DeeKay

Good one. Loved the ret***ed mod zmiley.

I'll give you the back story - I don't have much free time (job), so I'm not always up to date or in touch with what's going on with the world. When I do have a bit of free time, and a computer, I like to visit entertainment websites the likes of Explosm, and the one who brought me to open this topic - The Oatmeal. So I stumbled open a How many Justin Bibers could you take in a fight? quiz, and like most people, asked in my mind: "Who the [bleep] is Justin Bieber." Little did I know, that starting the quiz, will lead me to this: Holy [bleep]in' [cabbage]. I thought the original song was pretty bad, but this one totally wins the gaycake. I haven't seen something so gay in months - I think in years even. So I just wanna ask, am I getting old (21)? Is that what's cool nowadays? I think going to watch a football game is pretty cool. Going to an Irish pub is cool too. Am I out of touch? It's just that I'm beginning to think of surgically removing my testicles for fear of giving birth to such thing, or fear of my kids being exposed or following one.

Ranging. You won't survive that thing with melee, regardless of stats. Have everything on you that protects from melee and ranged, except the torso, that should consist of some ranging top. As for inventory, brews and restores with the regular ratio, and around 6-8 more restores, depending on the prayers you'll use. You should also take a terrorbird (+12 slots), since you'll be running the whole time. I recommend not risking too much on it, since death's an option. Black dragonhide, Barrows armour of your choice and a decent shield (though the DFS would be an advantage) is all you need. Good luck!

I'd probably prefer to buy a laptop that has a proper keyboard (where your finger doesn't press 6 keys at once) and a bigger screen, then hook it up with a netstick.

[hide]And christmas is about this Not this or this or this But who cares?[/hide] Then Christmas is nowhere near as awesome as boobs and beer.

Boring. Oktoberfest is about this: Not this:

Mention it in the first post. What do you mean do Dungeoneering the best way? Do it fast? Clear all rooms? What was wrong with the hints people gave you so far?

- Define whether you're a rushing clan or not, and if so, what floors if only some. - Define the size and complexity of floors. - If you're making a rushing clan, add a guide. - Put requirements in terms of levels and bound arsenal. What I would personally do is: - Rush floors 1-24 on a small dungeon. - Play through floors 25+ on a large dungeon regularly. - Set a total level requirement of 1,600+ to ensure players have a basic knowledge of the game*. - Create a page/topic containing important or common things everyone should be aware of - such as boss tactics, weaknesses of one monster or another, noteworthy items. * Assuming you're not after drops, the stats themselves are negligible since the dungeons are dynamically adjusted to the group's levels.

Best post ever. Nicely giggled there.

Also notice the nickname in the picture.

Just finished a floor 38 large dungeon with a Sagittarian longbow and matching tier 8 armour, and it sucked balls. Nowhere near a match compared to melee, against no matter what enemy.

I've a Celestial Catalytic staff and a Sagittarian longbow and arrows bound, and that's about it. I don't rush so the hood isn't important and I can make armour on the way. I was handed a Guardian's Ward once, but chose not to keep it. I thought it wasn't uncommon to get them as drops, but I guess they're much rarer than that.

Some dib**** that I went past. I didn't take a look at him but apparently he's a gangstah.

No. You're being ignorant. They're ignorant. South Park quote.

Look at this!

Thanks. Didn't think such things would exist.

Are there any Dungeoneering clans/groups that don't have a rush syndrome?

99 Strength sure got me buffed up... It's the wolf-something top. Apparently new player models are on the way.

What ring? The thing that the reset button does is simply make all of the floors unchecked and set your Previous Floor counter to the amount of floors you had checked. This is also what determines prestige, so when you choose to reset, it's advised that you have all of the floors checked.

Here's my thought: Deny it as much as you like, Runescape eventually comes down to grinding. There are quests, there are minigames, there's group activities, but there comes a time (usually around level 80) where advancement of your avatar can only be achieved by doing a repeatable task X amount of hours. It's an undeniable conclusion that players who play for a few years eventually come to. So, a few months ago, we get a whole new fancy skill - which is huge, it's like a game in itself (and you'll soon understand what I mean) - that takes all that grinding, and gives it a purpose. So what players do? Grind it as well! New tactics emerge, formulas that define methods of optimal exp/hour/floor are created, ways of unveiling a floor quickly are thought up - everything that avoids what the developers were aiming for. Now, I'm sure as hell don't know what the developers were aiming for, but I did play a few games other than Runescape in my past, and the best genre to describe Dungeoneering would be RTS (real-time strategy). That includes some ground-braking games like Age of Empires, Starcraft and Diablo - I know there are more and better games to match the definition, but these are the most memorable ones. Back to Runescape, Dungeoneering is pretty much it, with some necessary changes to suit it to a small group game - you start with nothing, slowly improving your characters, overcoming challenges and reach the climax of the stage by fighting and defeating a boss. It's a race to perfection that will be tested by the final fight. The fun is the process, the boss is the reward. Pain is, no one appears to give two ****s about fun - the guideline is: If I can complete a floor in an hour and 15 minutes, there's no reason for me to dwell in one for two hours for nearly the same experience. Normally I wouldn't complain, do what you wanna do, but people like myself are by-products of the method above because we can't find any players that think alike. Since the occult floors release, (I believe that) it seems rushing got a good blow, with bosses too tough to be defeated by running in with just your bound weapon, and the enemies powerful enough to slaughter single players running through rooms without the rest of their team. So the future might not be grim. Anyhow, I was wondering how many players agree. Surely, I'm not the only one playing to have a bit o' good times?

Poison ivy, limpwurt roots, coconuts, cactus spines - these are some examples of what you can grow to make a bit of money. You can use familiars to help you out a bit, too. Aside from herbs though, Farming isn't a skill that can make you rich. The above is merely an incentive to train it, rather than use it.

Notice the number of players and the immense enthusiasm, which is pretty sad (but funny).

I'm not sure how funny this is, but I had my share of good times: