BlackDawn

Strange. The few times I cried in my secondary school I got called no names. Hell, people just tried to make me feel better instead. Is my old school strange?

Yes. Porn sites.

I got bored, so I decided to give Mage_Man's little trick a go. It isn't really funny, but it gave me a little chuckle. EDIT: [hide=Warning, racist comments] [/hide]

Khazard is a Mahjarrat, so he will be a threat. Iban, the Culinaromancer, and Agrith-Naar are all dead. So that's pretty much ruled them out. The sea slugs could be much stronger then we think. We haven't seen the queens combat level yet, have we? The vampyres are definitely a serious threat, seeing as they are close to indestructable. H.A.M really isn't a threat in my pinion, mostly because Sigmund is dead, and he was their more extreme member. Glouphrie could be a very serious threat if you think about it. Especially with his hidden city and powerful magic. We've got serious threats, even those capable of holding their own against the Mahjarrat. At least, from what I've seen.

If they can't swim, what the heck attacked the boat in Jurrasic Park 3? Pterodactyls? That's what I thought it was. But they were all in the aviary..... Nah, there was something swimming underwater. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Velociraptor. I think it was called a Plesiosaur, though my spelling might be off. We are talking about other dinosaurs as well, as I said. Not just those from the Jurassic park films.

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage. Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about. I think oilplatforms place me out of reach of those noobs Ah, but if you don't know how to service an oil platform it can rust away until it collapses. Plus storms can damage quite a lot. I doubt you have the ability to even reach one, let alonem aintain one. I steal a helicopter, lots of oil there, ill take the interwebs to make oil->helicopter gas. I go out to get food every week/month So many flaws... First, do you have access to an unguarded helicopter? Second, do you know how to pilot said helicopter? Third, how do you plan on keeping a high internet connection, plus battery for your laptop, out in the middle of the sea? Also, it is impossible for one person to maintain an entire oil platform alone. Especially someone whose only training is a website likely named "Oil platforming for teh lulz".

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage. Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about. I think oilplatforms place me out of reach of those noobs Ah, but if you don't know how to service an oil platform it can rust away until it collapses. Plus storms can damage quite a lot. I doubt you have the ability to even reach one, let alonem aintain one.

Damn him! That's the last time I buy a midget spy... I won't say it.

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage. Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about.

I'm on it! I'll be making it clearer too, as to stop some confusion.

I can't stop thinking about you either. Too bad I never think about you then. You can't hide it. I know your true feelings towards me! I have planted a spy inside your head damnit!

I can't stop thinking about you either. I usually think about impossible things that I wish would happen. Such as gaining superpowers or something. Though I do think about other people a lot. And velociraptors.

Can they swim? :? I think they can, although we'll have to consult Lent to be sure. He seems to be rather good at this subject.

Complete fail. Alright, say you manage to reach the base. How do you plan on stealing a well guarded helicopter? Do you even know how to operate one?

Alright, so the world in overrun with dinosaurs. Velociraptors are the new top predator, alongside such famous creatures such as the T-rex. What is your plan on this occasion? WHAT WILL YOU DO TO SURVIVE?! Yes, this is serious. "I grab every gun and shoot going lolololol" is not a plan. It is suicide and idiotic. My plan is still under construction as I'm not an expert in this matter. The raptors we'll be dealing with would be the ones from the Jurassic park films. If you haven't seen any of the fims I'll try and give you a run through... Well, I'll try, at least. I haven't got the exact size, but the raptors are at least the size of a full grown man, possibly bigger. They often travel in groups and hunt in groups. They are very intelligent, able to open doors, plan attacks (Albeit fairly uncoordinated ones), and much much more. They have a large scythe-like claw on each of their feet, along with the smaller ones. What these are used for is unclear for certain, but they can definitely penetrate your jugular. They are FAST. Much faster then a human. Making them very dangerous, and quite possibly the best predator there is. Also, as some haven't read the full post. ALL OTHER dinosaurs are around as well, including T-rex, spinosaur, megasaur, or whatever their called. So yeah, plan for attacks from sky (Pteradons? Or something like that...) , sea, and the land. So yeah, this'll be a hell of a toguh thing to survive. But if we plan now we may have a chance.

I'd go see it. Hell, just try and stop me! The storyline possibilities are almost endless! I'd love to see a RuneScape movie about the Mahjarrat, or perhaps the elven storyline.

I'm really quite skinny. Strange to me as I eat quite a lot but never gain weight, a trait I think is rather cool.

Whenever I have breakfast I always have the same cereal (Rice krispies ), I haven't had a different breakfast for years. But the weird thing is that I wait ten minutes after making it before I eat it. I also do the toothpaste thing. Wet the brush, toothpaste onto brush, wet again, then brush.

It seems we have no other choice then to wait, do you really want to leave the relative safety of your attic to run from thousands of sprinting infected?

A few things we must assume about Rage Zombies: They need to feed to survive, otherwise they'd die due to dehydration (blood would probably hydrate them enough to last a bit longer). They do not have self preservation abilities, they won't stop to drink, will walk through fire etc... They do have the limitations of humans, so we can assume they will eventually become exhausted from lack of sleep, running too long and so on. They are less intellegent than humans because of the virus, yet can still climb and so on. The outbreak will last a month at the most. Also, Brooks is both a fool, yet a smart man when it comes to Romero Zombies. However, he lives purely in fantasy thinking they are the most likely. A Zombie Survival Guide should deal with Rage Zombies. I mean face it, if Rabies mutates to take effect faster, and make them more insane and bloodthirsty, then we've got a problem. Also, the Rage Virus can infect animals who eat the flesh of decaying "humans", so we've got a bigger problem there. I still believe Brooks is a great man for creating the guide, whether it is based on his own ideas or not it is still a fantastic guide. A survival guide on rage zombies would not be long at all, basially, it would just advice you to hide for a few weeks while the infected die from starvation or dehydration. So scrap that idea for a book. Though... The rage animals would definitely be an issue. Though if we barricade ourselves in our attics with our food I doubt any animals could get in, no holes in the roof meaning no infected birds or anything.

Rage virus... I still think survival would be simple. Obviously many people will die because they won't know what's happening at first, but within time they will all be hidden while the last of the infected die from starvation. Once again the plan of staying in the attic with a few weeks/months of food and water will suffice.

I'm afraid I cannot admit defeat Good Lord Bunkie, this is a situation where one must fight for his nation's accent. For queen and country! English accents come in variations, as you said, this means our accents can cater to different girls likes and dislikes. The Scottish accent is one and only one, the many types of English accent are much more superior to your pathetic rough and husky accent. Good day. *Sips tea*

Clearly Ray will not agree with you, well, he might, seeing as he's in love with you. But until then we shall continue this conversation of accents. Yes, pretty much all the American girls I spoke too like English accents, but many of the English girls like them too, even if they have one themselves. Still, English accents are superior. Your Scottish ones are much too rough.

Really? Most girls I speak too say they prefer English accents to Scottish ones. They don't like the husky and rough sound of them. And before you make a comment on the number of girls, it is quite a few. Many of them from old schools, or even those online.

Oh no you didn't! British accents are too high pitch and annoying, I haven't heard 1 British accent that I think sounds cool or sexy. There is no [bleep]' British accent. However, when it comes to accents, I prefer the English one. And I thought I told you two, the Scottish accent gets all the girls. I have been told time and time again I have an English accent, I just realised I typed British, so I fail on that post. But it is actually English accents that get the girls.