BlackDawn

I don't believe we have a need for customized weapons, didn't we decide on custom gas masks? I'll admit, that pistol does look pretty epic, I'd prefer a revolver though.

I think a Bioshock movie would be pretty cool, the game was incredible to me, I'd see the movie without hesitation.

Blimp sounds good in my opinion. We'd survive because we've put so much effort into our planning, plus we can maintain discipline if we need too.

Its bloody hard to own any type of "Offensive Weapon" here. Honestly, I'm not even entirely sure that a crossbow is legal, but they aren't that hard to get, if you know the right people. get me one, because i am currently unable to get a hold of a gun There's a gun 'shop' near where I live, I haven't been inside so I have no idea what they sell, but it gives me hope that I'll find a gun. Check it out, it'll be worth it, I know that the place near me has all kinds of bows and guns, no crossbow's as far as I can tell. You can build a gun there, so I can grab tons of spare parts and I think there was a carbine there. Also so many scopes! :D Start stockpiling. We need others to bring us guns in case we can't find any.

Me: The comedian and computer nut. Alex: The lazy bastard, we often call him fat when he's not. Great guy. Richard: The gangster, he can be a bit of a bastard but we love him all the same. Shaun: My fellow computer nut and likely to be one of the people I will know for years to come, he's also a skater. Vallion: Psychopathic kid who you should NEVER give sugar too, he's the only one who will be going to the same college as me. Same course too. Chloe: The only girl who hangs around with us, she's pretty fun and is obsessed with christmas. Then there's the backup friends, the ones who you might hang around with when your main friends aren't there.

Today, we finally got our laptop. Can't use it just yet though.

Its bloody hard to own any type of "Offensive Weapon" here. Honestly, I'm not even entirely sure that a crossbow is legal, but they aren't that hard to get, if you know the right people. get me one, because i am currently unable to get a hold of a gun There's a gun 'shop' near where I live, I haven't been inside so I have no idea what they sell, but it gives me hope that I'll find a gun.

Get a crossbow, and a bear.

Many of my nightmares involve zombies, likely due to the time I spend on the zombie plans thread. My most recent one was only last night, it involved a number of Tifers. The nightmare began with me standing by the main building of the power plant near Doomsavenger's house, (People from the zombie thread, you'll understand). Standing nearby are a number of regulars to that thread, I only know it's them because they're all wearing nametags. So, Rocco suddenly comes running up to the group of us standing by the building, apparently a giant horde of zombies have found us. We all charge to the walls to see he's right, they're everywhere, and they're almost inside the perimeter. We all grab our guns, most of which being semi-automatic rifles, and start shooting. But the zombies won't stop coming, they finally break through and we start retreating to the main building. During the retreat Lenin pops up with a flamethrower and starts setting the zombies on fire, he is almost bitten when Sworddude appears on the tower sniping zombies while laughing manically. We all get inside the building, including Lenin. From inside we can still hear Sworddude sniping zombies, the moans, the laughs, it was disturbing. Suddenly the zombies come in through a passageway, Doom screams "Who didn't lock the back entrance!?" before she's grabbed by a zombie and torn apart. Many other Tifers go down in that attack, a few of us escape to the roof where Sword has joined us. The zombies are slowly climbing the stairs to the roof and we're all panicking, for some reason none of us were smart enough to close or barricade the roofs door. -.- The zombies finally reach the roof, we're all standing at the edge shooting at them, trying to keep them away. Then there's only five of us left. The zombies are gaining footing and we're losing it. We're trapped. So yeah, we're all shooting (Lenin flaming) at the zombies, killing hundreds but never stopping them all. Then Protoguy points down at a truck right below us, Mage Man is in the drivers seat and waving at us to jump onto the back. We all leap down and land safely. Mage Man then starts driving, we get out of the masses of zombies but a load have clung to the sides. We knock as many as we can off and manage to do so without getting bitten. The truck then breaks down and we all take off running through the woods, the thousands of zombies chasing us. Then, the zombies start coming from all around us, we're surrounded completly with no way to break through. The six of us then form a tight circle and start shooting, we're shouting battlecries and such while we bring down every last zombie we possibly can, our fate was inevitable, but we kept fighting. A zombie then managed to tackle me, right as it's about to bite me it's head explodes after Sworddude put a bullet through it's skull. Then I woke up. Yeah, pretty epic really. It still scared the hell out of me, it honestly felt so real, I could feel my own stress and exhaustion, it was so strange. If any of you are wondering who the last survivors were, it was me, Sworddude, Lenin, Mage Man, Protoguy, Roccodog, and Ross_The_Knight.

Confession: I've suffered with depression for the last year.

You said it yourself, we can't stop them. All we can do really is tell them to: A, Do it quietly. B, Not too often. C, Both, as if we're attacked all of a sudden they'll be the ones runing around with nothing on.

I'm fit, all I really do is walk, and somehow I am slightly underweight. :? Damn, we are so alike it scares me. I'm the same way. :?

Pretty much a hooker which charges you nothing? I wouldn't go THAT far. She'd be more of a maid who lives in her bosses house, well, more of a guest really, we'd share the cleaning. It's a better life then being a proper slave I'd say, at least nobody else could buy her and make her do... Well, yeah.

I don't really like the idea of slaves, although, if it was made legal I would buy one. But, I would give them anything they need, clothes, food, a warm and comfortable place to sleep, ect ect. Obviously they would have to earn their keep, but they'd have the same rights as me. ...Yeah, it'd have to be a female slave, one my own age, and good looking... :?

Don't forget to remove the voice box, if it starts moaning there will be more to deal with. Still, it sounds pretty good to me, a problem though, if it turns away dangerous animals, it'll turn away animals we could eat as well.

Trollin', or just fail? I assume fail, no troll is this dumb. Well, none that I can think of.

FINALLY! The norse get a chance to shine! *Sharpens battleaxe*

Linkin Park - Faint.

your mom is a very high, thick, and long cement wall lolooololololol. You probably could, if you had a lot of time, but the zombies could make a pile, and just climb up, I think I remember having read that they can do that in the guide, but that's only if there are hundreds and hundreds of them aware you're there. Also, building an extremely high, thick, long would be really difficult, use up a lot of resources, take a long time, and wouldn't be all too easy to do while there are zombies running around, plus it wouldn't be all that stable, weather and whatnot could hit it hard. Plus you'd need to worry about erosion around the base, and cracking in the cement. Not a very plausible plan, but get super building powers and it might be a good idea. A wall is actually one of the best defences possible, it's a must have if we ever want a permanent pocket of survivors. The bigger the better in my opinion. Even if they take a long time they are absolutly worth it, no horde could get over a 20ft tall wall of solid concrete, even if they started piling up it would take MONTHS for them to reach that high. In that space of time we can burn the corpses of the already dead zombies too, so basically they can never get over the wall. Yes, the dangers when building a wall as well as the problem of supplies are valid concerns, but we can defend the builders fairly easily if we arm all non-builders with weapons, which they will already have. We'll find a way to get supplies, if all else fails we can chop down a number of trees and pile the logs on top of one another as a fairly strong wall. Obviously the logs would need to be bound together, plus you'd need two to three layers of logs not counting the height. But it could work. It would take a lot of manpower to build a 20 foot tall concrete wall, especially since we won't have any power at all I'm assuming, nor will there be an abundant supply of gas, so no big machines, and getting that much concrete is a whole different problem. It just doesn't seem plausible to me, but then again it depends on the size of the area you're trying to enclose. Yes, it would take a lot of manpower to build the wall, especially without machinery. Still, even one man can build a wall of that size alone, it just takes time. We'll have all of the TZDF helping out, of course half will have to watch out for the others. Concrete is going to be a pain to get a hold of, very true, though as I previously said we could always used trees, a few hundred zombies can't punch through tree trunks. We would obviously need to fill in the gaps in between each log as a zombie may try climbing them, they would need to be incredibly smooth. Still, it's possible.

your mom is a very high, thick, and long cement wall lolooololololol. You probably could, if you had a lot of time, but the zombies could make a pile, and just climb up, I think I remember having read that they can do that in the guide, but that's only if there are hundreds and hundreds of them aware you're there. Also, building an extremely high, thick, long would be really difficult, use up a lot of resources, take a long time, and wouldn't be all too easy to do while there are zombies running around, plus it wouldn't be all that stable, weather and whatnot could hit it hard. Plus you'd need to worry about erosion around the base, and cracking in the cement. Not a very plausible plan, but get super building powers and it might be a good idea. A wall is actually one of the best defences possible, it's a must have if we ever want a permanent pocket of survivors. The bigger the better in my opinion. Even if they take a long time they are absolutly worth it, no horde could get over a 20ft tall wall of solid concrete, even if they started piling up it would take MONTHS for them to reach that high. In that space of time we can burn the corpses of the already dead zombies too, so basically they can never get over the wall. Yes, the dangers when building a wall as well as the problem of supplies are valid concerns, but we can defend the builders fairly easily if we arm all non-builders with weapons, which they will already have. We'll find a way to get supplies, if all else fails we can chop down a number of trees and pile the logs on top of one another as a fairly strong wall. Obviously the logs would need to be bound together, plus you'd need two to three layers of logs not counting the height. But it could work.

In the middle of the city they'd be constantly at your door, drawn to the smell. You'll have to restock sometime. Here's an idea though. Flies are drawn to rotting meat and lay eggs, so will the maggots eat the zombie little by little? does that mean we'll have zombie flies flying around? :ohnoes: No. All animals, bugs, fish, whatever, reject zombie flesh 100% of the time.

Nehehe, flash reference. Anyways on topic. Watch out for the mother cause if it senses that its young is in danger it will attack. Am i the only one thinking it would be funny to see SirHemen running across a garden chased by a badger, like Benny hill style? No, only me then : I'm with you bud, that would be awesome.

Same here but it seems two posters think i should use "Fire". :shock: I was saying keep it away from fire. Lenin was saying... Well, to kill it with fire in strange ways. But Lenin's Lenin. Edit: 666 posts. :ohnoes:

Fire.

Boosts to 118 I think, could be 117 but I haven't super boosted my attack for a while.