The_Mather1

I like my women like myself leaving blanks, sorry for their mistakes. Ham.

Indeed. TPUM has never eaten lutefisk.

^ Did not know that the game is something you can't know about without playing and that you lose it whenever you think about it. < Besserwizzer. V Will laugh when I tell that my friend just asked "What am I thinking about now?" as if he didn't know.

I like my women like my coral reefs, beautiful.

Reversed. TPUM does not like cabbages.

I like my women like my toiletpaper, able to take some [cabbage]. Facepalm.

Rather disturbed by you claiming to have a beard. TPUM is unable to not think of anything.

Like that was news. You get mugged. I wish for infinite emotional "perfection".

Granted, however you get a concussion, you are now stuck, while sensing, in the fraction of a second. I wish nothing could hurt me mentaly.

Pro: Water. Con: Melon. Dancing fat dog.

Wrong. TPUM does not have a scar on his/her chin.

You could just chack hi profiile, it shows last active time/date... Sep 27 2010 12:15 ^ His last action.

I like my women like my awkward conversations, easy to come by.

...they taste bad. It is not smart to eat coins because...

Fire (I hate fruit). Would you rather get your hand pinched in an airgun slamming shut or use an aerosol can as a flamethrower on your arm?

...you could pleasure yourself with it instead. It is not smart to lick a television because...

Feline.

The person above me will go to prison because she's too fond of cats.

Nope. At what aproximate elevation above the floor do you sleep? 1.75 meter.

Here then: http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4226/dung.png

One that shows who's colonizing what.

I'm redoing my map, thought I might as well add everyone else's claims.

Trying to get the map right here, I need to which new colonies belong to which old ones.

Nope, it also has lots of cool apps and such. That's where the PDA comes in, and smart phones always have apps.