here's a collection of my jokies ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Father:(angirily) :x Y R u holding dat stick in yer mouth? son:to be a good boy father:how? son:when the dog cought this stick u told him good doggie so i did the same too... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- master:Go to the police and tell them that,it was night,stars were shining,dogs were barking,a theif came,climed the wall,and stold our ox. slave:(to the police)It was day,stars were barking,dogs were shining,an ox came,climbed over the theif,and took our wall... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Child:(seeing a pen) what is this's cost? shopkeeper:ill give it free if u gimme 5$ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- boy:(tearing up pages from his b00k) teacher:y r u tearing ur book? boy:it keeps elephants away teacher:but there r no elephants here boy:see how effective it is! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- person1:how will u sink a submarine full of bondles? person2:just knock at the door they'll open it ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wife:i have neck but no necklace,fingers but no rings,hands but no bracelets husband:i have wallet but no muny... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- wife:i have neck but no necklace,fingers but no rings,hands but no bracelets husband:u have head but no brain... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- boy:(crying) :cry: bro:y r u crying? boy:coz i have 1 bro while my sister has 2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sir:how does a chicken come outta an egg boy:first tell me how does it go in the egg... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sir:wats the full form of MATHS? student:Mentally Effected Teachers Harrasing Students ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man:waiter! there's a fly in my soup! waiter:dont shout sire or every1 else will want 1 too ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sum1:which is yer fav b day gift? boy:a flute coz my mom gives me 10$ everyday for not playing it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man:this food is stale!!! waiter:no way! how do u know? man:there is a bad smell coming from it waiter:ohh i forgot to bath... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- boxx:i've heard uve lost the key of the bank safe clerk:yes sire one of teh keys have been lost boss:where is the other one? clerk:in teh safe... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- elephent:oh no! my father found me meeting with u ant:no prob hide behind me ill take care of him ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- friend:ur so white which cream do u use? friend 2:fair and lovely which one do u use? friend:cherry blossom...cherry blossom is black shoe polish{/size] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hope u liked em... :lol: