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Because it belongs on SomethingAwful. It's just tacky elsewhere.

I have the story and the OP's first reply saved for future generations :thumbsup:

I hate when you walk and someone else walks the opposite of your direction, but is directly lined up with your line of travel. You take a step to the left to avoid them, they do the same. The other direction, again, they follow. What results is a battle of biblical proportions over who moves for who.

Priests are good. Your genitals are..... I have no idea where to go on with this.

Why does everyone hate on :twss:? Because it's not mature? This forum isn't Frasier (maybe Cheers), so imo there's nothing at all wrong with the smiley unless it's spammed or used for no reason.

Oh yes. Who could forget the wonderful little tale of The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen?

I never got Dogmeat, is he part of the main quest? And as far as I know, you can't get the suite if you don't blow up Megaton.

What. The. [bleep]? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Do people actually think that?! O____O It actually IS a liquid :P Just a very slow moving one. If you look at old church windows, the bottom is thicker than the top. http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/G ... glass.html

Don't you mean men have it harder? Yeah, being a man isn't as easy as it looks. Sometimes we lose the remote and we have to walk ALL the way to the TV to change the channel.

No, I thought that too - he sounds like an interesting character. I just thought it was downright awesome actually. :P "What should we do with THIS ONE Aphrodite? She won't... SIT... STILL! I try to make them beautiful! But they ALWAYS... TURN OUT... WRONG! This one was too FAT! This one was too TALL! THIS ONE... TOO SYMMETRICAL! What's this!? An intruder! He's... UGLY! UGLY! UUUGGGLLYYY!" Such an amazing, creepy scene. I remember that scene. Scared the crap out of me. Made even scarier by the fact that it's not a washroom, its a morgue. I'll try and find the vid.

that was pretty friggin. wow. wasn't expecting that. and was that an actual disney cartoon? Yep. 1943.

Things in here I never thought I'd hear Donald Duck say in a REAL Disney cartoon :shock: [yt]mZiRiIpZVF4[/yt]

snapped the baby like twig across his knee? that thread? I was talking about that today actually. o.o How in the HELL did that come up :shock:

I thought so too, but they continue to take themselves seriously.

People that DON'T have a Garry's Mod server where two big teams build a base and some vehicles and weapons, then the teams fight each other. Seriously, it seems like such an obvious game to make, yet no servers have anything like it! Why! It would be so much fun!

As the title implies, what are your favorite scary game scenes? I predict Lenin will be active in this topic from what I've seen him play on Live. For now, I'll leave you with Rapture's very own cosmetic surgery expert, Dr. Steinman. Btw, notice his first sentence. He seems to be talking to Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty. [yt]IkieBQv_0H8[/yt] And an audio diary from one of the nurses he worked with, right as his obsession started. [yt]kBKeYKwNVmo[/yt]

I have come to the conclusion that a bunch of really crappy scouts are running around. And why would anyone want soldier. Soldier and demo are going to be the worst updates because you'll get soooooooooooooooooooooo much spam. Imagine 12 soldiers on one team doing nothing but spamming. Oh God. Compared to a bunch of spies running around each other trying to get a lucky backstab? Atleast a bunch of soldiers would be fun! They're all going to get updated eventually, so why not a class that has some originality and is some fun to play as?

I have come to the conclusion that a bunch of really crappy scouts are running around. And why would anyone want soldier. Soldier and demo are going to be the worst updates because you'll get soooooooooooooooooooooo much spam. Imagine 12 soldiers on one team doing nothing but spamming. Oh God. And since they'd be updated, it would be effective spam.

First, let's get something straight. You are not a freak. A freak is someone who lives in an alleyway and attempts to give rats open heart surgery. Like the above poster said, they're just urges. Unusual urges, but urges. Just keep your cool, and you'll be fine. :) You could talk to a psychiatrist, which could help loads (therapy is not just for crazy people). Or, like others have said, you could PM IGoddessI, our unofficial OT shrink.

Spy spy spy spy spy spy spy spy SPAH! The last thing I want is a bunch of spies running around when the update is realeased. A bunch of soldiers will be a lot of fun though. Actually a bunch of spies running around could be awesome. Especially if they're really bad spies (which you know they will be). Especially for people playing pyro. Yep. Remember the noob scout rushes a few weeks ago? Good times for the heavy and engi.

Spy spy spy spy spy spy spy spy SPAH!

Alright, it works. Play ya sometime :thumbup:

Different games use different textures, as I found out through Source SDK. Gmod uses any Source textures on the computer though.

Sweet : Btw, I didn't mean a texture glitch, I meant it does it because I don't have the textures. Since I have the other source games I figured that anything like that indicated CSS texture.

*In response to thread title* God I hope not.