BlackDawn

I would tap you too. *Goes to sink, rips out the tap and proceeds to bash Ray's head in.* Yeah Ray, keep away, Sword is mine. Sword, less Tip.it and more making sandwiches. Sorry Mage, you lack a few requirements too. Also, I wouldn't date an Aussie after knowing you and Ray. Also, I do not make the sandwiches, that's your job. You know that you're mine. Aussies cannot compare to my superior Brittish accent.

I'm just like you except height isn't a problem(if they arent dwarfs!) Really? I'd feel really uncomfortable if the girl towered over me, I'm alright if she's a inch or two taller, but too tall... Well, yeah.

Let's see... My "Perfect" girl. -White hair, not old person white, natural white. Short, perhaps with a fringe. -Blue, brown, or green eyes. -Slightly shorter then myself. -Medium sized chest. -Nice [wagon], not too picky with this one though. -Hourglass figure. -Slightly tanned skin. -Cute and innocent. -Shy. -Intelligent. -Funny. -More or less same interests as me. -Polite. -Loyal. -And obviously, kind. Now... I'll actually settle with any girl I think seems attractive, hair colour is no problem, neithers eye colour. Height will sometimes put me off, same for skin tone. (Not too big a fan of black girls, does this make me racist?) Personality wise I'd like anyone who was kind and caring, and fun to be with.

I've been in very few fights, in my earlier days I would just run away. After reaching Secondary school I started to fight back. It mostly consists of me 'Berserking' them, swinging my fists and feet as much as possible, or getting them in a headlock and kicking the back of their knee to bring them down. Once I believe I headbutted someone who had picked on me for the last two weeks, he went home with a broken nose. I got in no trouble with neither the school nor my parents, they were happy I stood up for myself.

Rage virus won't be too difficult to survive, once I catch wind of it I'll just hide in my attic with food and water supplies, like Doom. There's no way into my attic unless you have a ladder, so I'd be rather safe until the few weeks are up.

A real plan hmm? No problem. Before I type said plan, Sworddude, knowing you, I think I'll hand over control of Scotland to you. However, England, Wales, and Ireland are still under my control. Plus, I WILL station troops in Scotland to make sure your thoughts for domination do not become more then thoughts. Also, I will retain control over a small portion of Scotland. Sue, I wish you luck in your control over the SAS, do not do anything that could wage war against our beloved nation. Racheya... Well, yeah, good luck with your second in command duties. I suppose our economy may be an issue, though I believe we can find a good supply of natural resources to trade with. I will make sure we don't cut down TOO many trees to preserve the countries natural beauty, anyone found cutting down a tree not on their property will be given a heavy fine. I will not allow entire forests to be bought unless I have a contract stating they will not cut down more then 5% of said trees. If I find out otherwise, there will be severe penalties. The military will remain, but this if for our own defence, if we have no military then what chance of defending our homeland will we have? I will not allow nuclear power, we will use a combination of wind, solar, water, and other such energy supplies. We MIGHT build a few nuclear weapons for self defence, there is a smaller chance of being attacked if we have said missiles. I will give more funding to police forces and hospitals to further our growth, I want every patient to be treated equally and crime at an all time low. Rape and murder will be abolished completly in our country, this will take a long time, and there will obviously be the occasional case that happens, but this is one of my prime goals. Rape and murder will be punished with the death penalty, if the said murderer killed somebody in self-defence, no action will be taken, but they will be under surveillance. I will not be a tyrant, I want to make sure everybody is treated the same. I will allow no more refugees into the country, not trying to be racist, but we have more then we can handle already. There are many other things to take care of, but I feel this is suitable for now.

I WANT control over the SAS. Other wise I'll drown the island. :P I will give you control over the SAS, though your orders can be overruled by my own ;).

D= Damn you I wanted the UK! Quick, delete Blacks post and steal it! :lol: You fiend! :lol: Racheya, I shall make you my second in command, a spot that Sue can join as well. :lol: Yes that's right, two second in commands.

I'll take the UK. That's right, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales are now under my rule. Those of you that decide to throw away all weaponry, think again, I'll give every household a crowbar and/or a trench [bleep]e for when the zombie apocalypse hits. I shall have a full plan for my country once said apocalypse occurs.

I'd shoot myself after ATTEMPTING to survive, if I end up getting surroudned, well, I bring down as many as possible before shooting myself.

BRING FORTH THE RABID CHOCOBOS!!!!! For the villainous crime of eating the last crumpet, we sentence you to be torn apart by these chocobos!!! Gauper!! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!!!!

Out of... Crumpets? I say, which of you bounders ate the last of our crumpets!?!? This calls for superior fisticuffs! PREPARE THE TRENCH [bleep]ES!!!!! Gauper, it's an in-joke between me and Sword.

Perhaps you are right Lord Cumquat Susanberry the second, tea and crumpets may be enough to settle our differences and allow us to join together as allies.

Then this is a challenge one must accept, good Lord Bunkie Frederick the third, I challenge thee to fisticuffs!

I do believe that is sarcasm my good Lord Frederick, one should not stoop to such levels of insolence. Perhaps fisticuffs will be in order?

Of course, killing a perfectly able member of the team who has done nothing wrong or been bitten, I believe that results in death. So in doing that you would be signing your own death warrant. Better plan, we fight alongside one another and throw a troll if need be.

Who says I won't? Other then you of course. You scots will be first on the menu, plenty of fat people over there in the north.

I outrank you. :twss:

Me too!

I know people who own boats, maybe an hour drive to the place its docked? It'd take a while, but I think I can make it to the HQ. I could probably find a boat too, my city has a pretty big docks.

Oh jesus, that film scared the hell out of me. Seriously, after watching it I had nightmares for weeks.

Can a mod please remove my indexed picture?

While I love that power plant and hope to be able to get there when the apocalypse hits, we have to think more realistic, only the Americans (And perhaps Canadians) of the team will be able to reach it. Those of us in the UK will have to find another place to meet until we can find a way to reach the plant, same for the Australians and such.

If you're ever in Portsmouth, you have to leave. There's nothing around here except a few ships.

It was interesting, not much more I can say then that. Pirate's right, but other then that it seems fine.