The_Mather1

Granted, you die of a heart attack. I wish I couldn't suffer.

This was a triumph!

Granted, in a related accident you find out that you are allergic to bee stings. I wish going to the toilet wasn't a neccessity.

...you might get a pie to the face. It is not smart to point a welding torch at your feet because...

I like my women like my spears, lean and sharp. Floss.

Well, I've done nothing illegal that isn't commonly accepted (only downloading and porn before 18) so nope. Have you ever hurt yourself on a candy? Yep, boiling, exploding marshmallow.

Got laptop integrated mic and a set of scullcandy headphones.

But it is just not as fun if you only post short posts, if you don't post as much any hardships in formulating won't show.

Socks and shoes. (For the prior one I'd actually choose to ditch both of them.) Would you rather get eaten by a shark or an anaconda?

I guess RPG got caught up elsewhere before you joined then.

Mather walks down the hallway, examining the portraits.

I like my women like my pot noodles; thin and tasty. Murderer.

Most amazing. Though how could you be poorest in the world when there are allready people who don't have anything at all? Would you rather be "perfect" but never loved or "flawed" to the point where you ougth to be put down but loved by all.

Good. Nice to see 'ya.

^ Will play mincraft. < Sugguesting minecraft. V Currently not slamming their genitalia against a wall.

Has a good sense of style. (I actually wear that hat to school when I'm not taking my MC.)

I was just listing grenades + excrements.

Fragmention sweat.

High explosive piss.

Smoke burp.

Flashbang fart.

I blame Silver for feeding the dessert.

BBQed.

^ Wrong. < Thought it was an eyelash. V Thinks it is annoying when they get eyelashes in their eye.

You think so? It's not really my kind of music. Anyways, you'll be hearing of Donkey Boy too soon, some british artist is going to cover one or more of their songs. They're from Drammen. EDIT: One of my dwarves just grew to become a dog.