell: "KILL THE WICKED BUDDHIST!" "HE BELIEVES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS" "HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD" (he is talking about the black king) I finished the hand and my friends are all like: go beat his [wagon]. I slap my hands on the table and rattle some chess pieces and say: Me:What the hell did you just say? him: Buddhists are evil and wicked Me: why? him: they don't believe in god and believe in imaginary friends. Me: some people here may be offended by that, that is offensive. Him: we are all catholic, no one is offended. Me: Think twice....( narb,,,,PSHYAWWWW *smack* ty for whip.) Him: what? Me: I'm buddhist, that's right. You have no idea what the hell you just said did you? You don't even know where buddhists come from, your parents probably told you that we came from the depths of hell? You oughtta check the internet, read a book or go to a temple and see what buddhism is before you say any kind of bullsiht like that. Your racist and your the last person anyone needs on this earth. Him: wat. Adults watching the scene: OMG OWNED lmao sharee omfg rfl owned hax!1!! lmfao gF m8. well, why do people have such animosity against THEE MOST PEACEFUL PEOPLE EVER TO WALK TO PLANET. Another time, 2 years ago at summer camp. Kid 1: Why won't you play with Dillon? (me) Noob: I don't want to. Me: ? Kid 1: whY? Noob: because he is a ni**er Me: LFMAFAOFAFOAOO OOOOO ROFL COPTERRR Kid 1: ROFLALMFOAFMAOFMAOMFOFMAOFMAO Me: you idiot, im sri lankan, not black. gf m8. someone told me: How much futt could a buck futter fut if a buck futter couldn't buck fut? This has nothing to do with the topic but it was the funniest thing ever. There were about 400 people in the camp for the week. The campfire got rained out and we had to move it into the pavilion. Im sitting with my troop and this kid gets up to pee. He walks at least 5 feet away from the pavilion (everyone can still see him) and starts peeing. Im like, hey brian, that kid is peeing right next to us. I look back over and his PANTS ARE ALL THE WAY DOWN and the FULL MOON CAME OUT. This kid in our troop yells: FULLL MOOON and the whole pavilion looks over and cracks up in laughter.

.....AMERICA F*** YEAH!!!! :thumbsup:

Imagine what darwin felt when he introduced evolution.

wow. each trip is about -350k for me and I have done 5. 2 zerker/1warrior

FFS IM BANNED FOR 2 MORE DAYS ON XZX >.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=thejagexchannel I don't see anything about the 3rd? and blood, ur sig says u used an auto clicker :]? i'm banned for 2 more days for a auto clicking ban. My 2nd. Let's hope it comes tomorrow, if not, I will enjoy it the day it comes :].

+1, im 7m shy of bgs, made 4,5m profit off rex so far. I'm banned for 3 more days. Im a bad auto clicker :}. Rex is good money, my friend taught me. Pm me when i get back on and i can help.

Smoking Kills, now introduces a new form of mustard gas. You must now wear a gas mask, available at all general stores for 50k, to survive the desert and random places selected by random people. -.-

this will get me to 51 for dt! now 4 more days till unban

I have done about 5 runs with around 4.5m profit. Each run i lose about 350k in runes/potions if i do not get a drop, this includes a full inventory of dagannoth bones. My worn inventory includes >Verac's Helm > Verac's Brassard >Verac's skirt Granite shield Guthix staff Guthix Cape Ring of Wealth Mystic boots (blue) Amulet of Glory Rune Gloves (my best rfd) My inventory is: 3000 blood runes 6000 air runes 1500 fire runes 1 varrock teleport 1 spirit terrorbird pouch 2 Antidote+ (worth 3 super antipoisons) 14 saradomin brews (4) 7 super restore potions (4) I try to make a ratio of 2:1 for Sara brews:super restores (thrownaxes are carried by friends), I don't have a suicider. Spirit Terrorbird: 9 saradomin brews 3 super restores Stats are: 75 defense 80 hit points 81 magic 60 prayer My friend said i should keep veracs because of the prayer bonus. My other friend said get guthans because it can make your trips last really long. This setup yields me 35-40 kills of Dagannoth rex. If i were to switch to guthans, how should my inventory change?

10000/4 hours i think for raw materials like emerald bolts 25000/4 hours for fire runes and stuff.

oh wow, a warrior ring and berserker ring in 1 run! I will keep to dks :}.

well if i sold everything i'd scratch a dfs... and another -400k for this dry rex run -_-

ok then :)

anything else?

Current BGS price: 31,857,237 gp Current money (if sold most of bank): 24,431,132 Money needed: 7,426,105 gp. As you can see, I am quite a bit of money short of my goal. This is if I sold all my barrows armor, whip, bloods/deaths, dscim/dbax, basically liquidate most of my bank. I have soloed rex for 3 trips. 1: zerker ring: profit of 2.6m 2: nothing. -350k 3: nothing., -200k what other ways should i do for money? I have 315k in fire runes which im gonna sell for a fury and buy some more to buy another fury (make 1.8m off both). Friend in clan with bgs mined pure essence. How much is that an hour? Any other recommendations? Crafting nature runes are not my thing. Tanning dhides are a pain, I may do a couple more k. Maybe I should do green dragons, I just got 52 summoning.

I recently went on a Solo rex trip, my first ever. (AND I GOT A ZERKER RING :thumbsup: ) The one before that was with a friend and it wasn't really a trip, we did it in 30 mins tops. He showed me the ropes and i just left. I came there again and made it to the safespot (I was in ls world). I managed to logout without x-logging. What do I do if Prime or Supreme gets onto me while I'm running to the safespot? During my trip, Prime got onto me and i prayed mage the whole time like I was doing (spinolyp mage attacks own me :mrgreen: ) What about supreme? Do I just run back upstairs? And the drop rate: I have heard 1:20 to 1:40 for the rings and axes my friend basically said that you will be reimbursed almost every trip. Then my clanleader said he has fought over 160 dagannoth rexes with no drop whatsoever. (what a streak) Anyone have a clue on the droprate? --------------------------------------------- Familiars, I am 45 summon. I bring a bull ant to carry 5 brew/4 rests. During the trip it vanished (timer) and dropped it so I had to munch on brews, rests and bury bones really quick to pick it up. Should I have an inventory space open for a void spinner? Or is that just a waste? Thank you.

get all the vials of water in your bank and use on fire. USE YOUR GEYSER TITAN get a list of all people with 99 firemaking in the area. Have them detained and waterboarded. Well anyway, that must be some scary crap dude, being surrouned by a huge fire. If that did happen, make sure to get Klarense to give you a boat to get to the center of the lake. (^iffy dragon slayer reference ftl)